The “Too Many Cooks” of music videos. Every new shot seemingly pans to a previously unseen musician onstage. youtu.be/0eOHu0rMqMI?...

Documentary idea.George Lucas and James Cameron get real high together and pontificate about The Force and midichlorians and mycelial connections with Eywa. My Dinner With George.

my longest friendship began in 6th grade when I criticized how a boy drew a tree. I told him how to draw a tree more like me. many friendships begin when someone looks past our shortcomings and lets us in anyway. I’m grateful he didn’t throw his pencil at me and tell me to get lost.

the first test print: alpha is for argeiphontes

a legacy sequel to Cop Rock called Cop Rock: All Cops Are Bards

Red Lobster may have gone bankrupt, but Red Lob is still going strong.

When an author writes an unfinished story, but there is a promise it will continue, imagination is licensed to the audience. When the story ends, the license of the audience to imagine is revoked. This is the impossible problem of franchise fandom; you cannot reclaim territory ceded to imagination.

I was going to take my mom, ping pong champion of her senior center, to see Marty Supreme. But we drove to the wrong theater. So I’m seeing Avatar 3 a 2nd time.

she’s got electric boobs / she’s so hirsute / you know I read it on a pack of sardines ooh / b b b benny and the jets

Frosty the Snowman’s magic hat was the same one that once animated the body of Jamiroquai

THAT WAS ME. I BROKE TIME. LIVE FREELY. YOU ARE “OFF THE CLOCK” www.cbsnews.com/colorado/new...

If you microdose the mushroom that makes you see tiny dancing elves, are your elf hallucinations even tinier? Or are they not as tiny? nhmu.utah.edu/articles/exp...

James Cameron is a great filmmaker, but his use of macho blue collar characters seems cynical. “I’m making a painfully sincere sci-fi epic about cosmic one-ness with nature. It will be like living inside a YES album cover…needs more hostile Larry the Cable Guys so the Common Man will watch it.

In anticipation of The Greater Reality Area, and in the spirit of the Holiday Season, I have stripped the entirety of paywalls out of my old compartive tarot publication, Compound Eye! Total jubilee! All missives are now fully available to the public! compoundeye.substack.com

the good that you do persists in this world

FUCK YOURSELF KILL YOUR DOPPELGÄNGER MARRY YOUR TRIPPELGÄNGERS

el instagram de herzog es una de las mejores cosas que me pasó en este último tiempo.

THANKS FOR THE ADVICE

AMONG TIME TRAVELERS IT IS CONSIDERED RUDE TO REFER TO ONE'S TIMELINE BY LETTER OR NUMBER SO INSTEAD THEY REFERENCE THEIR MOST IMPROBABLE EVENTS. THIS IS THE TIMELINE WHERE BOMBADIER BEETLES EVOLVED. THE ONE WHERE ADOLPHE SAX LIVED TO ADULTHOOD.

ALL ARRANGEMENTS ARE EDIBLE, NOT JUST FRUITS. YOU ARE AN ARRAGEMENT OF ATOMS THAT DREAMS. ACT ACCORDINGLY

AN ORB RISES OUT OF THE SHAG CARPET WITH A TRANSDIMENSIONAL DISPATCH: HONOR AND RESPECT THE BUTTOCKS

youtu.be/BM54jXndyvQ Bladerunner lyrics, 70s Eno sounds, via my buddy Chris H.

The Smurfs lived in mushroom houses because they were just Gargamel's hallucinations from eating mushrooms. That's why Gargamel could never catch them. They were in his head the whole time. Terrence McKenna was in contact with the Smurfs. IT MAKES PERFECT SENSE PEOPLE

TIME AGENTS ARE REMINDED NOT TO LISTEN TO MUSIC THAT DOES NOT OR WILL NOT EXIST IN YOUR CURRENT CONTINUUM. DAY PASSES TO OTHER TIMELINES ARE AVAILABLE

SECRET SOCIETY WHERE EACH STAGE OF INITIAITION REVEALS THE LOCATION OF A COOL NEW LICHEN OR MOSS

EVERYONE *DOES* HAVE SECRET KNOWLEDGE BUT USUALLY IT'S SOMETHING SMALL, LIKE I KNOW WHERE THERE IS A SMALL PATCH OF INTERESTING LICHEN GROWING ON MY FENCE

THINKING ABOUT WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO BE AN ORCA WHALE. TO JUMP OUT OF THE WATER AND SLAM BACK DOWN. IS IT LIKE HOW A BEAR FEELS WHEN SHE SCRATCHES HER BACK ON TREE BARK? DO THEY GET TICKLE BELLY LIKE WHEN YOU DRIVE FAST DOWN A STEEP HILL?

LET'S GO SEE AN EXHIBITION OF PAUL LAFFOLEY PAINTINGS AND ALSO HE GIVES A WEIRD MEANDERING TALK THAT SPENDS A CONFUSING AMOUNT OF TIME ON THE SUBJECT OF 9/11

EVERYONE WANTS TO BELIEVE THEY HAVE SECRET KNOWLEDGE

A SWEETER TIME IT WAS A TIME UNLICKED BY SAVAGE TONGUES WHEN RICHARD PLIED HIS PAINTS A THOUSAND TUBES OF POISON CANDY GONE TO THE GARAGE, NOW; GONE TO GLASS, GONE AND GUTTERING I REMEMBER IT ALL I REMEMBER IT NONE I AM OF THEN AND OF NOW AND OF NEVER

BUT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND... I AM 2012 TIMESCANNER. I'VE COME TO THIS TIME WITH A DIRE WARNING. DO NOT MEDDLE WITH THE TIME CONTINUUM.

I’M TOLD TODAY IS NATIONAL PRETEND TO BE A TIME TRAVELER DAY. YOU MUST ALL POST LIKE CIRCA 2012 TIMESCANNER

all right, Fred Schneider... I'll allow it

Psychopomp and Psychocircumstance

Netflix at last owns the Time-Life Mysteries of the Unknown book series. The best thing to ever come out of a subscription model. This was always the endgame.

Now that the original 1977 Star Wars is being re-released, the guys making the unofficial Unspecialized versions can turn to Specializing the Sequel Movies. Put CGI Dewbacks everywhere.

*stops pondering* ok. I got the orb figured out. hand me cube

Before the ink dried on the acquisition, the Animaniacs burst out of the watertower. God help us, they now have access to the internet. No one is safe. They are now omnipresent. They can torment every human in the world simultaneously. Your phone vibrates. 3 long-eared demons leap out of the screen.

Likes: when directors have quick cameos in their fiction films. Hitchcock getting off a train or Peter Jackson menacingly eating a carrot. Pet Peeves: When documentary filmmakers slip in “interview” segments of themselves so they can fill in blanks or blatantly state the themes they’re aiming for.

in 1997 one night my local radio station played Sex and Candy by Marcy Playground for 24 hours straight. I delivered pizzas at the time. I played it in the Pizza Hut truck for my full 8 hours shift.

KYBER MONDAY

Wake Up Dead Man was ridiculous and fun, which is a good combo in my book.

Wake Me Up Inside Dead Man

A modern X-Men movie would be a string of TikToks of teens discovering they have superpowers.

Bought a ticket to Wake Up Dead Man for Monday because Sunday is sold out. Then realized I had already bought a ticket for Sunday a week ago.

i accidentally stumbled into acting for a bit when I was younger. Playing Valentine Coverly in Arcadia was the highlight of my acting experience. Scripts so rich with meaning and associations that you can take away something different from a single script each night. RIP.