Tylenol stock in after hours trading. Yup. The company is about to get very very wealthy.

I just reupped my BonVoy membership.

Every two years, we have to deal with this bullshit that Trump just blasted out of his ass. publichealthcollaborative.org/alerts/anti-...

Uh, I think I’d like a second opinion.

So we're making medical policy based on A FUCKING RUMOR ABOUT CUBA?!?!?!?! Mother FUCK.

Well that saved golf. Now do Ukraine. Do Gaza.

WELL. That was awkward.

Sorry, Sinclair. Hey, you guys ever going to air that Charlie Kirk special that was supposed to pre-empt Kimmel but you pulled it at the last minute? Tonight's your last chance.

"Federal Communications Commission Chair Brendan Carr had suggested ABC’s broadcast license was at risk in light of the comments, telling CNBC 'we’re not done yet' with changes to the media landscape." You're done, asshole. Kimmel's back tomorrow. My Hulu subscription remains.

This is perfect, in tone, in message and in sincerity. New York needs a guy like him.

The New Yorker's Antonia Hitchens was at the Charlie Canonization yesterday. Same old same old.

(shudder) A Democrat with guts? What's wrong with this guy?

Truly the words of a holy man. A true saint. A real deity. Christ. Literally, Christ.

“Trump says dishonesty a reason for network to lose broadcast license” Wanna go there, fat boy? The fucking APPRENTICE was completely fabricated, inventing a character out of Trump from whole cloth. Trump was a fraud in every fucking episode.

Fucking ghouls.

Let’s not turn this guy (yes - a guy) into anything more than a guy. Back the fuck down.

Happy Sunday, Earth.

Tap. Expand. Laugh. From the pen of Wiley Miller.

This is quite the post. 1. He unambiguously directs his AG to go after those who investigated him for his crimes 2. He admits being influenced by online chatter He is mob bossing out in the open, because he knows he has corrupted every federal law enforcement agency into submission.

I went through the hour special and outside of the "I'm a Christian and family man" stuff here's all two minutes of him actually talking, and you can see why ABC didn't air this

Can I get an LOL, Bluesky?

It’s really all we should be talking about today.

“Trump says dishonesty a reason for network to lose broadcast license” Wanna go there, fat boy? The fucking APPRENTICE was completely fabricated, inventing a character out of Trump from whole cloth. Trump was a fraud in every fucking episode.

I would like Never Trump Republicans to demand that George W. Bush appear and speak up for democracy in this country. Why do ppl always ask Obama to do things and “where is Kamala”? Where is the 43rd President of the United States while democracy crashes & burns. This is the party he led. 1/

The fact that he laid so much of the foundation with his “war on terror,” Patriot Act excesses, Guantanamo Bay etc. means he has even more responsibility for speaking up and saying, enough! And if he is good with what’s happening then we need to hear that too. 2/

Obama would also like to chill at the crib, painting. Kamala might prefer a cooking show to a 2024 election post-mortem & steady Trump critique. Why does W get a pass? Perhaps he’s ill. If not, he needs to speak.

I remember this. George Lincoln Rockwell was killed by a former aide in 1967. The idea of a political assassination in America was shocking, especially just 5 years after JFK. But while the act was considered heinous, there was very little sympathy for Rockwell. That's how I feel about Kirk.

This. Absolutely this. Kirk was no Superman. No prophet. No idol. No sage, pope, savior or saint. He only elevated the manifest racism, fear and xenophobia that existed in too much of white America, promoted it, profited on it and exploited it. Nothing more. MAGA lost a megaphone. Period.

An hour and a half. Slowest walkback ever by a fat old white guy.

One by one, the GOP Congress reps are either pissing their pants, shitting their pants or projectile vomiting...knowing they have to somehow defend this atrocious bullshit from a senile OCD machine.

Looks like Trump's private texts are now being handled by Signal.

Another Trumper criminal skates thanks to the Trump DOJ. THEY ARE ALL FUCKING CROOKS.

NBC reported this, so I guess NBC must die. I’m catching on to how everything works now.

Instead of releasing the Epstein Files, more performative bullshit from Kash Patel

Dear American citizens, whatever you wish more German citizens would have done in 1933, do that now.

These are subhuman monsters, and they all have the president’s blessing. Get him out. Now.