Imagine being French. Just imagine it.

I am almost 30 and I still don't really know how Christmas works. There's an eve. People do somethin with that. OH SHIT, IT'S ALMOST A NEW YEAR. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

I am walking into the online and seducing your bluesky mutual and now we are dating and it's kinda gay

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I'm too high to think of anything clever, so I'm just gonna admit that it's Meadow ~

I think part of why I struggle to connect with people on social media is due to my own rigid thinking. But ever since I got swept up in online nonsense it's difficult for me to not feel naive. I think it's strange how we grow to treat and view strangers. But just messaging a homie kinda breaks that.

I've been talking more with people I've known on here since the beginning and it's been really nice. I only made a twitter to follow youtubers that I liked. I never found community or made friends there. I miss the early days of this place but I understand why it didn't last.

I'd let the Bloodborne ost hit

ENTER: BOMBARDIER BEETLE.

once bugs learn about making bombs it's over for society

Whomst among us doesn't giggle a little bit at their own jokes

🌱🌷🌱🌷🌱🌷🌱🌷

I AM BEING SERIOUS

I lived in DFW for so long that area specific commercial jingles are still stuck in my head

If I was dating someone famous it would be Hozier. I'm pretty sure he gets me. Pretty sure.

I'm gonna do substances and then make everyone guess who I'm dating and only 3-10 of you will even know who it is

Some ridiculously hot queer with long dark curly hair liked me on an app and GIRL I am high and GIGGLING. I saw the notification and was like, "nah, that's fake."

I AM BEING SERIOUS

If any of my SWer/horny friends wanna lmk how they train their vag to take bigger toys/dicks then feel free to pls lmk, product recs welcome

Substances are kicking in. Maybe I'm feeling chatty

It's very important to me that I get railed tonight ✨

the only people who should call me "babygirl" are people significantly older than me that I want to fuck me into the mattress until I can't move 🖤🖤🖤

Okay, fine I'll just tell you but you have to ask

I'm gonna do substances and then make everyone guess who I'm dating and only 3-10 of you will even know who it is

I am walking into the online and seducing your bluesky mutual and now we are dating and it's kinda gay

*whispers to self* Calm down. We don't post overtly spicy things on the internet. 🌶️ self: 👁️👄👁️ ...or is that exactly what we must do? The skyline is too mild. The spice must flow.

My spouse painted this, based on a photo of me

This milkshake is so thick that it feels like I’m trying to sip a brick through a straw..

Me in the past: idk, I just think I prefer smaller dicks *sees* Me in the now: ... I'm gonna need to practice with bigger toys...

Me: heh, no more long distance relationships for me Later me: heh, no relationships at all right now Current me: *partner in the UK*

sexual violence survivors have been telling us for decades that we aren’t prepared for the real scope of how widespread the issue is and how much gets covered up. they were right. i always believed them but seeing how overtly so many institutions are moving to protect pedophiles still rattles me

CAN I INTEREST YOU IN A HUMBLE AND INVIGORATING CONVERSATION ABOUT ONE OF THE MOST CRUCIAL TOPICS OF OUR TIME?! VIDEO GAME OSTs?!

CAN I INTEREST YOU IN A HUMBLE AND INVIGORATING CONVERSATION ABOUT ONE OF THE MOST CRUCIAL TOPICS OF OUR TIME?! VIDEO GAME OSTs?!

Choked! Without consent

the only people who should call me "babygirl" are people significantly older than me that I want to fuck me into the mattress until I can't move 🖤🖤🖤

It's very important to me that I get railed tonight ✨

GODKIN ♾️ #nsfw ✨ #realnsfw ✨ #curves ✨ #worshipkink

Almost time for the second half of my date!!!

I ate an edible, fell asleep, and woke up ridiculously horny. The second half of this date should be interesting

I meant this btw. I used to always carry extra until I stopped bringing bags with me everywhere, but whenever I bring a bag I pack pads/tampons. Being caught off guard and not having at least a pad is humiliating and stressful and you can help people by just carrying one or leaving them in bathrooms

First half of the date was successful 😌 I did some Christmas shopping with him and then he got us some food. He had to take me back home for now but he wants to pick me back up later after his partner goes to work I am a master at being dated. Quick kiss goodbye. I am so good at this.

I am so doing such a good job. I am so normal and getting dated so hard.

Took one cuz baby I am FREAKING OUT

I don't know why I had a bottle of propranolol in this bag of condoms??? But like, mood. Vibe. Real.

OH NO, HE'S ONLY DROPPING HER OFF. I MUST GET READY

I told him to go ahead and take his gf to her doctor's appointment because I know all too well how that is, but now it's almost appointment time and I have no idea how long it's gonna take

Carrying emergency menstrual supplies is community care

I'm just gonna grab the entire bag of like 50 condoms that I got from the clinic and shove it in my bag. I am good at dates.

I forgot that this guy is short. He's only as tall as me lmaooo I haven't dated anyone my height since middle school. We're gonna be so smol together lmao

I think I'm gonna bring my mini-backpack and fill it with emergency things, such as: - emergency drugs - other stuff I haven't thought of yet - OH! I can bring condoms just in case he uses those, I am so smart