Mentally where I’m at

I was literally today years old when I found out that The Wiggles had taken the piss of the incident when Suarez bit Chiellini (Apparently Suarez...is, by all appearances, "Voted Most Likely To Need A Muzzle In A Tournament Game To Avoid A Red Card" based on the number of biting incidents)

Leopards were always eating people faces, that’s where the turn of phrase came from

This is probably the last Spring I will see this weeping cherry tree bloom in my yard.

I am YELLING

when it's officially Big Ball Chunky Time

We're close

Sorry to see that Ipswich Town's EDI policy is just window dressing.

This was my favorite Christopher Columbus statue

This is diabolically addictive. Jif peanut butter and chocolate will be the end of me.

I see this fish every day at work and it cracks me up every time. It never gets old.

#hourly #wah https://api.tinyfox.dev/hourly/wahs/photo_358@18-11-2018_04-16-17.jpg

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#CCCFever reaches peak bloom tonight. One half down... seven to go

Harris accused Altman of being the “Goebbels of the Trump administration.” But on Tuesday, Harris said by email: “It was late and I had a few too many martinis so I misspoke when I said Goebbels… I should’ve said Friedrich Flick.”

t’s #StPatricksDay 🍀, but also the celebration of St. Gertrude of Nivelles! She’s known as the patron saint of cats, shown as extending kindness to those in greatest need, especially the vulnerable (from travelers far from home, to widows and the poor). At Soft Side, that’s what drives us… 1/2

My engagement ring under black light.

Our day has come! Happy St Getrude's Day, patron saint of cats. The OG cat lady. So, hug a cat, boop a nose, scratch a belly, treat them extra and celebrate your furry little sidekicks.... 😺🤗

Happy St. Patrick's Day….always remember the Mobile, Alabama leprechaun 🤣

Storybook Land Philadelphia Zoo Franklin Institute Academy of Natural Science

Best Dressed at the Oscar's goes to - WILD TURKEY!

Yesterday was the #IdesOfMarch. I hope you bewore it. In honor of the day's most famous stabee, you might want to know that Julius Caesar once purchased 6,000 eels to feed to his guests at a victory feast. It was an eelaborate party.

Ewan McGregor. Good goddamn .

Don't forget, dogs and cats aren't the only animals who want love and connection. 💕

Ageless talent.

Union vs Atlanta this afternoon. As is tradition, a salute to Sherman. Drop you best Sherman memes below. #doop #union

"So I said, 'that's no mollusk, that's my wife!'" 🦑📷Timothy Storer (www.inaturalist.ca/observations...)

no better music for fuckin' than Figrin D'an and The Modal Nodes

THIS 👏 IS 👏 NOT 👏 A 👏 DATING 👏 SITE 👏

Because I had to see it, so do yall. She can go to hell.

Inside of us, there are three wolves

Do you know that the nation’s largest trash incinerator lives just south of Philadelphia in Chester? And that polluted air does not know the boundaries of city limits?

Heheheeh oh yes a reason to watch again.

Heheheeh oh yes a reason to watch again.

Union fans 🤝 Flyers fans Sports misery

Illustration by Winsor McCay, who you may know because of his amazing comic strip 'Little Nemo'. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Winsor_... Via mr. Gandour who posted it in the Golden Age of Illustration Archive Facebook group.

Alaric is the best flu buddy. He's rarely left my side.

everyone in the box

I swear, 90% of the photos of gloomy octopuses (Octopus tetricus) are just them doing this pose. 🐙📷Emily Sonter (inaturalist.ca/observations...)

No Cooper, patients do NOT want AI in our ass.

Trombone Shorty, meet Trombone Beardy

Royal Family Quietly Removes Prince Andrew’s Line Of Salad Dressings From U.K. Grocery Stores https://theonion.com/royal-family-quietly-removes-prince-andrews-line-of-salad-dressings-from-u-k-grocery-stores/

And by a distant moon I saw Ten thousand raiders, maybe more

305 Day - our slogan is ‘Civic Pride Through Biodiversity’ and today we celebrate Miami, an incomparable city harboring manatees and other marine megafauna in its midst. Don’t take it for granted! Today we were graced by this absolute unit of a manatee!! 🤩〰️🐮〰️🌇 #305day #coralcitycamera