“Hey kids, did you ever hear about my good buddy Jeffrey Epstein? Want to see the birthday card I made him?”

Imagine me showing up in the 90s and saying I have this product that causes mass misinformation, psychosis, workforce skill loss, medical misdiagnoses, ruins education, breaks copyright, causes mass unemployment, wrecks the environment, hogs drinking water and requires lots of electricity to do it.

Hasn’t whined about needing a ballroom to feel safe

This photo should be on the front page of every single newspaper in America today.

If not for Trump, what's the emoluments clause for? What's impeachment for? What's the 25th Amendment for? What's section 3 of the 14th Amendment for? What are checks and balances for? The baddies are cherrypicking the Constitution the same way they do the bible: for their own benefit.

Dumbo picked a fight with someone who has a much larger cult following, and who he can't bully with tariffs, sanctions, or boycotts.

Jim Jordan is commenting on Eric Swalwell's sexual misconduct allegations. Jordan was assistant wrestling coach at Ohio State while team doctor Richard Strauss sexually abused at least 177 athletes. Multiple wrestlers testified under oath they told Jordan. He did nothing. He was never charged.

OMG... I feel like that could be it... he’s such a f****** dimwit

I wonder who in the administration took long positions on oil futures e-minis this time.

Putin’s allies !

So Americans and the rest of the world are still trapped in a room with a rabid monkey that has a machine gun? The monkey has stopped shooting at the moment but we are still trapped 🤷🏻‍♀️🤪

Just wanted to remind folks, especially the GOP and the FDD, that Barack Obama’s 2015 nuclear deal didn’t give Iran control of the Strait of Hormuz or allow it to keep 60% enriched uranium. It sent $1.7 billion to Iran versus the tens of billions Iran will now make from tolls. 🤷🏽‍♂️

Dan Quaye spelled potato incorrectly, and everyone was like, "this dude's too stupid for office." Trump thinks that people claiming asylum are from literally insane asylum, and and GOP voters are...

23 people could stop this genocidal war criminal. That’s it. 23. 20 Republican senators and 3 republican reps in the house and he’d be out of politics forever. But they won’t. They’re addicted to power. A drug so strong they’d rather see a civilization die than give it up.

i’m so old i remember when obama called out SCOTUS for citizens united during a SOTU, predicting this would happen, and alito shook his head and said “that’s not true”

As war crimes are committed every single day, a reminder that the Benghazi investigation went on for over two years and over 80 hours of testimony, at a cost of over $10 million.

I don't care what Kristi Noem and her husband are doing in their private lives. It's none of my business what consenting adults do in private. But I do find it very strange that these people believe the private lives of the rest of us are their business while they're doing this.

“Bucha survived 33 days of russian occupation, terror, torture — 33 days of total evil. 600 murdered Ukrainian men and women. Russia called it staged. Russia always does this. Actually, all evil acts this way.” President Zelenskyy addressed the European leaders at the Bucha Summit.

Who knew Epstein as well and as long as Donald Trump knew Epstein? Melania. Release the files. Keep talking about the Epstein files.

The U.S. just lifted sanctions on Russian cargo ships and multiple high-profile narcotics figures. Dozens of names were removed from the Specially Designated Nationals list—including vessels tied to major Russian leasing operations and individuals linked to Mexican and Colombian drug networks.

reading a book about iran. apparently the gov there is run by a Supreme Leader who has conducted mass deportations, sent forces into cities, uses state licenses to control media, labeled protestors "enemies," slapped tariffs on industries, and is supported by religious extremists. didn't know this.

Celebrating the 250th anniversary of the United States with the dumbest, most corrupt president ever in power is a bit like celebrating a wedding anniversary after your spouse murdered all your children and drained your bank accounts.

Republicans could literally fund TSA, FEMA, and the Coast Guard right now. But once again, they’re choosing Donald Trump over the American people. Absolutely shameful.

Rep. Ted Lieu on the House floor said,“Trump raped minors. And it’s all on tape.” Is there a reason why nobody sued him? They went after 6 lawmakers for telling military to reject illegal orders. But nothing on this? Not even on Fox?

There was ONE ATC in the tower at LGA during last night's crash. ONE ATC, at LGA!, dealing w ALL air and ground traffic, including a plane filling w a strange smell and no gate to return to. The Pentagon wants $200B for a vanity war, but our ATC towers are empty. Budgets are moral documents.

Usually in war, the enemy of my enemy is my friend. In Trump’s war against Iran, however, the friend of my enemy is my friend! So strange. So antithetical to American national interests. michaelmcfaul.substack.com/p/putin-is-h...

TACO: imma destroy your oil fields! Iran: ok, we’ll destroy everyone’s oil fields TACO: 😭

Your daily reminder that we could end this madness tomorrow peacefully and constitutionally. All it would take is a handful of Republican votes in Congress.

Chris Murphy: "This is nonsensical. This is what happens when you put real estate developers and talk show hosts in charge of American national security."

Oh. So they want Obama’s nuclear deal minus Obama’s signature. Got it.

If you still believe Russia Russia Russia was a hoax, you are an idiot. Trump said this week it was OK for Putin to give Iran locations to kill our military because we help Ukraine. If that doesn't convince you, he is up putins ass nothing will. RIP Mr Muller.

Mueller fucked up by not compelling Trump to testify in the Russia investigation. Barr fucked Mueller by keeping the report secret and letting Trump off the hook. The media fucked Mueller by buying Trump's exoneration spin. Dems fucked Mueller by not finishing the job in 2021. So we're fucked.

Peter Thiel claims to be a libertarian who despises government overreach, yet he is building his fortune by selling mass surveillance technology to the state. Warning against dystopian control while creating the means for it makes him a profoundly dangerous hypocrite

Motorists have experienced petrol shortages before. The difference is now shortages remind us cheaper alternatives were delayed by fossil fuel companies and their Coalition puppets.

Some in Congress needs to put forward a Bill that says family members of the President, Oligarchs, Senate and Congress must be drafted first and no exemptions given

well at least trans kids arent allowed to play sports with their friends anymore. or at least i dont think they are, if im being honest i havent checked and it never really impacted me in any way so theres really no way for me to know but at least the vibe is there. thank you president trump

No one had to die. We had stopped Iran’s program with our allies with a deal in 2014 that blocked all of Iran’s pathways to a bomb and prevented a war. Trump tore it up in 2018, promising a bigger, better deal. He failed. This carnage is the result.

Last month the NYT said AOC "struggled" to give an answer on Taiwan and quoted her with "uhs" and "ums" to make her look stupid Yesterday talking about Hormuz Trump claimed he's heard from "numerous countries" and said "uh" four times. The NYT deleted the "uhs" and paraphrased him to look smarter:

Officials are normally presented with ceremonial swords or paintings or whatever. But these guys are so fucking stupid that foreign intelligence agencies can literally give them an "Honorary Electronic Communications Device for a Very Special Boi" and they fall for it every time.

There will not be a lawsuit for defamation!!!

Do You? Retweet if You Do...spread the word Mr President @Zelenskyy Youre Great🇺🇦💯❣️

I don’t think unconditional surrender is imminent.

I'm STILL livid about this. Anyone with a heart should be. That's a fucking war crime.

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