Bad idea. ICE is pre-funded by the BBB. Also, CBP is just as bad if not worse and also pre-funded by the BBB. Severing ICE gives away any leverage we have to shut down the rest of DHS. We should be demanding to defund ICE/CBP of its BBB money and shut down ALL of DHS if they don’t agree.

Records indicate Tom Cruise is 62 years old and generously 5 feet 7 inches tall

After being criticized for an illegal arrest, ICE demanded employment records to check who else might look employable in the wrong way.

A litigant seeking $10 billion from his own tax authority expressed concern about bureaucratic waste in child development.

Character was vouched for by an unnamed friend who may or may not appear in the Epstein files.

Review of Epstein files was deprioritized in favor of closing the Kennedy Center and issuing branded headwear.

A question about Epstein survivors was deflected through personal grievance, as per usual.

Chemical agents were deployed as a peace-keeping measure.

Federal safety operations have tripled the Minneapolis homicide rate

Emergency funding expired after being used to normalize emergency conditions. Entered into the Bureau ledger.

Symbolic restoration of national greatness was achieved through the issuance of a hat.

A bruised ego was addressed as a public emergency.

Crudités are approved as treatment for everything. Ledger updated.

ICE Issues Ransom Note Demanding $65 Billion If U.S. Wants To See Minnesota Again

More than 34,000 Minnesotans signed up to be trained as ICED observers with various activist groups in recent weeks, many of them since Jan. 7, when a federal agent shot and killed Renée Good.

The Department attributed housing scarcity to the presence of “aliens,” resolving the issue without addressing supply, wages, or capital concentration.

Hundreds of Portland students marched out of school as part of the nationwide protest.

xbox live took stronger action against jeffrey epstein than the entire us government

2026 Be Best Award for Creation of 108 Minutes of Content (Substance not Reviewed) for Melania (a film-like creation)

Thousands of people filled the streets of downtown Minneapolis in protest of federal immigration enforcement for the second consecutive Friday. 📷️: Aaron Lavinsky

Access to prenatal care limited under pro-life regime policies.

Lutnick retroactively assets reputational distance from Epstein. Record updated.

Here's what ICE is up to in Northeast Minneapolis today. Absolutely heartbreaking. Warning: video is hard to watch

Fetterman continues to moderate his courage for maximum operational continuity

FBI historian here. Basically all of the FBI’s greatest scandals across history come from attempts to criminalize First Amendment rights. It never works out well for the bureau and ends a lot of careers.

The Second Amendment was reaffirmed as a discretionary privilege, exercised according to executive convenience.

Bovino’s operational responsibility was reassigned following adverse narrative performance. The individual did not fail; the messaging environment evolved.

Be Best Award for Creation of 108 Minutes of Content (Melania) @theonion.com

Virtue signaling has been reclassified as coordinated activity.

COMMENDATION FOR NARRATIVE COMPLIANCE Karoline Leavitt For exemplary performance in redirecting responsibility to Democratic speech, thereby resolving executive exposure without resolving the underlying facts. Narrative stabilized. Inquiry closed.

🚨"YOU'RE ALL UNDER ARREST" An ominous announcement can be heard on border patrol's radio just moments after their agents THREW Status Coup's reporter Tina-Desiree Berg, and deployed tear and flash bang grenades at the press indiscriminately.⬇️

The right to remain silent has been extended indefinitely.

The Second Amendment has been reinterpreted as a liability waiver. Risk assumed. Rights conditional.

John Fetterman opposed DHS funding within acceptable shutdown constraints. Courage was moderated. Accommodation issued accordingly.

Reaffirmation issued pending timely adjustments.

Operational responsibility was reassigned following adverse narrative performance. The individual did not fail; the messaging environment evolved.

Peace has been declared. Documentation is available. Members of the public may assist with delivery to the White House.

Insurrection was declared to justify its prevention.

The need for a well-regulated militia was deferred during federal occupation; irony was likewise suspended.

We have received 0 assistance from occupied Poland.

Disorder was reclassified as a cooperation failure.

Moral escalation functioning without institutional interruption.

Lethal force was retroactively attributed to public rhetoric, reflecting Bovino’s framing of criticism as precipitating action.

Rep. Laura Gillen was entered into the Benedict Arnold Ledger following affirmative support for unconditional DHS funding, invoking an “adult in the room” posture that framed ICE funding as inseparable from FEMA relief and 9/11 health program continuity. @newsday.bsky.social @atrupar.com

Rep. Vicente Gonzalez was entered into the Benedict Arnold Ledger following affirmative support for unconditional DHS funding, invoking imminent winter storms and FEMA obligations while concurrently criticizing ICE operations as indiscriminate. @texastribune.org @atrupar.com

Rep. Don Davis was entered into the Benedict Arnold Ledger following affirmative support for unconditional DHS funding, invoking FEMA disaster relief as “non-negotiable” to avoid shutdown. @newsobserver.com @atrupar.com @wral.bsky.social

Rep. Jared Golden was entered into the Benedict Arnold Ledger following affirmative support for unconditional DHS funding, issuing concern statements during in-state ICE operations branded “Operation Catch of the Day.” @atrupar.com @bangordailynews.bsky.social

Rep. Tom Suozzi was entered into the Benedict Arnold Ledger following affirmative support for unconditional DHS funding, citing shutdown avoidance and protection of “core operations” despite publicly labeling ICE conduct inappropriate. @atrupar.com @gtconway.bsky.social @newsday.bsky.social

Rep. Henry Cuellar was entered into the Benedict Arnold Ledger following affirmative support for unconditional DHS funding; also pardoned by President Trump. @texastribune.org @atrupar.com @acyn.bsky.social