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she/her SKS with a magnifying scope (I am large, I contain multitudes)
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Iām in a starter pack! Iāve made it, Mama!
add a skeleton here at some point
about 1 year ago
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McSweeney's
4 days ago
"I am large, my stocking contains multitudes."
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Mariah Careyās āAll I Want for Christmasā as Written by Walt Whitman
I do not want much this Christmas time There is but one thing I need. It is not a gift that can be placed beneath the holiday tree, The house is fi...
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William Shakespeare
4 days ago
Thereāand Saint Nicholas be thy speed!
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Jake Paul AND Andrew Tate both got beat up tonight? Nature is healing š„°
8 days ago
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DaddyJew
8 days ago
not the Pooh, man. fuck. i wasnāt ready for this
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LakeBrowser
26 days ago
GIS Rules! A teenager redrew the Alabama voting map ā and itās now state law Daniel DiDonato, 18, drafted new state senate districts at home on free software ā and a judge picked his map ahead of professionalsā efforts to remedy voting rights violations
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
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A teenager redrew the Alabama voting map ā and itās now state law
Daniel DiDonato, 18, drafted new state senate districts at home on free software ā and a judge picked his map ahead of professionalsā efforts to remedy voting rights violations
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/nov/30/alabama-teenager-election-map-voting-rights
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John Smith respected Pocahontas more than Disney did. Also he was gay. In this essay I willā¦
16 days ago
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Pro life where, babes?
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17 days ago
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In light of recent events I will be referring to the Bama/OU game as the Censorship Bowl
17 days ago
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Lil post exam reward courtesy of
@andrewjballou.bsky.social
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19 days ago
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Came home to find that N finally bullied E into watching K-Pop Demon Hunters.
20 days ago
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Luke Steuber āļø
2 months ago
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Moby Dick
20 days ago
there are a rabble of uncertain, fugitive, half-fabulous whales, which, as an American whaleman, I know by reputation, but not personally
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One class down, only the stats class to go š
21 days ago
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Having been hit on by Joey Freshwater himself at the Downtown Pub circa 2014, I just want to say I love the work that the Ole Miss girls are doing.
25 days ago
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So the talking point Iāve seen repeated on this is āthis is not censorship.ā In what universe, sir?
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26 days ago
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Dear Lord
@andrewjballou.bsky.social
I just realized that Paul and I are gonna watch the damn SEC championship together
27 days ago
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A kid I worked with last year on reading skills told me he was finishing his 40th book this year ššš
27 days ago
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Dear Lord
29 days ago
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actioncookbook
29 days ago
watching the Iron Bowl every year
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TW
29 days ago
Watching Alabama play in Jordan-Hare
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I want to beat Tommy Tuberville this bad again
29 days ago
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Real talk Auburn gameday owes me nothing except better bathrooms
29 days ago
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I am spoiled by Bama gameday and our clean and numerous port-a-potties
29 days ago
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lol today is gonna be weird, Iām so stoked
29 days ago
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McSweeney's
about 1 month ago
MOM vs. GRANDMA 1:00 p.m. / Living Room This first fight will center around generational trauma and fruit salad. It will set the tone for the rest of the event.
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/you...
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Your Familyās Thanksgiving Fight Schedule
Due to the overwhelming number of anticipated brawls this Thanksgiving, we decided to streamline your day with an Official Family Thanksgiving Figh...
https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/your-familys-thanksgiving-fight-schedule
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I loved Denver but your girl needed to recharge on the Gulf Coast
about 1 month ago
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I met
@garethhinds.bsky.social
and fangirled and forgot to tell him that I cited him in an article thatās coming out next month!
#NCTE25
about 1 month ago
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āThe arts are for expression. Thatās what we do. Itās a release valve.ā āJason Reynolds
#NCTE25
about 1 month ago
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āArt doesnāt happen by committee.ā ā Percival Everett
#NCTE25
about 1 month ago
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Tiffany Larson, PhD
about 1 month ago
When you censor someoneās language, you donāt get a full picture of who they are. Percival Everett.
#ncte25
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My buds and I are talking about literacy tomorrow! Come see us!
#NCTE25
about 1 month ago
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Woo!
#NCTE25
about 1 month ago
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Louise Seamster
about 1 month ago
For decades, scholars have argued educationās hidden curriculum is about disciplining and socializing children as future workers, and they justā¦.tweeted it out
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Me, looking up from stats homework: Aww, itās Meganās boyfriend!
about 1 month ago
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I got carded at the DG today. Yāall canāt tell me nothing.
about 1 month ago
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ACLU
about 1 month ago
BREAKING: A federal judge ordered public schools in Texas to remove displays of the Ten Commandments in their classrooms.
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Alejandra Caraballo
about 1 month ago
This is an administration by and for sex traffickers.
www.propublica.org/article/andr...
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The White House Intervened on Behalf of Accused Sex Trafficker Andrew Tate During a Federal Investigation
Federal authorities were chided for seizing electronic devices from Tate and his brother, and told to return them, records and interviews show. Experts said the intervention was highly inappropriate.
https://www.propublica.org/article/andrew-tate-investigation-dhs-paul-ingrassia
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Every time I put a quarterback on my fantasy team they get injured. Probably because Iām a witch. Do any of yāall have a quarterback you hate? I can break them for you.
about 1 month ago
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blue
about 2 months ago
justice for virginia giuffre.
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The New York Times
about 1 month ago
Todd Snider, the folk singer and songwriter whose wry wit coursed through big-hearted ballads rallying for the underdog, and whose charming onstage stories often lasted longer than the songs they introduced, died on Friday. He was 59.
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Todd Snider, Folk Singer With a Wry Wit, Dies at 59
Mentored by the likes of Jimmy Buffett and John Prine, his big-hearted ballads told of heartache even as his humor revealed a steadfast optimism.
https://nyti.ms/43Bz9RE
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McSweeney's
about 1 month ago
"Once youāre deep enough into your insecurity, compliments start to ring hollow. Iāve been called 'hot,' 'sexy,' and even 'gorgeous,' but no one has ever said my vagina looked like a major player in the contemporary American art movement."
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We Must Take a Stand Against Georgia OāKeeffeās Unrealistic Beauty Standards for Vaginal Anatomy
We all know that women are burdened with a litany of unrealistic beauty standards: thin waists, big lips, smooth skin, silky hair, and the most egr...
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kelly jensen
about 1 month ago
What is Take Back The Classroom? A deep dive into the project making its way into right-wing circles, aiding in book bans nationwide. Who is behind it? How does it work? How are they recruiting new cult members? Know before it reaches your library.
bookriot.com/what-is-take...
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What Is Take Back The Classroom?: Book Censorship News, November 14, 2025
With the closure of BookLooks, we've seen the rise of Take Back the Classroom. But what is this website and how do their book "reviews" work?
https://bookriot.com/what-is-take-back-the-classroom/
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We stopped at the Conecuh Factory and got that Christmas sausage and some bacon, yāall
about 2 months ago
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āDid you see a picture of the snake your mama shot?ā Itās good to be home.
about 2 months ago
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Roll Tide
about 2 months ago
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Bahahahhahaha
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about 2 months ago
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If Hugh Freeze gets fired I bet he runs for office in Alabama and wins
about 2 months ago
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My Vol is so hype rn
about 2 months ago
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Throw the ball to Taylorās boyfriend for the love
2 months ago
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