My husband is so white that he's never heard of FUBU or Rocawear. I'm rethinking all of society tbh, I thought this was common knowledge

I turned on Need for Speed Underground 2 and Lean Back started playing which reminded me of my youth and y'all needa know that I begged my parents for a bright yellow Rocawear tracksuit in elementary school and they actually got that shit for me and I loved it so much

Wait my Twitter account has a banger lemme just repost it

I am too bisexual for existence. When will it end 😭

I don’t care. I need to eat some pussy soon or I’m gonna lose hearing in my right eye.

Coffee so tasty Yum yum good coffee Tasty tasty sweet creamy coffeeee

I want Chinese food and an unreasonable amount of snack cakes I am no money

*feeds cats* Bun: I have actually found a new reason to be upset

What is the negative aspect of bread lines? A lot of life is spent standing in lines where you aren't given bread at the end so I'm kinda confused about how adding bread makes the line worse. What if we kept the bad thing but didn't add anything good to it? Who are you trying to fool? Give me bread.

its fully dark n we haven't had any help yet today...

One of the awkward things about having DID is trying to explain wtf you experience to other people. Anytime I have to directly address it with my therapist (who is literally the person who noticed my system) or my psychiatrist I feel so awkward I could die. But they are never shocked or weirded out.

would u let me ruin ur no-nut november? 🥵

Gotta get a tattoo soon or I WILL explode bt I also gotta pay rent and buy gas, and groceries so If anyones able to gift me funds my 30th birthday is this November 27 and I’d be sooo happy 🥺😇 $300 for Rent+$100 for groceries are priority but anything over will be for fun🫶🏾 ko-fi.com/maniacbitch/...

The solitaire app should be simple. It doesn't need fucking ranking. It doesn't need season passes. And it certainly doesn't fucking need sound effects!

A 34-year-old as a politician: My god he's like a baby. It's like they just elected an infant to be their mayor. A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.

Who up toodling their hoo

I have simply got to move to New York

No, my childhood trauma disorder was not invented by 15 year olds on tiktok. Why do you think that. What gave you that impression.

One of the awkward things about having DID is trying to explain wtf you experience to other people. Anytime I have to directly address it with my therapist (who is literally the person who noticed my system) or my psychiatrist I feel so awkward I could die. But they are never shocked or weirded out.

I need donations literally everyday, I'm not kidding. This month my crowdfund is a larger amount and seriously. I live with 2 other people and a senior cat, HELP me nigga. 😭 #BlackDisabilitySky #signalboost #Blackcrowdfunding

I actually have hardly met any Jewish people in my life and for the majority of my existence have been wildly ignorant to antisemitism. All the Jewish people joking around on my post really has me thinking like, "This is what you hate? Nice people making a silly? Yummy food? Jacob Two-Two???"

Shout out to all the Jewish people for not just creating gay sex but making me have it. You didn't have to do that for me but you did and I'm so grateful

Jews made ME gay. Thanks Jews. Shoutout to Jews.

$25/75

Wishing all Islamophobes a very black mold issue 😌🖤

Leaving the thumbnail out because apparently Black shoulders are inherently fuckin sexual. throne.com/qatapult

link to block and report this creep: bsky.app/profile/ilov...

Bluesky rn

I am imploring you to please

After years and some screen cracks, I'm getting a new phone! I got a good deal on it but it's still not cheap, especially with the case, screen protector, and charging block. If you'd like to help me cover the costs of any of these things in exchange for content or my attention, please reach out!

banger cover & i hope you lucky mfs in NYC get a physical copy to frame as art

the men with no lips are shady as fuck

I'm being told this may take another month to resolve. If we can reach my final goal I would be forever grateful. Thank you all so much for everything 🖤

tboy swag is a real phenomenon produced by embracing healthy masculinity and injecting testosterone to make yourself more confident However, it can be achieved other ways such as through ritual sacrifice

"I don't need to write it down, I'll remember it" And other lies I tell myself

It's okay to crash out. I'll still love you. I crash out all the time. I am also very annoying and extremely weird.

My gamecube thinks it's 2069 and I don't know if I have the heart to tell it it's wrong

I love the idea that people who are progressive will somehow become more conservative as we get older. You can't close Pandora's Box, Jeff. Once your eyes have been opened to the reality of injustice you don't suddenly start caring about profit over people again. You will only make me more radical.

Garfield says: mutual aid saves lives! ❤ pls repost & contribute if ur able

good morning lesbians

tboy swag is a real phenomenon produced by embracing healthy masculinity and injecting testosterone to make yourself more confident However, it can be achieved other ways such as through ritual sacrifice

glasses or no glasses? 👓 #nsfw #femboy #emo #alternative #nonbinary #trans

Guys it’s easy to say Dick Cheney should’ve been prosecuted for war crimes. But you’re forgetting one thing. If we start prosecuting people for war crimes, people in the future might get scared about doing war crimes and hesitate before committing war crimes!

If you guys can’t tell, I love accents of all kind.

Y'all be tryna convince me that people are sexy and it just be "average white person". You gon have to try harder than that, I am not swayed by these weak arguments

I am once again imploring you to listen to The Warning

THE SOLITAIRE APP HAS HAD SOUND EFFECTS THIS ENTIRE TIME?!?! WHAT IS GOING ON. I DON'T LIKE THIS. I DON'T FEEL SAFE.