Yoda on a walkie would be a total disaster. Saying “Over” before every message. Get serious

was dressing a hotdog and had the thought: “ketchup is consolation. mustard is advice.”

*billionaire living out the collapse and burning of all society and culture in a multilevel underground bunker with his wife who hates him and 4000 year stockpile of food* ah haaaa I'VE WON!

How are flamingos and hummingbirds the same sort of thing, is anyone looking into this??

if you find yourself appalled that RFK Jr is able to make this claim but you don’t wear a mask in, at the very least, public indoor spaces, you are acting in precisely the way that allows him to say that covid is gone.

I have also received spam emails purporting to be from dead authors and I just imagine the devil looming over these poor dead authors and screaming RENT'S DUE HEMINGWAY GET CRACKING ON THOSE SCAMS

If you really want to "democratize art," give massing funding to arts programs. I should be able to apply for a grant to realize the idea I just had for a big band/crooner type song about being a werewolf. The money should hire actual musicians who can make a living doing niche silliness like this.

Trying to sleep but Fabienk keeps playing in my mind. It’s at least the second time today it popped in there. Who would have guessed microtonal prog-math rock could be so catchy. youtu.be/pRgHYWOtqqc

“You like music! You like stories! Why don’t you like musicals?”

It’s inaccurate to say Mario is brave and Luigi is cowardly Luigi is afraid of death, so he runs away from danger. Mario is afraid of living, so he runs towards death. Both brothers are cowards in their own way

What does God need with a starship?

HAPPENING NOW: The Latest Bonkwave release, featuring my track, "The Crunch of Death." Is it Bonkwave? Listen and decide! Listen and continue to argue genres! Listen and abandon categories! party.bonkwave.org

One hour from now! party.bonkwave.org Come listen to the latest Bonkwave release, which will also include Not Bonkwave tracks, and also Not include Non-Bonkwave tracks, because genre is an illusion. Come have your eyes and ears opened, fifty-eight minutes from now.

In just under four hours, the next disc of Autumn Waves will be livestreamed at party.bonkwave.org I have a track on this disc!

the next disc of four seasons of bonkwave compilation series is out tomorrow along another livestream

IF THE ZOO BANS ME FOR HOLLERING AT THE ANIMALS I WILL FACE GOD AND WALK BACKWARDS INTO HELL

Of course you start working again when it’s time to go to sleep What do you mean it’s 7 am?

Artemis II was so refreshing because it felt like the first news story in a decade to not be a variation on "famous idiot does stupid thing." And if that famous idiot isn't holding public office or controlling billions of dollars, why do I even need to know about it

*Holds a seance for my self esteem*

We found out several things during the wait. 1) target uses AI for theft prevention which often falsely targets people. 2) they purposly don't notify you if you don't scan all items in a self checkout lane. 3) if u hit the ok button on the self checkout and you miss an item they say thats stealing

keeping a pet manatee in the bathtub of my studio apartment

American guy: “Hon hon hon.” Haha. “Oui, le baguette.” lol. Nah, nah. It’s all in good fun. French guy: Haha. “Ooh, I love to buy Funko Poppe and 326 dolleure gas at ‘obby Lobby.”

Still thinking about this note I found in the children’s section of the public library when I worked there back in 2018. This kid tried to warn us…

we all got jumanjied into monopoly

OH HELL YEAH youtu.be/C3cLOE6Phms

Waittaminute. Four astronauts--three men, one woman--went into space for over a week, and I didn't see a SINGLE ONE OF YOU make a Fantastic Four joke? I know it's been a hell of a week, but come onnnn

wait until you find out that we’re still in a pandemic.

We’re supposed to work ourselves to death for a system that’s killing us and everyone else when a world that doesn’t run on the blood of children was always a possibility, and still is! They’re willing to throw away everything good that’s ever been for a few more quarters of 5% returns.

I'm moonscrolling

the four seasons of bonkwave compilation series continues tomorrow with a new release & a livestream

It was over twenty years ago at this point, but I regret not writing down the specific sarcastic burns the announcer used on the midnight NJ transit back from NYC. Only one that partially comes to mind is calling Newark the "crown jewel" of New Jersey.

Hey, I haven't seen any reporting about how the mad pedophile who threatened genocide and the possibility of global annihilation was dragged out of office and prosecuted for his many, many crimes anyone got a link, or

Happy Leland Melvin day to all who celebrate. 💚

I’ve been thinking about this guy almost daily for ten fucking years. essentially my entire 30’s. when he finally croaks I imagine I’ll let out a sigh so deep it realigns my fucking spine

Before playing Kamancheh, he says: 'Hello, I'm Mohammad-Reza Afarideh, the director of the ed. institute that has now been destroyed. I wanted the last sound coming from my institute not to be of missiles and war; (I want the) final sound to be of the instrument that I played in it. Thank you'.

it doesn't matter that they're liars and bluffers, it doesn't matter that they're pussies, it doesn't matter that they (probably) won't do what they're threatening to do. its enough that they are saying it. its enough that it's possible. this is not acceptable to any living creature on the planet

Rally at the White House tonight

weird juxtaposition where people in power and influence are saying absolutely heinous, deadly things without any restraint of conscience, and everyone reacting to it is having to bite their tongue and speak in euphemisms not to get banned or arrested or whatever

The Moon: oh wow you guys decided to come back Artemis II crew: earth’s haunted

I'm still catching up on the day's news, but surely there's a crowd with literal torches and pitchforks by now, right? Right?

Thought about this old poem I wrote, years before today's mission

If you're sharing images from Artemis II without alt text, all I have to say is, seriously? You think people with low or no vision shouldn't get to know what all the fuss is about? Is that really the stance you're taking as you get to witness this moment in history?

they really said "they should have sent a poet"

VENUS CONFIRMATION ON LIVESTREAM I clapped my hands over my head in excitement. Is this how sports fans feel? Except if, you know, sports were not competitive-to-the-point-of-sublimating-humanity's-urge-for-tribalistic-hatred and wasteful and actually mattered

remember the rule about fake-but-credible information being the kind that wastes the most time

Realizing that some of my inexplicable sadness about the Artemis II stuff is that it feels like a trans-dimensional communication from an America that took a different path and chose joy instead of fear and hate.

Also thinking about how my dad would regard my ability to play guitar and watch a moon mission all on the same computer, how cool and futuristic it is, except that I can't log in to my fucking amp

Remembering the time in '21 my grandmother said, "Did you hear? Bill Shatner's going to the moon." I said, "He is going to space, but not all the way to the moon." She responded, "He might as well, so long as he's up there."