Xmas in Australia 😁 … wonder how non-Australians may read this 😬

15yo: watcha laughing at? Me: watching a tiktok … oh sorry bro …

lovely to see one grazing out in the wild

the almost 15yo is sooking … reels access dropped a day before the 10th

It's the year 2077. All movie studios belong to Netflix. Cinemas only play trailers for their streaming catalog. Every franchise is canceled after two movies/seasons, on mandatory cliffhangers. Nothing from before 2002 is available. Owning physical media is punishable by death. Netflix is love.

pew pew ⚡️ Wordle 1,631 2/6 ⬛🟩🟩🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

11yo checked out a deceased possum on the nature strip me: what type of possum was it? 11yo: a dead one 🤷‍♂️

Not my Freddo, not my Frog 🤷‍♂️

well that was fun 🙄

The good news just keeps on coming

so which of you Melbourne Metro train nerds are going on the first one?

You've just died. The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you. #photos #joinin

I’m only on tiktok to watch middle aged women get a fright and slightly wee themselves 👉👈

She had the sightless eyes, telling me no lies Knocking me out with those American thighs

#MelbourneProtest up in Box Hill, they’ve headed up towards Station Street mega-phone blaring ✊

me when i’ve lost my lighter

And the latest scam has found its way into my chat. Needless to say it's been reported, blocked and deleted.

Where's your fucking poppy?

Weyland-Yutani crews are obsessed with letting sick people back on the ship. They can’t get enough of it

If you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it Toot-Toot-Chugga-Chugga 😗

currently monitoring the boys tennis website for washouts this morning … 73 so far but none where he’s playing! Carn, Mt Evelyn, head down the courts and check it out 🌧️

the 14yo: take me to the movies Dad 🙏 me: I gotcha bro 🤗

bought a record player the 11yo: why’d the music stop? me: you gotta flip it over 😬

John Fetterman looks like something the Flintstones would use to cut grass.

ur over 6'?? what r ur pronouns, fee/fi/fo/fum?

7 steamed dim sims for lunch isn’t too much surely 🤷‍♂️

Roger Stone has just endorsed Andrew Cuomo. .. emerges from crypt avoiding direct sunlight

pulled this one outta my arse 😳 Wordle 1,596 2/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

had 8 uninterrupted hours of sleep last night … come get me 🤺

Melbourne - Box Hill tornado? Nah think its just rain 🫤

Change one letter, ruin a candy Munties

pew pew friggin pew 😗 Wordle 1,594 2/6 ⬛🟩⬛⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Melbourne sunset - big red ball tonight

5:18 to Belgrave arrived at 5:19 … the most on-time it’s been ever 🙄 almost missed it #MetroTrains

BoM website tragics … it still lives … #Melbourne #MelbourneWeather reg.bom.gov.au/products/IDR...

local FB group has a weather guy who works for the BoM and he still has access to the old radar images 😭😭 #Melbourne #MelbourneWeather

how it feels explaining early 2000s hipster history to young people

me trying to use the BoM website trying to see where the rain is

well I dunno 🤷‍♂️

@admorgan.bsky.social @fionakatauskas.bsky.social @suburbiageddon.bsky.social @brontelee.bsky.social @danielbowen.au not the day to do a site upgrade BOM go to reg.bom.gov.au for the old one

Have the BoM changed the rain radar website on my phone 😱

AWS outage spared me a 3:30am oncall phone call last … the jira software which has my contact details was kaputt 👌 no one overseas knew how to contact me 🤣

can’t pick up the eldest from school today (he has a busy sports afternoon) and he has to walk home the eldest: can you order me an uber 🤷‍♂️ 🙄

school car boot sale today … guess what the youngest scored (it was free apparently) 🙄

Ah, the classic 'advanced talks with One Nation' pose.

Halloween’s around the corner and Ive lost my favourite quiet chair 🙄

Of course women don't like the Cybertruck. Women only want one thing, and it's this

Of course women don't like the Cybertruck. Women only want one thing, and it's Subaru Brumby 😘

Of course women don't like the Cybertruck. Women only want one thing, and it's that loader over there.