@admorgan.bsky.social @fionakatauskas.bsky.social @suburbiageddon.bsky.social @brontelee.bsky.social @danielbowen.au not the day to do a site upgrade BOM go to reg.bom.gov.au for the old one

Have the BoM changed the rain radar website on my phone 😱

AWS outage spared me a 3:30am oncall phone call last … the jira software which has my contact details was kaputt 👌 no one overseas knew how to contact me 🤣

can’t pick up the eldest from school today (he has a busy sports afternoon) and he has to walk home the eldest: can you order me an uber 🤷‍♂️ 🙄

school car boot sale today … guess what the youngest scored (it was free apparently) 🙄

Ah, the classic 'advanced talks with One Nation' pose.

Halloween’s around the corner and Ive lost my favourite quiet chair 🙄

Of course women don't like the Cybertruck. Women only want one thing, and it's this

Of course women don't like the Cybertruck. Women only want one thing, and it's Subaru Brumby 😘

Of course women don't like the Cybertruck. Women only want one thing, and it's that loader over there.

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teenagers trying new takeaways “So, can I have chips with my HSP?” 👌

describe your bluesky account in a single image

had some dots and spots dry iced on face/head the other week and now I’m shedding scabs, skin flakes, look its delightful 😬

What’s your sign?

It’s not time to make a change, Just relax, take it easy …

lot of coight action on bluesky 🌈 TL this afternoon 😬 bit of a change from the usual peen, peen, peen 🤔

what if we kissed at the cuck chair in southern cross station

the eldest wants to do a Star Wars movie marathon 💕 but he wants to watch them in Episode order 😠

IF YOU SEE AN AD FOR A HUMAN FORESKIN SLEEPING BAG DO NOT CLICK ON IT IT FORCES CAPSLOCK ON YOUR KEYBOARD

about to leave UFTG hope the train driver knows where he’s going after a rambling express chat where we may or may not stop, ends with: “Ah Tracey you wanna drive?” #MetroTrains

getting some frantic msgs from a house full of serious arachnophobes (whilst I’m at work) wonder what the house will be like when I get home tonight 😬

been raptured for 90 mins now. lines are insane. VERY disorganized. scalpers by east entrance

The same prick who gives me a headache every day now wants to outlaw Tylenol.

Jimmy Kimmel coming out on screen Tuesday night 🤞

Captain Pikes gf is a bit mid .. just sayin he could do better 🤨

my sons are styling each others hair atm💅 who needs daughters 🤷‍♂️

5:18 Belgrave nice and fogged up, wonder what they’ve been up to? 🤔

Amyl and the Sniffers flogging Toyotas … well there you go 🤷‍♂️

Sunday morning Melbourne

panicked moment at the concert … missus: OMG I CANT FIND MY PHONE!! me: is it in your bra? missus: 🙄

getting my State School Spectacular on … avoiding the #MelbourneProtest

Didn’t realise Dirty Rotten Scoundrels had a Sith Lord in it 😗

Charlie would've wanted the Epstein files released. They should release them.

Taylor did it …

Fathers Day present, woken up before everyone and having a cuppa by myself enjoying the peace and quiet 🧘

Can’t beat those prices 😗

Quote post with an album you'd rate a perfect 10 out of 10 DSotM, Rumours, Unknown Pleasures are pretty good too 😎

that snags def got a vein in it 😬

pew pew pew … 😎 Wordle 1,535 2/6 ⬛🟨⬛🟩🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

gamblers ripping up their Trump or Giuliani bet slips as CNN announces Elon Musk has died from complications during a routine chest-weirdening surgery

Hillary did it 👉👈🤫

Bluesky if it happens:

neighbourhood whatsapp chat this evening 🐐

Sunday Bluesky scrolling be like: trump idiot stuff melbourne transport funny pic HUGE PENIS!! gay bloke doing sfw stuff …

totally blanked out an actors name from the 1980s googled: actor big teeth got him 👍🤣

📷 #melbourne #photography

mean streets of Tooronga tonight … 🙏 for me