I am back and more ungovernable than ever.

so many of you need to accept our lord and savior Sports into your life

the sentinel has been activated

FOR SALE: Baby Shoes shoes for baby toddler infant never worn brand new new moms clothing footwear newborn unused small child cute precious 100% cotton organic gum shoes baby

card text is a little too on-the-nose

found snoop dogg at the weed store in rural massachusetts

*newskie posts a banger* kid's got some moves. give 'em a reskeet, see what they can do

woke up with this weird new "x" app on my phone be careful of this new virus I uninstalled it to be safe gm have a blessed day 🙏

(Crouching down, placing one hand on some train tracks) ... hmm.. something big made these tracks .. (un-slinging rifle) something very big.. (train whistle echoing in distance)

You have encountered a shrine of posting power, your posts will be more powerful for the next minute.

[when i hear a loud car in a movie]: hell yeah! yes! it’s so fast!! [when i hear a loud car in real life]: please go die

everybody stop what you're doing and look at this cat thanks

how I look posting:

“It's like these men they-“ “Mm ice cream so good” “-don't know how to make themselves attra-“ “Yes yes yes” “Yes yes yes” “gang gang” “Mm ice cream so good” “attractive to women” “Gang gang” “Yes yes yes” “they’re building the” “Mm ice cream so good” “modern world aro-“

i think i saw a chupe of cabra

This mass grave has brought so many people together

damn did yall hear about this submarine thing

hey all! if you follow me on twitter, you know the drill. as more and more people join this platform, i think it would be valuable to gather some demographic info. please repost this if you are a total dipshit, and simply hit the like button if you're only kind of a dipshit. thanks!

the enrichment activities are all in disrepair, the tire swing is gone, no one's bringing my daily meat, where are my handlers i need my handlers NOW

cool mods are fun till they gotta do mod shit. the classic pitfall of the freshman dorm RA

she just killed the biggest house centipede I'm so proud of her.

I picked a hell of a week to touch grass

rufus says support the wga

Please share with any Vermonters you know who might be affected - from the Vermont Disaster Animal Response Team on Facebook:

As many of you may know, there is terrible flooding here in Vermont. Barre has been hard hit and the Kitty Korner Cafe there had to break a hole in their floor to divert water away from the cats. Everyone is safe, but they could use donations. https://www.kittykornercafe.com/donate

gm friends

uhhh... let me be sphere

If I can’t get this weed pen to work I’m going in the walk-in and dropping a full keg on my head

I’ve collected all the apps like pieces of the Triforce. I will never touch grass again

[midwest emo guitar riff] I'll be your driving crooner

new pfp just dropped

drop music recommendations below and I'll listen to it while I clean my apartment and give my honest feedback. any genre, drop your own stuff if you want, I just need new tunes.

i wish this site had more ads. i have no idea what to buy. today i went to target’s website and bought a picture frame and 400 mouse pads. i just panicked, i don’t know what else to say

posting hog (fat cat friday)

Mental illness is caused by elves that live in the walls. Everyone in the mental health field knows this, but they won’t tell you that because they don’t want to be replaced by exterminators.

A world in which Threads hoovers up Good/Marketable Vibes Twitter and BlueSky corners the market on Politics/Economics/Foreign Policy Twitter is not all that bad is all I'm saying here.

I say “sounds good” way too often for someone who rarely thinks anything sounds good.