This is entirely wrong. The world is falling apart without me being a reclusive trillionaire technocrat. I expected things to get bad, but it was supposed to be while I build a subterranean nuclear-proof city called Xibalba for all my clones

Oil painting of HBO being welcomed at the pearly gates by Toys R Us and Red Lobster

You must leave corporate media behind. It is hostile to you and your lifestyle.

CLOWN CHOWDER

The bands Goose and Geese should have to fight to the death in an arena.

Each time the Smashing Pumpkins recorded an album they recorded like 80 songs of varying quality. Out of that they probably had 12 good songs each time. But instead of just releasing those as a strong album, they released them all, split between album, B-sides, and 25th anniversary editions.

what I'll be watching instead of state of the union

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A WELL-PRESERVED SECRET The vegetable lamb of Tartary did not bleat when bound by its hind legs, nor when verdant blood spilled from its neck into wineskins and jars. More fruit than beast, its flesh, ground with peppercorn and mandrake root, was stuffed... www.greaterrealityarea.net/a-well-prese...

NO LOBES REFUSED

I saw a bumper sticker yesterday that said "HONK IF YOU LOVE SNOOPY OR ARE INSANE"

BE MY VALLENTUNE youtu.be/lHBOGFo56_o?...

DO NOT make even a single quirky vocalization when Radiolab interviews you. They will loop and mix it in like an air horn for the rest of the episode.

I saw Southland Tales 4 times in the week it played in theaters. I kept bringing different friends. “You want to see some crazy shit?”

Big mistake not calling it You've Got Maul

Are you a Panican or a Panican't?

He's not REALLY bad. He's just drawn that way.

He's called Bad Bunny because he's married to Lola Bunny. It's a Jessica Rabbit scenario.

not paying much attention, but I'm assuming the singing toilets ad was also for AI.

competing in the olympics this year

i dropped a mirror and it did not shatter, but popped out of it's bezel completely unharmed. This is at least 7 years of good luck. minimum.

I'm sorry for telling you to snort a line of moth wings. I didn't think you'd do it

a lot of people find this hard to believe but I can bridge a sandwich together like a deck of cards just like scooby doo

Finally unlocked double jump. Can't wait to see what's on my roof

abundant, low value, not shelf stable.

I ate mushrooms and thought about Star Wars and started hearing The Will of The Force.

Aesthetically, Warren Beatty’s Dick Tracy movie must have influenced The Wachowski Sisters’ Speed Racer. Everything is candy-colored. And foregrounds and backgrounds are both in focus.

The quickest cameo in the movie. Catherine O’Hara was one of the mob bosses in Dick Tracy.

THE MONSTER AT THE END OF THIS BOOK. ENDING EXPLAINED!!

do you guys know about Olo, the color you can only see with lasers shooting into your eyes? I need to see it. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olo_(co...

thanks to my Brain Implant, i believe in the Repulsive Future

the only way to use technology these days and not lose your mind is to be extremely intentional about how you use it. the second you use something the way it was designed to be used you're fucked.

FOGHORN LEGHORN: now listen here boy yuh character is ENCUMBERED, she done picked up too many gold coins an such! her speed is halved, that there MINO-tauw is closing in and she's draggin ass like a mudskipper at high tide!!!

SHOW? DON'T! TELL.

As screenwriter of the Labubu movie I want to clear up some misconceptions. Yes, technically they do eat human flesh, but only necrotic tissue around wounds. Doctors use them to clean up injuries and promote positive health outcomes. Labubus are humanity’s allies, except for evil Labubus of course

GREAT SHOW. GREAT PEOPLE. VERY WELCOMING

*WAITING FOR MY IMITATION CRABMEAT TO EVOLVE INTO REAL CRAB* EXPIRATION DATES ARE A LIE MEANT TO PREVENT DINNER FROM REACHING ITS FULL POTENTIAL

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SECRETS DON'T EXIST

PAST LIFE AGGRESSION

The “Too Many Cooks” of music videos. Every new shot seemingly pans to a previously unseen musician onstage. youtu.be/0eOHu0rMqMI?...

Documentary idea.George Lucas and James Cameron get real high together and pontificate about The Force and midichlorians and mycelial connections with Eywa. My Dinner With George.

my longest friendship began in 6th grade when I criticized how a boy drew a tree. I told him how to draw a tree more like me. many friendships begin when someone looks past our shortcomings and lets us in anyway. I’m grateful he didn’t throw his pencil at me and tell me to get lost.

the first test print: alpha is for argeiphontes