What's your favorite unconditional pizza topping? Nothing regularly available at Dominos, Pizza Hut, etc. Don't say pineapple. Mine's black garlic.

This is the funniest false positive for my labeller @facelabels.bsky.social so far

Alright you folks who use sunscreen NOT from the US. What do I look for? Where do I order?

The Bluey puppet play is on D+ this morning.

Damn you're telling me that if you cut two hours of commuting out of people's days, that they suddenly have time to reallocate to childcare and leisure and thus are more willing to have children, the world's largest and more adorable time suck?

tell us your favourite … tree: birch flower: rose season: spring tea: chai coffee: milk and sugar time of day: 9pm genre: Romance dessert: cheesecake

That feeling when the villager you need to build a house for shows up on your island as a hotel guest and you can't give them chocolates. 😭 #acnh

This is going to be the GOAT of didn’t age well takes

Three teenagers in Tennessee have sued Elon Musk's xAI, claiming the company's image-generation tools were used to morph real photos of them into explicitly sexual images.

This is good, folks

Some people just getting up to speed on Chuck Norris beyond the memes today. Read the room. Bluesky is not the place for honoring his memory.

What's your favorite Chuck Norris joke? Mine is, "Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, Chuck Norris burns in hell for being a Prop 8-supporting, birther conspiracy-pushing, reactionary bigoted piece of shit."

re: chuck norris

Feels dumb to keep giving this advice but you will not see baseball information on this website if you don’t follow people who like baseball, you will not see videogame talk if you don’t follow people who like videogames, you *will* see posts about the Princess Bride because we all like that movie

it’s incredibly blackpilling to me that it takes rising gas prices and rising gas prices alone to have people turn against the war in iran, and not the american government murdering thousands of children and civilians in iran. americans are incredibly selfish

My 96 Favorite TV/Streaming Series: 29. Midnight Mass (2021). Religious Horror/Supernatural Thriller/Drama. Created by Mike Flanagan. Starring Hamish Linklater, Kate Siegel. #TVsky #MikeFlanagan @netflix.com #limitedseries #horror

If you buy any of that moolah to buy things on the new Sims 4 store, you are part of the problem.

“Apparently I’m an idiot.” Woman at Pennsylvania gas station who voted for Trump rips into him, calls him “a worthless pile of sh*t”.

I can't believe I'm saying this and it's not a meme, but polls close at 7 in Illinois, so if you're in line to vote, STAY IN LINE. You can register TODAY with a piece of business mail and vote TODAY. Every vote counts. It's a sunnier, nicer day out than we all thought it would be! Get out there!

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Good morning! It's my release day. #booksky #romancelandia #lgbtqbooksky #indieauthor #queerbooks #fakedating #wlw #agegap Van can't figure out why the woman who works with puppets would be dating her fuck-up brother, but she's determined to steal her away. bsky.app/profile/smar...

I can’t make anyone be not mad that victims don’t come forward on perfect little timescales. All I can say is that the very imperfection in the timescale is what makes me believe them, and wish that they find power and strength.

Sitting in bed confused that there's a forecast of snow and they haven't called school. I get that it'll probably melt before we get out, but we also have late start kids and early out kids. And this is Alabama.

The scene in 2011 Winnie The Pooh where everyone is in the hole and Piglet is trying to get them out is pure comedy gold.

My sincere hope is that the lack of algorithm on Bluesky makes it clear that *USING ALT TEXT* boosts engagement far more than trolling with rage bait or misinformation. If you post pics without alt text and all you get are likes instead of reskeets, the ppl are telling you what they want.

Fresh line art kitties, just finished. How’s your weekend going? They look so calm and cozy, I hope you can feel just as relaxed and happy too. #shouxinsketch #petart #animalart #illustrationartists #cat #pet #sketch #sketchdaily

it would be too dangerous to let idealistic lefties run the government with ideas that may not work, we have to let non-idealistic righties run the government with ideas that definitely won't work

The evil that men do lives after them

They had the choice to not include Jayne. From a writing standpoint it would be really easy.

Today would be poetic.

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Decided to play in a booster draft and pulled Krang. So my partner now has Krang for his Myr deck.

Fake dating but instead of falling in love with the guy she's pretending to date, she falls for his sister. www.amazon.com/dp/B0GRWV1ZLC Available for preorder. Releases March 17. #spicybooks #romancebooks #romancelandia

'LLMs as a disability aid for ADHD' just goes to show how many critical misunderstandings people have about ADHD. Like literally the best coping strategy for ADHD is mindfulness. Writing your OWN notes. Keeping your OWN lists. Finding strategies that help YOU remember things. YOU, not a chatbot.

I would also like the Democrats to stop just ceding the Republican framing of everything that matters we can't be the party of "nothing matters except tax cuts" when teachers have to buy school supplies with their own money and no one under 40 will ever be able to buy a house

Not enough attention being paid to how fucking stupid it is to issue ultimatums to the Iranian leadership while simultaneously waging an existential war of extermination against the aforementioned leadership that is completely uncorrelated to whether or not they accept those terms.

This is the destination of every company that tries to replace creative human workers with AI slop. futurism.com/artificial-i...

Spent my evening listening to a podcast and absolutely destroying my island. It's gonna be such a pain to deal with inclines and bridges one per day when you can't destroy and build on the same day. 😬 #acnh

This site needs a break. Post 3 good things, none of which are the cessation of a negative. 1. The jukebox musical, Mamma Mia 2. Dogs being scared and running from their own farts 3. Full sugar Redbull

Today I just started dismantling a month and a half of work to start rearranging and retheming my whole island #acnh Gonna print my map and draw plans on it. Hopefully the buildings can all be moved once without intermediate moves between.

The idea of AI generating bedtime stories is so funny to me when there's the plot to thousands of movies your kids have never seen that you can claim as your own. One of my 7 and 9 year olds' favorite bedtime stories is basically the plot to Being John Malkovich.

Trump is spending $1 billion a day waging war on Iran. Meanwhile... Trump's sons are investing in a drone company that could soon receive Pentagon contracts. And of course Trump's Big Oil donors stand to gain windfall profits as the price of oil skyrockets. War is a racket.

His perfect library would be a half finished floor of an office building with no furniture, just a phone on the floor where you can hear the voice of John Barron telling you how amazing the place will be when it opens in two weeks.

I'm watching the episodes at the end of S6 without the podcast being on YouTube & as a teacher, the whole way the Haley school paper plot plays out does not ring true. No admin I know would demand a printed public apology and address to the class. Most admin want to keep mess quiet. #onetreehill

Big update in my house is that my toddler changed her favorite animal from the giraffe to the koala.

Lots of folks asking how to join the class. My lawyers' emails and contact-form here. As well as the complaint if you want to take a look. prf-law.com/current-case...

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