Medieval peasant: Ho there, time traveller! Me (sheepishly holding Doritos bag): M-me? Peasant: Your kind bringeth these salted wafers yet not one drop of Mountain’s Dew

THE FATHER WHO STEPPED UP

home just in time to yell STOP USING BRAZOBAN TO OPEN

Stop texting my wife!

You REPRIMAND Tomatillo? You place him on the PERFORMANCE PLAN?

DM, trying to wrangle group: Ok, it’s 3:15, are we ready for D&D? Ranger: But we’re having so much fun being gossipy lesbians! DM, long suffering: YOU’RE ALSO GOSSIPY LESBIANS IN GAME!

If you live in Boston's North End, please help me find my #LostDog Maggie! She has a collar with my contact information.

DOCTOR: "So what seems to be the problem?" PATIENT: "Mmhbbhhggr hhruuh engghhuu." DOCTOR: "I'm sorry I can't understand, but don't worry. Great singer Bob Dylan is in town. Go see his show and no matter what ails you, you'll feel better!" PATIENT (sadly): "Ehg ddnghh m'm Bddnnn."

This is my problem. If Moulton’s not willing to eat some crow and do a little work to try to win us over on an issue where he essentially votes where we need him to already, he’s never ever going to move on an issue we need him to.

Welp, time to reset the sign

Another unrealistic housing demand from the notoriously woke urbanists at the ::checks notes:: local news station??? Friends, I think we’re winning this fight.

Is your kid starting a summer job? Make sure they know their rights. My office was notified of a burger chain in North Easton breaking our child labor laws. We investigated and found 323 child labor violations, amounting to $55,000 in penalties. Save and share our labor hotline: (617) 727-3465 ☎️

Orange and blue skies! 🟠🔵

make her president

if they boo him to death I will wear a knicks jersey for a week straight

I love it when the ManRay crowd piles into Tasty Burger

Zohran has the mandate of heaven. Idk what other conclusion you're supposed to take.

I feel for Wemby. If I were seven-feet tall, I could be called Big Empathy

Keith, we do not need to hear that Jared Young’s happy place is below the waist

The AHO made most new 100% affordable devs legal to build by right, so advocates no longer need to turn out in force each & every time. Of course the meetings are again dominated by people unhappy w/the dev. Those thrilled about new affordable homes will be very underrepresented, & that's okay.

Solidarity is how to get things done

And half the damn time you think you’re making a word up, Merriam–Webster will have its first known use as 1641 anyway. Git gud!

A Boston bike commuter posted a video on reddit of nearly being killed by a speeding pick-up truck driver racing to a red light. Something non-cyclists probably don't realize is that it's not uncommon for riders to have multiple encounters like this on a ride. Source: www.reddit.com/r/bikecommut...

I have a pretty clear-eyed view of what cops are like in their off hours and what police training does to a person. That said, HOLY SHIT the texts in the Read suit are WILD.

Ever wondered what a couple of #OTW volunteers' Hear Me Out / #AO3 Tag cake might look like? 🙋 Well, wonder no more. We did exactly that!

BREAKING: The Massachusetts Consumer Data Privacy Act passed unanimously in the House! We are grateful to Speaker Mariano, Chair Michlewitz, Majority Leader Moran, and Chair Farley-Bouvier and our representatives for protecting us all from Big Tech. It’s time for 21st century privacy law.

hi kevin brown uou don’t know who i am but i need you to know youre my personal hero for doing this. s tier commitment, excellent execution,. i’m in fucking awe rn www.reddit.com/r/nin/s/tz7p...

Hey plane friends, does CDC mean something different up there? Please say yes

Ok, so “keep ratcheting to the right” and “I never studied engineering,” got it!

Sama has family here in Cambridge. @warren.senate.gov @markey.senate.gov @ayannapressley.bsky.social @whipkclark.bsky.social — we need you to speak out too.

Ah fuck, do I need the hot dog bag?

Anytime Benge or Ewing make a good play, they should play Psycho Killer (Is this just a plot for me to no longer think of Psycho Killer as a song of my hated rival soccer club? maybe. But it could work!)

Beyond infuriating. And his excuse for the second one was “there was a bug in my car.” Did Cambridge PD even try to figure out if he was OUI?

A seemingly cishet neighbor couple who have 2–4 rambunctious small boys (not sure which are theirs and also they’re all fast moving and hard to count) have replaced their Sox flag with a Pride flag, and I know this is Massachusetts but I feel like that demographic is still a really good get for us

🚨 🚨 🚨 THE MASSACHUSETTS HOUSE IS VOTING ON DATA PRIVACY TODAY!!! Call your Reps and tell them to support the ACLU-backed amendments that make H. 4746 stronger, and OPPOSE amendment 18 that makes it weaker. Reskeet to get this in front of as many massholes as possible!!! FFTF.link/madataprivacy

The computer can never write good fic bc the computer cannot be insane about a little guy, sorry

Wild that they showed the guy again

“I built an AI that’s now smarter than me” Brother I know haunted dolls that are smarter than you.

periodic reminder that it is quick and easy to change your ao3 email so that you are not using walletname @university.edu or @employer.com or @municipality.gov (!!!!) as your ao3 email that mods use to send you your exchange assignments 🙃

Councillor McGovern knows being an effective leader requires maintaining good working relationships with all 8 of his fellow councilors, so he prudently names the source of the misinformation as simply "one of my colleagues." But I'm just a mouthy lady on the Internet, so I'll tell you it's Zusy.

I’m a bit skeptical but not looking this gift horse in the mouth because no Clover would mean I need to learn how to make my own panelle

Was that a positive comment about socialism from our Daniel Murphy? It sounded nearly positive!

Sometimes I think everyone is overestimating the harm caused by short-form video scrolling apps, like it’s just a new version of the “video games cause violence” panic. But then someone sends me an instagram reel and when my brain reboots an hour and a half later, I’m fully back on board.

A lot of what people associate with normal aging at age 40, sore backs and shoulders and waking up wrong and fucking up your neck all day and such, is simply due to having angered a powerful witch. Simply try not to anger a powerful witch, or if you have, offer her some cash or a nice gift.

Lost one??? Was I out that day?

MASSACHUSETTS FOLKS! The MA House is expected to vote soon on H. 4746 the Massachusetts Consumer Data Privacy Act. This is a really good bill! Call your house reps and tell them to advance it WITH a private right of action so you can sue Big Tech for data abuse fftf.link/madataprivacy

underrated asset of this app that there is no "kink at pride?" discourse because we are all 30 or 40 years old

Wow the booth really jinxed the Homers Only game huh