I call for a RC into Isco of social cohesion caused by people calling potato scallops by the wrong name.

Royal Commission into why we were encouraged to soldier on with Codral when we really should've stayed at home and kept our germs to ourselves !

Royal commission into whether Louie the Fly goes straight from rubbish bin to you.

Royal Commission into where everyone hid their Coolibah (ah ah ah)

Royal Commission into why Oils ain't Oils.

Royal Commission into dentists who refused to be identified.

Royal Commission into whether it really does get in.

Lightning is now sparking fires in the alpine range. #VicFires

Royal Commission into firdeen firdeen firdy two

Royal Commission into how to spell Gogomobile

Longwood fire is too late to leave. Shelter in place emergency.vic.gov.au/respond/#!/w... #VicFires

Someone clever should assemble an online writers’ week starring all the people too principled to attend the Adelaide one. Donations to go directly to the artists.

Royal Commission into whether there's a bear in there, with secondary questions about the bear as well.

Royal Commission into what's really behind Bunnings threat of "lowest prices are just the beginning".

It’s fucked, this situation is fucked, he’s a very serious professional and things are going to go extremely badly tomorrow

I have seen the pressers and council meetings, the people that do the stuff behind the scenes are really fucking worried. Sure something might not eventuate for you, but for someone else it will, being prepared is not a bad thing. Jan 9 has all the markers of getting its own name. #Bushfires

Trump has just withdrawn the US from a stack of organisations including (xi) Office of the Special Representative of the Secretary-General on Sexual Violence in Conflict Because it is “Contrary to the Interests of the United States” www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...

Royal Commission into what made Jan's boss not happy.

What fresh hell is this Melbourne? 44°C tomorrow? Fuck right off!

Adelaide Writers Who Don’t Say Anything That Might Possibly Offend Zionists Festival

They want to guide a RC so that laws criticising Israel can be introduced. I don't think the public are having it though. Doesn't seem to matter which side of politics ppl come from, Israel is a pariah.

They weren't genuine about the RC, it was just a stick to beat Albanese with. I'm so sick of media bad faith. www.afr.com/politics/fed...

Not looking good ...

There is a lot of small fires started through Gippsland and the Alps. This is even before tomorrow's catastrophic conditions. Hoo boy.

I just keep getting madder about this. These assholes need to be charged. I have dealt with actually enemy combatants. Lots of them. If I acted like these ICE goons I would have spent a time in the stockade.

As a fellow author I unequivocally condemn the decision by Adelaide festival to remove Randa Abdel-Fattah. Erasing a Palestinian writer will do nothing to prevent antisemitism, much less prevent further atrocities, and diminishes academic freedom and our democracy www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...

The fire burning in north-east Victoria near Walwa was so fierce it generated its own weather this afternoon, including a substantial pyrocumulonimbus cloud with lightning and thunder.

It is apparently ‘culturally insensitive’ to include a Palestinian-Australian who had nothing to do with Bondi in the lineup. This is insane. www.theage.com.au/culture/book...

When we get heatwaves here, they are next level. I know these are just numbers when we read them, but it really throws me when I remember that this is actually a large air mass that has been heated to just shy of 50% of the temperature at which water boils at on Earth's surface. 📸 BoM

44C tomorrow you can stick that fair up your jacksie.

well that's a lot of smoke 😕

Where’s the Royal Commission into 45°C becoming a “normal” temperature across multiple states at once?

East Gippsland: we've seen one water bomber heading that way but there was also an incident on Kalimna West Rd. Advice - Bushfire - Stay Informed: Bete Bolong, Brodribb River, Corringle, Jarrahmond, Marlo, Newmerella, Orbost, Simpsons Creek, Waygara, Yalmy emergency.vic.gov.au/respond/#!/w...

Remove the US from the UN

It feels pre-ordained. Rigged. The Australian establishment manoeuvring the nation into a subservient fascist surveillance shithole against the will of the informed populace. The newspapers moving in lockstep with conservatives and Zionists; the ALP capitulating wherever it can.

When you feel immobilized, remember: there is a world outside these apps. Sometimes, when we feel helpless, the best thing is to look to our own communities. Reach out to a friend going through it. Feed someone. Ask a shelter what they need. Spreading the light somewhere helps it grow everywhere.

Of course the IPA is not happy they got what they asked for

Helping out with the timeline cleansing #SkySky

Albanese is mentioning Deborah Conway and the criticise she has faced for her pro-Israel views as an example of why he needed to call this RC. Again, if you needed more proof as to what this was really about.

Hard to view these terms of reference as anything other than a total capitulation to the media, the right and the pro-Israel lobby. Bondi is the third priority. Cracking down on immigration is before it.

Won't shut up the zionist lobby though.

“Consulted widely” with Zionists ! And how do you have an RC about matters which are sub judice? #auspol

There ya go. Albo has caved. We ARE gonna have a Royal Commission into anti Semitism Millions of dollars will be wasted on this Nothing will change The restrictions that will come out of this is just gonna piss people off I stand by what I always say: Anti Semitism will continue to rise

Insanity has ensued after the Bondi attacks and none of it is in good faith. Everyone one with an ounce of power seems very intent on Making Everything Worse.

This is shaping up to be one of the most divisive and damaging appointments in Australian political history.

By shamelessly and blatantly lying about this extremely well-documented shooting, the US has lost all shreds of credibility it might have had when blaming the victims of terrorism of terrorism. It won’t matter a jot to them, but will make the situation much clearer to everyone else.

I've been popping in and out today but am I correct in assuming that our PM has caved to the Zionist lobby and has called an RC into Bondi? I look forward to the RC into male violence against females #MVAF #DV and also the RC into indigenous deaths in custody. Any moment now…Oh wait ...

Birdbath bliss

The entire country is fucking fired up like Mayor Frey. Well, those of us who aren’t in a cult and care about the safety and well-being of others. MAGA is cheering for this shit. Fuck every one of those deplorable pieces of shit. A wife lost her wife. Children lost their mother. This is sick.

If you’re a Victorian, maybe save this web address: emergency.vic.gov.au/respond/ Better still download their app +!fill in your watch zones (yours/family/friends) + receive advice/warnings via notifications). It’s a really good app. Don’t rely solely on SM or MSM as they’re just not up to scratch