It’d suck so bad to be in ICE. Opening Instagram and seeing little drawings of everyone’s comfort characters taking turns humiliating you. Logging on and seeing a lovingly crafted illustration of Franklin the turtle making you eat a nail bomb

People like to complain about Tolkien naming two of his bad guys Saruman and Sauron but Robert E. Howard named three villains Khemsa of Yimsha, Khemin Shah, and Chunder Shan in a single Conan story. The only name there that doesn’t sound like one of the others is fucking Chunder.

Batman runs without rhythm so he doesn’t attract the bullet.

Not to brag but I’ve been ahead of the curve on hating Ring cameras.

“All Batman does is beat up poor people.” Shut up. Here’s Batman beating the ever loving shit out of a SWAT agent for shooting at a cat.

(Woody Allen eating a Da Bomb wing on Hot Ones) WOODY: Boy, that's like dating your first Gentile girl, there's a real sting to it. Wowee, that's hotter than a New York cab in August. Havin' flop sweat like after the Curse of the Jade Scorpion premiere. SEAN: Was it weird marrying your daughter?

One of those books that holds you under the water till the bubbles stop. It’s a mailed fist in your teeth and a beautiful dirge. @buehlmeister.bsky.social is three for three with me now. It’s medieval horror about medieval horrors. I do so love it when Gruff Knight and Chatty Child form a Bond.

Episode 2 is out!!!

Episode 2 is now live. #mapleshadestories youtu.be/_wwWN0DVdLo

Crab Rangoon. What a great name. Crab Rangoon should fight the Hulk.

Lot of people saying “can’t believe QAnon was right” instead of “can’t believe the feminists were right about rape culture”, which feels suspicious tbqh.

The first episode of my friend’s entirely self-produced horror miniseries is finally out in the world! A really incredible group worked their asses off the make this and I hope you’ll check it out now and for the next several Fridays as it releases. Also, yours truly plays a dead body in a river!

Episode one is now live. Welcome to Mapleshade. youtu.be/qiTubmTAKj0

New shirt coming out tomorrow with some badass art by @oddoblivion.bsky.social ! Would have released today with episode one but we’re standing strong with the national shutdown and don’t want to ask anyone to do any shopping today. Fuck ICE

Chapter zero of Mapleshade Stories officially begins when episode one releases later today at 5:00 PM, so to celebrate we’re releasing a new t shirt featuring original art by @oddoblivion.bsky.social

“ABANDON ALL HOPE” Episode one releases tomorrow. Welcome to Mapleshade. #mapleshadestories

I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good. Stay free

The creator and cast of this series are dear friends of mine. Despite that, they are all talented, passionate folks who have put a ton of time and effort into a totally independent series of short films telling a story you’re gonna want to follow. Keep an eye out. Be alert.

“THIN THE VEIL” Two days until episode one. #mapleshadestories

“HE WAS ALWAYS REAL” Three days until episode one. #mapleshadestories

“CHERISH YOUR MEMORIES” Four days until episode one. #mapleshadestories

“ETERNAL, AND ETERNAL I SHALL ENDURE” Five days until episode one. #mapleshadestories

“TIME AND TIME AGAIN” Six days until episode one. #mapleshadestories

every a.i. guy is like “you don’t get it i’m changing the world by typing a sentence into this program and now i’ve made art you have to respect me” they’re never like “i don’t care what you think it makes me happy”

brass solidarity band performing “stand by me” in the streets of whittier next to alex pretti’s memorial. the crowd started chanting “the people united will never be defeated” so they incorporated it into the song. i love minneapolis

Stephen Miller Reminds Picky-Eater Son That There Starving Kids In Basement

Greg Bovino sadly filling one steamer trunk after another with elaborate fashy overcoats, the teargas canisters he always has bouncing around on him like labubus, and dozens of "chest-belts." They will be shipped ahead of him as he prepares to return to his home, which is a men's size 10 boot.

Here’s Greg’s shop, DreamHaven Books, during the 2020 protests after George Floyd’s murder. Greg fucking rocks. Be like Greg.

Alex Pretti was a colleague at the VA. We hired him to recruit for our trial. He became an ICU nurse- I lover working with him. He was a good kind person who lived to help and these fuckers executed him. White. Hot. Rage.

“SOMETHING TO DEVOUR” Seven days until episode one. #mapleshadestories

Megadeth’s “final” album concludes with a Metallica cover. Interesting. Almost makes me wonder if Dave Mustaine has any kind of history with Metallica. I’ll have to look into this. Maybe it came up once in an interview.

I just thought everyone should see this

“For weeks, Democrats have pushed to require ICE agents to obtain the necessary judicial warrants ahead of any murders they plan to commit,” House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries (D-NY) said in a joint statement on the current Homeland Security funding bill

wow just woke up from a nap, i guess everyone else on Air Force One realized we aren't going to the right place

there are plenty of reasons Air Force One would suddenly turn around. for example, they may have forgotten Kevin

You ever take a big wet messy horrible shit and then just sit there and look at your dumb fucking phone until you realize the shit still on your asshole has gone cold and you still have to wipe? That’s what reading the news is like now. Same smell too.

It’s called elevated horror, T. It’s when the dracula is actually that your mom died.

The NYT reports that Air Force One has turned around due to a situation officials are describing as “creature on the wing”

get in, no time to explain

I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place

Twin Peaks will The Return in Avengers: Doomsday

Asking my pharmacist if they carry my glucose monitor in black so it matches the rest of my accessories.

Starting a soap company to compete with Dr. Squatch called Adjunct Prof. Skunk Ape

Comic-Con should be a celebration of illustrators, comic artists, writers and so on. Elevating the actual craftsmen and women who make the works that fans love! Instead it opens the door to slop that can only exist due to the stolen work of those same creatives, to then displace creatives. Gross!

“I have invented a new type of meal made from oat.” “That’s great! What will you call it?”

Sean Penn and Tony Goldwyn are the same age. Just thought you should know.