Laughed at this, and then remembered the time I saw a head cracked open when two camp counselors throwing a third into a pool mixed up their signals: xkcd.com/3232

There are bigger problems in the world, but if you're a patron of Alamo Drafthouse and/or want to fight back against creeping enshittification, please consider supporting this campaign: c.org/ZTF8xmmN24

i will vote for any candidate who offers up this slogan

No problem with number 1. I’d *prefer* 2. I’m not religious, so I’m indifferent on 4. He may have me on 3, because it could mean living next to a bigoted asshole like Dale Partidge.

How a researcher got AI to corroborate the existence of a fake disease. www.nature.com/articles/d41...

Jesse Singal is back on his transphobic bullshit by arguing that the trans rights backlash is self-inflicted and that anyone pointing to coordinated right-wing funding is peddling a "conspiracy theory." It's a masterclass in false dichotomy and victim blaming. archive.ph/ZD74X

Kanye West, Louis CK, JK Rowling, Chris D’Elia… Everybody can get some. Read all about it!👇🏿 open.substack.com/pub/wkamaube...

Wishing you and yours a very merry Confederate Surrender Day.

*many people are saying* it sure looks like the White House wrote this for Pakistan’s PM, who posted it then quickly deleted the top part 😬

To be fair it was a tough decision at the ballot box

Thank you everyone for supporting the launch of @darkestwhimsy.com ! If you’d like to support the show, we now have a Patreon and plan to release our first episode at the end of April. We hope you’ll join us, the Patreon even has a free optionn! www.patreon.com/c/darkestwhi...

Someone with the handle @velocity69.bsky.social is sharing a video with the caption: "The highest quality video of the moon was just released… so beautiful * Artemis II" It's gone viral, but it's not from Artemis II. If you've shared it, you might want to un-share.

Y'all got a few hours left to get The Onion shipped to your house all year for $75. After that it resets to $10,000 per month or whatever the regular price is. membership.theonion.com

this is your last chance to get constant gems like this in your mailbox for sale price

Righteous.

Donald Trump packages up & brands his insane propaganda to serve several functions. It turns BOTH opponents & supporters into data mules, & does so on his terms, AND by doing so reinforces polarization. If you must screen cap repackage it to disrupt branding. Or just quote the most insane bits.

Bruce and the band opened the Springsteen & E Street Land of Hope & Dreams American Tour in Minneapolis with the Motown classic "War" and "Born in the U.S.A." — a one-two punch that was live streamed on Bruce's social media for the first time, appearing here with a new audio mix by Chiller Sound.

And @catcarenetworkiowa.bsky.social's starter pack of Cat & Kitten nonprofit orgs in the U.S. go.bsky.app/DWLAEKC

Let’s trot out that video the White House erased where Trump digs a deeper hole with the Supreme Court. Pity if it got reposted.

the trump administration is selling this country wholesale to rapacious, extractive industries that will destroy our collective resources for private profit morethanjustparks.substack.com/p/breaking-t...

This weekend and always, NO LILIES FOR KITTIES. www.fda.gov/animal-veter...

Today is #TransDayOfVisibility and it is the best day to show vocal and financial support to trans people everywhere.

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Can't be me, but could be you!

Wild for Trumpworld to watch his approval sink into the earth’s mantle and the party get blown out in special election after special election and each subsequent protest day break records for the biggest one ever and have their only response be “oh you hated all that well watch THIS, mfers”

Hi all, I tested positive for COVID at GalaxyCon Richmond. While I was masked and am getting treatment, please take caution.

Please stop spreading this rage bait. The quote everyone's angry about, about "crappy identity politics," is not from Weir.

Happy opening day and all but I must once again insist

New in PN: How MMA defines the Trump administration "Everywhere you look in the Republican Party today, you see insecure men trying to show how manly they are. And the performance of manhood to which they are most attracted is violence."

yeah i separate art from the artist. i put the harry potter books in the recycling and jk rowling in the trash.

In 2002, Michael O'Hanlon estimated the Iraq War would cost $50B, with $5-$20B maintenance costs thereafter. www.brookings.edu/articles/ove...

Again, most of these stories come from the usual suspects. Block Axios, Politico, and Semafor and you'll not only spare yourself the rage bait but you'll help clean up this site.

Thank a bollard today!

If Yoda were real i bet he would smell kind of fish tanky

Thoughts on Robert Mueller's Passing emptywheel.net/2026/03/23/t...

Lots of evidence that climate media coverage has declined the last year or two, cannot overstate how good a moment this would be to reverse that shit immediately

Trump: I’m going to put ICE in the airports, where they will target and arrest all the illegals, especially Somalis, because I hate the Democrats Headlines: Trump puts ICE officers in airports to ease long lines, provide relief for weary travelers

the average business traveler has never encountered an ICE agent in the flesh. if anyone in the administration had half the sense god gave a goat, they’d be desperate to keep it that way.

on the jim crow travesty that is the SAVE act (gift link)

He was certainly afraid of Vietnam-style combat in Vietnam.

Lieu: "Undocumented immigrants want nothing to do with the govt! To vote, you have to first register. How many undocumented immigrants are gonna go, 'Yes, I'm gonna give all my information to the govt that's maybe trying to deport me. No way!' This is a problem that doesn't exist."

To truly honor the spirit of St. Patrick's Day, I present to you the best song about drinking ever . EVER. Video by me. Words and music by Mr. Prieboy.

I wrote this two days into his term www.jezebel.com/a-grievance-...

"Instead of endorsing a bipartisan housing affordability bill, Trump insists Congress pass his anti-voting SAVE America Act. Given the choice between real accomplishments that would benefit consumers and might provide an election platform and outright cheating, Trump chooses cheating every time."

No, I am not worried about 'declining' birth rates, I accept them as post-modern birth rates, the birth rates that naturally happen once the conditions are set that children can be expected to survive to adulthood reliably and that women are allowed to be educated and become full citizens.

Trump Defends Wearing Fruit Hat, Samba Dancing During Dignified Transfer https://theonion.com/trump-defends-wearing-fruit-hat-samba-dancing-during-dignified-transfer/