This website is always trying to make me learn who "Will Stancil" is and I refuse! I will never surrender!

Tomfoolery is a minced oath for Tomfuckery

In the olden days you'd have a jester whose whole job was to cheer you up and I don't see this addressed in the modern mental health literature enough.

If you're a #GameDev and need a dark, industrial soundtrack, I don't know why you haven't contacted me already other than the fact that I haven't made a post with that hashtag until now so, hey

i'm scheduled to be the uk prime minister for the week of oct 12, does anyone want to swap shifts

A slow, twee, minor remake of Yakety Sax.

Hi! Tavisha had a hospital stay two weeks ago and now she has to do a number of $$ tests—so I made a bunch of new autograph prints! You can get them at etsy.com/shop/RikkiSi.... If prints aren’t your thing and you’d still like to help, we have a PayPal link here: www.tavicat.com/donate. Thanks!

I did some digging in this and thread below on places you might encounter Taylor Farms in addition to lettuce -- they sell onions and cilantro to restaurants so don't order dishes with those raw. The other big one is unlabelled grocery store deli fruit and veggie snacks, or cold sandwiches.

When a protagonist is having a dark night of the soul, I’m the one who goes around putting up huge billboards of their ex that convey immense success. I don’t like doing it, don’t feel good about its effect on people, but it pays well and sometimes they let me take the big faces home

Just ordered a new elastomeric with organic gas p100s, you should probably do the same if you're in the path of wildfire smoke, or will be, which at this point could be just about anyone.

Fascist governments have no interest in safety regulations, in keeping with their corporate-friendly and hostile-to-people ethos. Hence why you never see adequate guardrails in a galaxy far, far away.

Area 51 is closed off because it’s haunted by the aliens who crashed in Roswell and normal Ouija boards don’t work on them

When COVID-19 cases fall, protections often disappear before transmission does. That is how one wave quietly becomes the next. Breaking the cycle means keeping measures like masking, testing, and cleaner indoor air in place a little longer, until spread is truly under control. (...)

Rolling up on Dracula with one of those metal boba straws to find out which of us wants it more.

If people would use alt text, this wouldn't be an issue. Alt text is parsed by the mute words filter so please use it.

Thinking how at the end of the Star Wars trilogy an entire galaxy celebrates the death of the emperor without a finger wagging coda where a sad-eyed long haired scold in bespoke clothing warns that this reduces everyone to the same level as the genocidal tyrant who got tossed into a laser shaft.

The third act of A Christmas Carol, one of the most famous examples of "don't die a dickhead, " was the ghost showing Scrooge how happy everyone was that he died and it was a big motivator for him to stop being a piece of shit and still we got a bunch of dickhead Dems talking up Lindsey Graham

If you're a #GameDev and need a dark, industrial soundtrack, I don't know why you haven't contacted me already other than the fact that I haven't made a post with that hashtag until now so, hey

If you want to drive a buggy without a horse, then by God, it better be on a fuckin’ dune

Why would you ever trust a computer enough to upload your consciousness to it? Just die in a Victorian manor and transfer your consciousness to its dilapidated walls in the traditional fashion

No! Don’t get on the same wavelength! That’s how you get quantum-entangled with someone! Shit, now every time they do something stupid, you’re gonna feel it!

Calling the Ghostbusters to trap the zeitgeist, so we can all finally have a rest

If I am editing or proofreading you, then you’re only getting one space after a period. Don’t give me that antiquated typewriter bullshit. It may have once been acceptable to wear spurs and drag in horseshit on your boots, but we’re civilized, now.

Indiana Jones and the Legend of the Sears Discount

The answer to the loneliness crisis isn't telling people with long Covid & other disabilities to take more health risks. It's creating a society where people don't have to choose between protecting their health & participating in community in the first place

I had a hot date for the 4th of July, both of us in N95s of course, and we were standing outside a Dunkin Donuts. A woman walked past us to go inside, and angrily said (not looking at us), “Respirators don’t work, they don’t do anything, just wash your hands.” (1/2)

important to revisit the words of the Founding Fathers on this day

Medsky, it’s way past time to put your mask back on. Enough is enough.

You've FREEd your last .99!

Complacency & societal pressure are real & can make those who are concerned about covid & who continue to mask feel isolated. Do not give in or give up. I know it is difficult, especially at certain times of year, but vigilance is key. Protecting yourself & others is just as important now as ever. 🫶

World Central Kitchen is mounting a response to feed those affected by the earthquakes yesterday in Venezuela, and has worked there in the recent past. donate.wck.org/campaign/815...

Has anybody seen nongovernmental organizations posting about sending aid workers for Venezuela search/rescue or medical/food/housing aid immediately? I haven’t found anyone yet, not sure where to send $, suggestions/endorsements appreciated

my lord! sire! grave news... a dark bastard has appeared on the horizon... yes, my lord! very shadowy! they say - forgive me, my lord, but they say he bears a huge fuck-off sword... yes, my lord, the kind that's really fucked up!

I have bad handwriting on purpose, for encryption reasons

Me: I have the kind of raw intelligence that makes everything in life a breeze. No big deal. Me when I see a headline that’s like, “Judge stays motion to overturn blocked ban”: Only one person could ever possibly understand what this means. I’ll give you a hint. His first name was Albert

If we get through this current moment, part of whatever comes next is regulating these vehicles out of existence, no matter how long it takes. No society should tolerate such a deadly consumer product that serves no purpose other than making people feel tough and strong. (I know, I know. Guns, too.)

There's a rumor going around that I was kicked out of the Power Rangers for not adhering to the wardrobe color code during off hours, but that's not true. I was kicked out for drawing a mustache on Zordon's tube, right where his floaty head likes to float

The government is in possession of The Perfect Analogy, and keep it locked up in an underground bunker beneath the Iron Library

Are you beach body ready. Is your meat-wrapped skeleton prepared. Are your flesh-covered bones visually correct for coastal deployment.

Getting ahead of the curve and offering my services as "someone who can fucking think" for all the people desperately reliant on AI to function. When the bubble pops, and they're ravaged by repeat covid infections, I will be there to do the thinking for them, for a price

The way I feel when people use "ask" as a noun is what I imagine my grandparents felt when men stopped wearing hats

Spending my sunny Saturday thinking about Twin Peaks again. I just remembered that 5 or 6 years ago I made this. youtu.be/cdzSa5behwU

This might be one of the most insane scandals in game history When Pokemon Go players scan PokeStops, theyve been unknowingly building a detailed visual model of the world which is being sold to a military contractor to build a no-GPS positioning for the new generation of unmanned killing machines

also why is it called the trans agenda when the trans mission was right there

I know it's difficult to start, but if you're really honest with yourself about how you can make it work, anyone can foster a werewolf

Oh when the kids are old enough to understand that the entire world, including their parents, sacrificed their health and well-being to maintain this exploitive, inequitable, fake normal. 💔

To be faced with the probability of contracting Covid when seeking medical care adds a barrier & layer of stress no one should be forced to deal with. Kudos to medical personnel who wear N95s in their facilities. Shame on those who dont - patients are unnecessarily put at risk due to your actions.

My day job is at a rural branch of a public library, and we have a Pride display. Yesterday I was at the desk when a man came in. Fifties, maybe, or sixties. Plaid shirt, mesh trucker cap, suspenders. He went up to the display and just stood there for a long moment. Then he came up to the desk. 🧵 1/

I think there should also be an audio cue, a deep voice like the moviefone guy should be come on saying "THERE IS A PERVERT RECORDING NEARBY"