final colonoscopy prep day ready for procedure tomorrow. i’m high risk and a little nervous. i won’t be around much. my birthday in a few days. you can help me just by sharing. i need you to see me when i’m not here, please, i beg you. help us please 🙏🫩😭

i think everyone should mind their own business about other people’s religion but also not tolerate flimsy pretexts for bigotry

gay people will say “i felt the spirit of fall’s pussy” instead of being like “this is some nice fall weather 🙂”

damn okay since I'm seeing stuff about this blackout: ✅ YES post your (LABELLED) NSFW artwork! ✅ YES share and support NSFW creators! ✅ YES submit your feedback and make your voice heard! ❌ NO don't go blackout! BSKY is banking on a lack of support for NSFW creators! ✅ YES be loud!

My husband (who grew up in Mississippi) is having me watch "O Brother, Where Art Thou?". I am full of homemade Chinese food and drunk off strawberry sake. I am experiencing so many foods and things for the first time while laughing and enjoying good company. I am glad to be alive & I love you freaks

I tried a Turkish delight for the first time and said, "What is happening in my mouth right now?" and my husband laughed at me

Made a dinner from Souped Up Recipes on YouTube and this shit is good as fuck (bad photo and I didn't make it as pretty as she did, but hell yeah it's yummy) ✨

Please please please help my friend! She has paylinks in her bio! 💕💸

ANGEL IS HOMELESS, PLEASE SPARE WHAT YOU CAN 💕💸

I have like 10 days left to make $116 so I can afford groceries help if you can, friends if I make $30 today I'll post booty, the one someone liked so much they bookmarked it (you can also order some spiritual guidance via me interpreting a couple Runes, check it out under 'commissions'

democrats going "we had to vote for Charlie Kirk because we were scared of violent threats!" is objectively very funny to anyone online, where you regularly receive death threats for things like liking the wrong kind of pizza, or being a woman

I keep forgetting its legal for me to post my commission work Here's a nonbinary person playing with a dog that i drew idk its a cute piece

Someone asked to see my haul the next time I went to the Asian market and we just got back. I had to buy a bunch of stuff because I'm trying to cook more and we're low on food lol, so lots of pics below ✨ Check alt text for details 💕 (Some items are from the last time we went) (1/3)

Everyone watch out the clown 🤡 is out on the town 🎪 #clown #clownmakeup #clownoutfit #bloomers #ass

personally if i made a website that found success off the backs of sex workers and porn artists i would not continually add new rules that say “that’s icky you guys are ickyyyyyy”

Mood

I actually deeply detest using censored language for issues relating to mental health and traumatic experiences While I appreciate the use of clever alliteration in the term "sewer slide" I find the fact that we can't have open conversations about these issues without censorship to be disgusting

Sharing this important message I sent to my sister with all of you

Don’t despair ladies! Actually, despair. Hard.

reminder that I’m anti-ai and you should be too

$670 / $1301 thank you to those who contributed so far ❤️ i am super grateful $631 needed as soon as possible 🙏🏽 pp: paypal.me/thelongestroad

Apparently, in the years before I developed a memory (I never developed a memory cuz trauma & dissociation lolz) I used to watch Spy Kids endlessly, so much so that my siblings were considering taking extreme actions against me Supposedly, I freaked out so bad at my uncle's house he bought it too

I'm on Discord dealin out exclusive content to my supporters like a drug deala n shit. *opens trench coat* "You wanna HIGH potion, nigga?" 🤣 #ebonyNSFW #tipjar #ebonytits

There's a part of me that just wants to be a dumb boy with a hot girlfriend

your failure to act now is why the future will suck more than it could have

A Congresswoman calls for everyone like me to be locked up. The world's richest man proposes I be subject to a Nazi medical experiment. I no longer flinch at the sight of the soldiers with assault rifles on my commute. A billboard for AI tells me "keep thinking." One cold brew with oat milk, please

The whole generation thing is just wildly ridiculous to me, like I cannot imagine caring what a 16 year old thinks about my jeans The other way too; teens and young adults shouldn't give a fuck what the olds think about their labubus or whatever the fuck they have going on I don't pay attention

💸💕🏳️‍⚧️ Angel is good people and the sole breadwinner for a group of loved ones. $75 is all they need for one night, we can do this right?

Half-way through the month and I still need 147 sign-ups to make rent and cover bills. You get literally 1000s of posts, over 900 recipes for £5 and more added every day. 16% off if you sign up annually! Please just give it a try. You improve my life and can cancel anytime.

I think the thing that gets me the most is that if everything were to magically pivot to the better tomorrow — I’m fairly confident we’d all shift back to status quo & every warning said by every black person would still fall on deaf ears. We’d be gaslit into being told none of this was a big deal.

Pros: I now have great titties Cons: none of my clothes fit now :( Going to have to raise funds so that I can go clothes shopping because I have like 3 outfits that fit still 😭 doesn't help I gained weight 0/600 Cash app: $MidbossMaybel Venmo: MayNoellee PayPal: [email protected]

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The rage this makes me feel cannot be described, and if I were to try to put words to the deeds I feel should be done to people like this the cruel gods of Bluesky would surely suspend my account while weak-willed bootlickers make excuses for people like him and demonize people like me

The first blowjob I gave was disastrous. I inflated him like a party balloon and he floated away. Days later they found his body all tangled up in some power lines.

"women and afabs": 2/10. makes trans women suspicious you are a terf like what do you really mean by women "women and nonbinary": 2/10. makes afab nonbinary people mad you are enbyphobic and think of them as women-lite "fags": 10/10. makes straight allies mad. who cares

I'm really concerned that white people are just not up to the task. A lot of y'all are well meaning but you're just not up to the task because you've never been systematically oppressed and you refuse to listen to people who have been

ONLY 8 MORE FOLLOWERS AND YALL GET MORE DELICIOUSNESS ASAPP HEHEHEHE

Age in bio or I start shooting.

chip in to help kait get food, see links in bio

I love how we as a society haven't decided whether to refer to people who subscribe to your Patreon as "Patreons" or "Patrons" This is beautiful to me I hope we never find out and/or agree

an influencer that can't even convince his childhood friends he isn't a nazi is essentially the worst influencer alive and also a nazi

I think more people need to have less opinions

Proud to announce that I’m going to be swimming 5K for the Endometriosis Foundation of America’s End Endo 5K! Endo is something that I, along with 1 in 10 people with a uterus, live with. To join me in supporting Endo research and advocacy, tap the link below! give.endofound.org/MaraWilson5k...

It is so unhinged that ICE murdered a man 3 days ago and nobody outside Chicago is talking about it Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

Biting your tongue in the exact same place where you had already previously bit your tongue is a cruel pain that not many on this Earth are strong enough to bear. For a split second you may consider wandering into the sea, your pain too specific and unique for anyone else to possibly comprehend.

south korea is reacting to its citizens being illegally detained and tortured the way i thought other countries would react to its citizens being illegally detained and tortured

actually can we maybe do like $30 so my partner n i can both get something