Getting up and acting like you planned it with the slow walk back to the dugout sends this clip to the stratosphere

first in my bloodline to see someone get excommunicated by a community note

and in the years since, the DC press has gotten much worse

No joke: I got angry hate mail today for writing an obituary of a Black woman scientist—because the person felt she did didn’t deserve the recognition. Which just makes me want to share it again: www.nature.com/articles/d41...

"This pattern raises serious concerns that certain market participants may have had access to material nonpublic information regarding a market-moving geopolitical event..." www.npr.org/2026/04/10/n...

THIS IS THE MOST I HAVE EVER NOT BEEN OWNED.

By this Kevin means who knows what, but whatever it is, I doubt it.

uh *HASSETT: HORMUZ CAN BE OPENED WITHIN TWO MONTHS

"God does not bless any conflict."

When I'm losing and I unplug the console

The lady doth protest too much, methinks.

Melania Trump denies ties to Epstein associate. Documents suggest otherwise.

“.. He said they were protected by little more than a thin layer of vertical standing blast barricades .. Asked to describe the degree of fortification, he responded: ‘I mean, I would put it in the none category. From a drone defense capability … none.’” @cbsnews.com www.cbsnews.com/news/iran-wa...

Easy lessons!

I remember watching a program a long time ago about the restoration of a classic chair and the discovery that it was stuffed with Afro-textured hair and I just wanted to scream and scream.

There's a sucker born every minute.

NEW: A stunning new report claims that the Pentagon summoned Pope Leo XIV’s top American diplomat and threatened him after the U.S.-born pontiff gave his January state-of-the-world address. Leo used the address to denounce a world ruled by “a diplomacy based on force” and “zeal for war.”

The Great Communicator.

This guy isn’t ready to host a show on Fox.

This guy is a disgrace to mediocracy.

That's the question. Caine should be asked also until he answers.

Threatening the Pope will definitely sit well with the 1.5 billion Catholics.

* TEHRAN CONSIDERING STRIKES AGAINST ISRAEL 'AMID ITS VIOLATION OF TEMPORARY CEASEFIRE IN LEBANON' -- IRAN'S FARS NEWS AGENCY CITING UNNAMED OFFICIAL @reuters.com

Aaron Swartz was hounded and persecuted by overzealous prosecutors for a mass JSTOR download until he committed suicide. Sam Altman says that he deserves to violate copyright law in perpetuity because otherwise he can't make a fortune from a large language model. We are in the wrong timeline.

That’s a no!

lol Trump will say no it wasn’t.

The Iranian navy on Wednesday morning told ships anchored near the Strait of Hormuz that they still required Iran’s permission to cross the strait. www.wsj.com/livecoverage...

FREEDOM OF NAVIGATION: SURRENDERED.

So Trump conditionally surrendered.

One month ago.

He finds Iran’s demands “workable”?? Woahh. It’s a taco feast with extra guac

It’s TACO Tuesday!

Democrats do love finding common ground with a deranged person. I am not sure why we love this

"Tucker Collins, an 18-year-old freshman at USC, attended a 'No Kings' protest in Los Angeles on Mar. 28. He ended up getting shot in the eye with a less-lethal projectile by a Department of Homeland Security agent and is now blind."

I don't see why we shouldn't try to find his absolute limit, tbh.

Everyone knows this is a catastrophe and they're all telling the NYT.

An all-time TACO!

The matter-of-fact way she asks what investors should do if Trump destroys Iran. Absolutely wild. "Let's talk about tonight, this deadline that President Trump has set 8 p.m., has threatened to destroy a civilization. How does an investor process that? Is it a bigger upside risk or downside risk?"

Bari Weiss Attempts To Boost Ratings By Kidnapping Tony Dokoupil’s Mom https://theonion.com/bari-weiss-attempts-to-boost-ratings-by-kidnapping-tony-dokoupils-mom/

Lol sources say "JD Vance stood up to his daddy."

Welp. www.nytimes.com/2026/04/07/u...

I mean all things considered Trump bumping his deadline again citing fake progress in fake negotiations is better than the alternative.

CNN: "In the initial statement from DHS, they said these two migrants had attacked the ICE agents in Minneapolis with the shovel, but what this video shows is this was not the case ... the two ICE agents made false statements under oath."

Person, woman, man, camera, TV

I know it sucks when you have a whole day planned and you got the mower out and the weather’s nice and then the president says he’s going to exterminate a whole civilization but you ran for senator dawg, not me, jump on that amtrak and maybe see if you can get a meeting with a general or something?

* IRAN CUTS OFF DIRECT DIPLOMACY WITH U.S. -- WSJ @reuters.com

Merrick Garland would like to say that Project Hail Mary was great!