hey USA sluts!! go tell the federal rail administration how much you like long-distance rail and want more of it!! (comments box alllll the way at the bottom)

mornin’ blueski ✨

Smart Extraordinary Radient Incredible Outstanding Unique Sexy (agreed)

That is some exquisite shrimping. As the official Olympic shrimping judge for the US, I give it a 9.8

Seriously adorable

need someone to remind me how stupid i am and call me dumb all the time and take me and make me theirs and use me and

A little preview for the Bluesky folks 🪢

watching your own porn to get off is self care

Oreo wants you to remember: shrimpin’ ain’t easy 🍤

i am a very serious person.

bruh I’m tired

i'm really more of a lexamateur than a lexapro, but i've been known to bawl from time to time

Girl who says "oh my goodness" after she cums

Just found out about a group that matches crafters with people whose loved ones passed and left behind unfinished projects so someone can finish them for the family, and I've never signed up to volunteer for something so fast??

I'm having a good night

Remember Cam and Perry, my long-neglected OCs from Best Man? Pepperidge Farm remembers. ~ www.patreon.com/SigmaX ~

srs bznz

i am a very serious person.

Clown gf/partner reporting for duty 🍭 With a little bit of a thigh Thursday treat ~

I need to follow more sex workers on bsky!!! Sound off in the replies if you're slingin porn so I can follow you pls! <3

"Dan Hangs Out", 2018. Dan and Hank are reunited! patreon.com/meesh

mood

i humbly present for your perverse consideration: Torso Thursday, or The Duality of Tum

can’t believe i forgot to do my shot AND didn’t post my wagon yesterday 😔😔

Sex isn't enough, I need to be stripped of my responsibilities

"I'm a girl" "Cool, what's in your pants?" “Phyrexian Obliterator {B} {B} {B} {B} 5/5 Creature - Horror Trample Whenever a source deals damage to Phyrexian Obliterator, that source's controller sacrifices that many permanents. "Behold blessed perfection." -Sheoldred, Whispering One

So many beautiful trans women and men on this fuckin app hnng

I told myself Bet, it doesn't matter if it's late, don't you dare skip Thighsday.

OMG this shirt, though

Oreo wants you to remember: shrimpin’ ain’t easy 🍤