Adelaide Writers’ Hour.

🎟️ Perth is almost 50% sold out. Whole tour is selling fast. Would love to see you at a show. wwe.kirstywebeck.com/tickets

🌿 Day 3 of documenting my life in Daily Mail headline format. 😭

I’d suggest that today is as good a day as any to have a little watch of my standup comedy special. It’s actually family-friendly and has not a single swear word in it! youtu.be/_U52klyZZp8?si

We are getting ready to go to a NYE party and everyone is taking Panadol for their different pain. Welcome to 40+.

I’d like to take this opportunity to thank New Year’s Adam’s rib for making New Year’s Eve possible.

✂️ Day 2 of documenting my life in Daily Mail headline format. 🐶

I hate how people call the week between Christmas and New Year “Gooch Week.” Now I don’t have a name for the national week I was registering to celebrate the perineum.

Conclave but to decide who will lead bin night now Graham has left our street.

The bar is so low that The Three Wise Men could literally have just known about consent.

Just horrendous. Huge love to anyone affected.

Sneezing in the car is wild. Hold on, Besties, I’m about to shut my eyes at 100km an hour and fire my nasal guns, let’s see how this goes!

Terrific weekend to watch my full special for free on YouTube! youtu.be/_U52klyZZp8?...

If this feedback doesn’t make you desperate to watch my new standup special for YouTube for free, you’re lost. “Wife of the dog finger man.” Getting t-shirts made immediately. youtu.be/_U52klyZZp8?...

Sure sects are good but have you ever tried a cult?

Happy birthday to me! And you! My new standup special dropped tonight. Watch it for free here: youtu.be/_U52klyZZp8

Scandalous video within.

It’s your lucky week! Subscribe here for the drop: www.YouTube.com/@kirstywebeck

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Wanna know how you can watch it for free?

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Inspired by the protocol prohibiting direct heirs to the British throne from flying on the same plane, I didn’t go to Lady Gaga tonight. If anything happens at Marvel Stadium, I need to be able to keep repping for the gays.

Huge day at Webeck HQ! 2026 tour show is officially on sale. Where will I see you at a show? www.kirstywebeck.com/tickets

This afternoon we had the pleasure of seeing The Big Animal Quiz with @kirstywebeck.bsky.social, Ivan Aristeguieta and 2 of their comedian friends. What a fun thing to do on a Saturday afternoon.

😬 In my 4th decade waiting to find out when maturity sets in.

The ironic thing about flying is that walking through the airport puts me in fight or fight mode.

🤭🤭🤭🤭 Best day of my life.

Hello Besties, My show is on sale at Hobart Festival of Comedy for next year and I am in my biggest Tassie venue yet BUT guess what? It’s selling fast! If you’d like to come, please plan ahead! m.moshtix.com.au/v2/event/kir...

Can’t beat teen logic! You can, actually. I still paid board. 😂 (Click to expand).

The Big Animal Quiz live show is back on November 29! Come down with mates or bring the kids. It’s literally a show for everyone and you’ll love it. www.kirstywebeck.com/tickets

We’ve been making something pretty fun for you this week! 🩷

Just what we need at the moment. It’s on in 2 weeks (mums birthday) so come along. It’s a lot of fun seeing comedians keeping their language squeaky clean. Just ask @kirstywebeck.bsky.social

Bit of a scoop!

But what about Hillary’s emails?

Wow! Just found out that KFC stands for King F*cken Charles.

Happy Saturday!

Some of you won’t be ready for this commentary on Australia but here we go…

Excuse me, Friends. If you know anyone in Maroochydore, please let them know I’m doing my tour show there tomorrow! Final 2025 tour show! tickets.solbar.com.au/outlet/event...

New longer form standup clip just went up on my YouTube channel if that’s your jam! youtu.be/Iw_bGLGU0Ds?...

I laughed aloud several times.

Why don’t you take a moment out of your afternoon for a chuckle?

Men online: “you’re a man.” Men outside public bathrooms: “wrong bathroom, you’re a man.” Men at the barber: “why is there a woman in our shop?”

A bit of fun.

So you can get in and out of The Louvre undetected? So clever. Chadstone next.

The fact they were able to find their way out of The Louvre is the most remarkable part of this story.