God I love watching local news in a hotel room, I’m in San Francisco and they’re doing a story about a Taco Bell Cantina opening at Fisherman’s Wharf and it ended with one anchor saying to the other, “We’ve gotta check that out”

I would take Goofus out behind the shed and shoot him. Gallant I would shoot somewhere else, a place of honor

We haven’t been able to use “Suckin’ Dicks in [YEAR]” as a New Years Eve slogan for TWENTY years. Thirty if you’re a stickler for rhyme AND meter

I recommend this book to anyone who owns a Lakhovsky Multiple Wave Oscillator

Not to be controversial but I think we should use tools and resources to make people's lives less miserable instead of more

every season of The Pitt should have a mass shooting storyline because otherwise it won't be believable

@lukeroelofs.bsky.social Hi! I've been having some verging-on-philosophy-of-consciousness conversations about Pluribus, and during one conversation I Googled "What is it like to be a hivemind," and it brought me to your CV, and now I desperately need to know if you're watching and what you think :)

Well, happy anniversary to one of the finest of festive exchanges

"That fathoms of struggle hide in you and in people you love is true too of every stranger, even those who vex and frighten. So is the fact that we and they are more than the sum of our struggles, and we are all capable of surprising ourselves, and of healing and changing, our whole lives long."

If you don’t cry at the end of IT’S A WONDERFUL LIFE, you’re empty somewhere important.

Another tear-jerker from Heavyweight. Just excellent.

Bugonia’s darkly amusing ending undermines its critique of internet conspiracy culture. #Bugonia #EmmaStone #JessePlemons #conspiracies www.pastemagazine.com/movies/bugon...

a favorite exchange between @timheidecker.bsky.social and @markproksch.bsky.social from the excellent Marion's Wish texts. sign up here: www.marionswish.com

Jonathan Goldstein with writer Sheila Heti on this week's bonus episode of @heavyweight.bsky.social: "How do you make peace with a mistake?" "Just make a new one."

Ballroom Contractor in Bid Meeting: we can do the demolition fast but construction will be unpredictable, supply chains are kind of fucked right now because of Trrrr (remembers where he is) rrransgender sports

Okay fine, proofreading your sign makes ME the facist

It's the 14th anniversary of the Sudden Departure. How are you going to commemorate it?

A fair number of problems seem downstream from the fact that the best way to be a human is to grow, change, and evolve but the best way to be successful online is to never change and always double, triple, and quadruple down every time you are wrong.

I swear to god today I will do everything different