This face devoured corporations

Do not split

transbian is a debian based distro aimed especially for system administration

Hate it when trans people hate themselves. My sibling in debauchery, we are a gift to this earth and you simply must act like it

the american electoral system is basically 500,000 information-resistant people across a handful of states taking a guess and then going "haha! oops!" every two years. this process takes 18 months and costs four trillion dollars every time

"I DO NOT ABSOLVE YOU. WRITE YOUR OWN EMAILS." has been playing on loop in my head all day

FBI Warns Of ‘American Dream’ Scam theonion.com/fbi-war...

I tried removing naps from my daily routine, but turns out those were load-bearing naps.

I didn't realize how quickly being socially under-saturated can transform and overshoot into over-saturated. There's so many people I want to keep up with and chat for hours, but there's not enough hours anymore 🙃

In all seriousness, it *really* is starting to feel like an ideologically reversed Bolshevik October revolution

getting a canadian girlfriend so i can get winnipegged

How could Massachusetts possibly function without gender on ID in 1982!! /s

Metal Gear Solid, except the PMCs are Professional Management Consultants working at McKinsey or some shit, wearing cyber exoskeletons to make them better at spreadsheets or whatever.

Trans people need new state laws to clarify the malicious ambiguity from federal changes. Social Security and State Department halted gender changes and many red states went further. If you're in a blue state, you can change, but now there's inconsistency with feds.

Big Jesse Ventura energy saying “Why [give the flag back]? We won. That makes it our heritage” when Virginia asked for the confederate flag back that the MN 1st captured at Gettysburg.

The flipside of Minnesota Nice is an ice-cold, relentless vengeance that will abide for generations if necessary without hesitation or remorse

YOU GUYS.

#comic #comics

Absolutely incredible turn out at MN State Capitol! #HandsOff

Folks yelling “do something” at Klobuchar at the state capitol.

I just want our potential Canadian overlords to know that I really like poutine.

Monthly reminder that there's a Minneapolis & St. Paul feed you can get in on if you live in those cities. 🚨

getting hit by a bus because i think it's a big fuzzy cat with fucked up hands

curse my sapphic little heart

might fuck around and mod my eufi to display my hackersona on boot

I would cry if I got this as a present. It's so cute.

Y'all should log into ssa.gov and download a copy of what you've paid in over the years in case they delete it or something. I did. It only takes a minute

Bras are a prison and I plot my escape every day.

Just remember: we are all seeds.

I had my first queer love and I ended it 3 months ago and felt so hurt. Now I might be slowly falling again, and it’s so scary and exhilarating

Junior Engineers when they first look at a legacy code base: we should just rewrite all of this, it sucks

me to my sleep paralysis demon

“did u know when they make transmisogynist rules it hurts cis women too?” yeah lol welcome to womanhood

ill be a union steward on that ass

No matter your station in life, there is astoundingly little separating you from those men in that cage behind Kristi Noem. No charges, no attorneys, no hearings, no trial. Just conjecture and brute force could be enough to justify completely dehumanizing you, too.

we gotta start being meaner to people who refuse to do one second of research on things that can be factually verified, and just come online and lie. "if i recall correctly" you don't. i don't care if you had good intentions or meant well, you just lied. why are you lying

basically, i want to force femme dude-bro office towers to be cute, feminine condos

I will volunteer tons of hours to oppose the campaigns of anyone who supports "return-to-office" bullshit. You want a vibrant downtown? Convert offices to residences. That's how you do it. We have a rare opportunity to do this now. Anyone that doesn't see this is short-sighted.

Wow, Walz let the grocery store know about the return-to-office order before the fucking commissioners or union. Fuck this.

This is a very bad look, @governorwalz.mn.gov. Remote telework is still safer for employees and their families. It's better for the environment, reduces road infrastructure wear, and it opens career pathways for disabled, marginalized, and underrepresented people to work. mape.org/news/mape-an...

Just remember they made everyone miserable so Chipotle in St. Paul could get more foot traffic. What a working class party.

I will never stop anthropomorphising the computer. It would feel sad.

@amtrak.com Please make more stuffies and post more :]

Sucks to open a restaurant menu and there's 300 items on there. Just give me dry food or wet food like a cat

@amtrak.com make posts on bluesky you cowards. we demand trains.

In reality, I’ve had plans nearly every day the last couple weeks, was up very late, and my body wishes to rest. Self-care is import even when fomo 😅