this is actual seinfeld dialogue what the fuck

PInk Poké Club

bwossoms 🌸

Apparently the Pope has read Baudrillard.

stevie nicks my gemini queen

I’m not proud of it but if Forrest Gump started talking to me on a bench I’d have left

there's a cat on my block that has a heart-shaped spot on its side and i am obsessed

mm i;m lovrwe to drjnkng a Large corfee cupp

project hail mary sure was a movie

violently high amongst the flowers

POPE LEO: Christ the King of Peace would renounce any and all gestures of war, division, and inequality. Our neighbor is as divine in God's eyes as any one of us, and we must treat him with Love accordingly. POPE FRANCIS: (in hell) *invents a new slur so nasty the devil pukes*

Tim Hildebrandt. Aven Redeemer. Bird Cleric. From Magic The Gathering: Legions. Redeemers rise with the sun, and the spirits of the people rise with them. #TimHildebrandt #MagicTheGathering #Legions #bird #cleric #redeemer

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had to replace my mascara and eyeliner at the same time, i'll never financially recover from this

trying to post through it rn

microplastics don't scare me, do you have any idea how many times i've lit and hit the wrong end of a cigarette?

i fucking love glitter. i accepted microplastics into my heart long ago, a small price to pay

As someone who doesn't want children the only thing that could change my mind is if a weird guy on the internet told me I should

hitting the jazz saxophone loud

everything's coming up toni :)

what then!!

:)

Clavicular reportedly overdosed on stream. Posts circulating about it are framing it as some tragic mishap against a poor lost kid. He’s a 20-year old man with a massive platform who peddles alt right garbage. He is making bad choices because he is a stupid person. You don’t need to sanitize him.

ominous tamagotchi screen

order for jennifer? fahrenheit 451 1984 weimar republic with extra slop for jennifer?

this pope beef is truly breaking my brain

"The Pope is incorrect on matters of theology" is excommunication time. H/t @jumulojimbus.bsky.social

aperol spritz outside. i am in heaven

A+ headline. defector.com/president-ex...

banana shark 🍌

simile_enjoyer42: i love my pedantic gf like a bee loves honey pedanticgurl_4_life: bees dont necessarily love honey they just make it

I believe you mean “so badly”

when i put in this pto request a few weeks ago, i never thought i'd be blessed with this kind of weather

everything's coming up toni :)

Buncha pics I took on April 4, including everyone’s favorite boogier, the American Woodcock!!

just got handed the biggest clementine i've ever seen. this thing is orange-sized

One of the greatest joys in urban life is seeing a fat pigeon and going "ooh, look at that fat pigeon!"

Love low poly pigeon

this pope beef is truly breaking my brain

Found art

it's not a real night out without mystery bruises the next day