"I am large, my stocking contains multitudes."

There—and Saint Nicholas be thy speed!

Jake Paul AND Andrew Tate both got beat up tonight? Nature is healing 🥰

not the Pooh, man. fuck. i wasn’t ready for this

GIS Rules! A teenager redrew the Alabama voting map – and it’s now state law Daniel DiDonato, 18, drafted new state senate districts at home on free software – and a judge picked his map ahead of professionals’ efforts to remedy voting rights violations www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

John Smith respected Pocahontas more than Disney did. Also he was gay. In this essay I will…

Pro life where, babes?

In light of recent events I will be referring to the Bama/OU game as the Censorship Bowl

Lil post exam reward courtesy of @andrewjballou.bsky.social 🥃

Came home to find that N finally bullied E into watching K-Pop Demon Hunters.

No notes

there are a rabble of uncertain, fugitive, half-fabulous whales, which, as an American whaleman, I know by reputation, but not personally

One class down, only the stats class to go 😭

Having been hit on by Joey Freshwater himself at the Downtown Pub circa 2014, I just want to say I love the work that the Ole Miss girls are doing.

So the talking point I’ve seen repeated on this is “this is not censorship.” In what universe, sir?

Dear Lord @andrewjballou.bsky.social I just realized that Paul and I are gonna watch the damn SEC championship together

A kid I worked with last year on reading skills told me he was finishing his 40th book this year 😭😭😭

Dear Lord

watching the Iron Bowl every year

Watching Alabama play in Jordan-Hare

I want to beat Tommy Tuberville this bad again

Real talk Auburn gameday owes me nothing except better bathrooms

I am spoiled by Bama gameday and our clean and numerous port-a-potties

lol today is gonna be weird, I’m so stoked

MOM vs. GRANDMA 1:00 p.m. / Living Room This first fight will center around generational trauma and fruit salad. It will set the tone for the rest of the event. www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/you...

I loved Denver but your girl needed to recharge on the Gulf Coast

I met @garethhinds.bsky.social and fangirled and forgot to tell him that I cited him in an article that’s coming out next month! #NCTE25

“The arts are for expression. That’s what we do. It’s a release valve.” —Jason Reynolds #NCTE25

“Art doesn’t happen by committee.” — Percival Everett #NCTE25

When you censor someone’s language, you don’t get a full picture of who they are. Percival Everett. #ncte25

My buds and I are talking about literacy tomorrow! Come see us! #NCTE25

Woo! #NCTE25

For decades, scholars have argued education’s hidden curriculum is about disciplining and socializing children as future workers, and they just….tweeted it out

Me, looking up from stats homework: Aww, it’s Megan’s boyfriend!

I got carded at the DG today. Y’all can’t tell me nothing.

BREAKING: A federal judge ordered public schools in Texas to remove displays of the Ten Commandments in their classrooms.

This is an administration by and for sex traffickers. www.propublica.org/article/andr...

Every time I put a quarterback on my fantasy team they get injured. Probably because I’m a witch. Do any of y’all have a quarterback you hate? I can break them for you.

justice for virginia giuffre.

Todd Snider, the folk singer and songwriter whose wry wit coursed through big-hearted ballads rallying for the underdog, and whose charming onstage stories often lasted longer than the songs they introduced, died on Friday. He was 59.

"Once you’re deep enough into your insecurity, compliments start to ring hollow. I’ve been called 'hot,' 'sexy,' and even 'gorgeous,' but no one has ever said my vagina looked like a major player in the contemporary American art movement."

What is Take Back The Classroom? A deep dive into the project making its way into right-wing circles, aiding in book bans nationwide. Who is behind it? How does it work? How are they recruiting new cult members? Know before it reaches your library. bookriot.com/what-is-take...

We stopped at the Conecuh Factory and got that Christmas sausage and some bacon, y’all

“Did you see a picture of the snake your mama shot?” It’s good to be home.

Roll Tide

Bahahahhahaha

If Hugh Freeze gets fired I bet he runs for office in Alabama and wins

My Vol is so hype rn

Throw the ball to Taylor’s boyfriend for the love