Post a banger not in English www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9eU...

American Idiot opening the Super Bowl is top tier fantastic.

Not to brag but I’ve already had a couple super bowls today

1. Frank Zappa/anything Zappa-adjacent 2. The Styx/Journey/Foreigner axis of evil that ruined FM rock radio 3. Grateful Dead and their entire wank-jam progeny 4. Jimmy Buffett: music for people who hate music 5. Billy Joel, naturally

Just saw on KARE 11 that this boy was sent to a detainment facility in Texas and that his family didn't know his whereabouts for almost 24 hours.

Danish MEP Anders Vistisen to Donald Trump :”Let me put this in words you might understand: Mr. President, fuck off.”

I'm betting the man himself would have gotten a charge out of this. www.youtube.com/watch?v=tN2F...

National media: Please stop describing what’s happening in Minneapolis as “protests.” There has been a modest, sustained protest outside the Whipple federal building, about 10 miles from downtown, but... 1/3

I wonder how many football fans who pronounce the player of the moment to be "Him" realize that "Him" was the name of a very gay, Satan-like villain on 'The Powerpuff Girls.'

27 Oct 2024

Not to trivialize any of what's happened, but all this talk about Jonathan Ross calls to mind this memorable moment: www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOO2...

his name is Jonathan Ross and he shouldn't get a good night's sleep for the rest of his life www.startribune.com/ice-agent-wh...

some photos from portland and 34th today. we'll have a story up on racket soon. they gassed us, they knocked folks to the ground, and i watched agents ram a white pickup into a group of protesters, if you're wondering who was actually doing car violence.

Here's the ICE agent "defending himself" by shooting into the driver's side window of a car that's pulling *away* from him. Put this photo on the front page of every newspaper in America.

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier

people act like driving out very rich people with extremely high marginal tax rates is bad but it’s why we have “exile on main street,” so

If a guy wanted to, a guy could spend more than three hours on New Year's Eve listening to the various recordings of Bob Dylan performing "Leopard-Skin Pill-Box Hat" in 1966.

Kalen Dion is not wrong. 😳👇

I love how English record buyers of the ‘70s were cool enough that they helped T. Rex, 10cc, and Suzi Quatro have #1 singles…and square enough to do the same thing on behalf of Benny Hill, Telly Savales, and Little Jimmy Osmond.

Pretty sure I've *never* had to apologize for being white, but then again I can't recall doing anything that drew attention to that other than occasionally clapping on the 1 and 3.

"Don't Worry, Be Happy" sounds like it was meticulously created in a lab to be as annoying as possible. Facile, simple-minded sentiment? Check. Gimmicky presentation via the acapella vocal overdubs? Check. Sing it in a bogus Jamaican accent? Eureka! We've devised a perfectly irritating song.

my dog: *being treated in such a way that shame has been placed on his bloodline for one thousand years* me: ok bud now let me wipe your other paw

...5 concerts (and why they were notable) Johnny Cash (age 6 -- me, not him) Bruce Springsteen (first 'Born in the USA' show) Prince (Chick Huntsberry fundraiser at Rupert's) Freedy Johnston (jumped off the stage to punch a heckler) Deer Tick (singer dropped his pants and played with himself)

Top 5 Side 1, Track 1s 1. Bruce Springsteen, "Thunder Road" (Born to Run) 2. Elvis Costello, "Accidents Will Happen" (Armed Forces) 3. Cheap Trick, "Surrender" (Heaven Tonight) 4. Mott the Hoople, "All the Way From Memphis" (Mott) 5. Elliott Smith, "Son of Sam" (Figure 8)

Maybe putting a dozen narcissistic poser Fox hosts in charge of sprawling federal agencies with millions of combined employees and vastly important responsibilities with enormous power wasn’t the greatest plan.

A movie that takes place (in part) where you're from.

I had not previously considered that Jeff Bezos might be in the Epstein files. This decision confirms to me beyond doubt that he is

In anticipation of Sunday's border battle, here's a badder Bortles. www.youtube.com/watch?v=iA4D...

I'm eager to know who's absolutely thrilled with the 'Let it Be' deluxe thingie. The live disc is a dismal audience recording, and I count only seven outtakes/other leftovers that haven't been released already. Let this nice little band die already.

If you’ve a survivor you already know how disorienting, humiliating, and crazy-making it is. Seeing it done publicly, on a world stage, is actually helping millions of survivors and therapists say: “See? That’s what it looks like. You’re not imagining it. You’re not ‘too sensitive.’ This is abuse.”

years ago, I did some art for Hollywood Records, which was part of Disney - when the AD kept ignoring my invoices, I started repeatedly faxing (that's how long ago this was) a cartoon of myself with Mickey Mouse in a choke hold, holding a gun to his head. They Fed-Exed the check the next day.

a new study finds that there is enough microplastic in your nads to make a little army guy. whats worse is that its the guy with the radio so he doesnt even have a gun. and he has a bunch of extra plastic along the seam on the bottom so he keeps falling over.

Ken Burns documentaries always feel like you're coming in at a random point of a perpetual Ken Burns documentary that's been playing for 30 years.

My narcissism recovery is going so well we made a TV show about it

Gutted to learn Gilson Lavis has left the material world. Squeeze has been such a formative influence & inspiration on me since I was a teenager, and it was a privilege to have seen him play with them live so many times (and with Jools Holland solo, where I took this). An incredible drummer. RIP 🙏🥁

Yes. Her.

It's amazing that Dick Cheney was able to live 12 years with a human heart.

You HATE THIS CITY. You HATE THIS CITY ON ROCK AND ROLL

Today's Star-Tribune features obituaries of people with the surnames Hell and Dickmeier.

geddy lee claps for the blue jays in 7/4 time

Time for the @startribune.com Variety section's quarterly feature about Dessa. Kate DiCamillo's turn should be coming soon.

that’s right beg you miserable worm

COUNT I Kat Abughazaleh did, while law enforcement was in heated pursuit, paint what appeared to be the entrance to a cave on a sheer rock wall, causing law enforcement to forcibly bonk into said wall. COUNT II The same thing on a different wall, but then a train came out and ran us over???

Saturday, KSTP-1500, ESPN Radio affiliate that usually carries most MLB playoff games, ran St. Thomas hockey instead of game 2 of LA-Toronto. Monday, instead of that game 3 classic? Loons soccer. I get that they have contracts with those teams, but pre-empting the World Series? Dumb.

SYBIL: What're you doing? BASIL: I'm kissing you, dear. SYBIL: Well, don't. R.I.P. to one of the all-time scene stealers, Prunella Scales.

When the dental hygienist isn’t interested in THE TRUTH about fluoride

The issue isn't really *that* funny.

The monotone that Paul Allen takes on when the Vikings are about to lose is the funniest thing you can hear on radio.

Better to admit you walked through the wrong door than spend your life in the wrong room.