The Nationals will confirm Barnaby has left, the moment they change the locks. #auspol

Pauline Hanson has several nation-wide platforms for speeches, publicity stunts and interviews. When she complains her opinions are being ’shut down’ she shows the victim mentality of a personality disorder. #auspol

Pauline Hanson already missed a sitting week this month visiting Donald Trump's garish resort. Her recent stunt gets her another week off, and more publicity for the redneck vote. She’s the happiest bogan in the village.

Democracy normally works better with a competent opposition. However, the Coalition has completely abandoned its values of small government, individual responsibility, and reward for effort in favour of racism, cultural wars and climate denial. Our democracy is better without them.

Pauline Hanson's contribution to public life is to give disgruntled rednecks someone to blame for the unhappiness caused by their pre-existing ignorance.

I want a state funeral for Rupert Murdoch. And what do you want for Christmas?

Dear journalists. The new Vic opposition leader owes her position to RW cookers in her party room. So she can't answer direct questions on gender affirming care. Given the QLD govt just banned access to GAC it's a serious question. You know, do your job.

The Victorian Liberals new leader is rookie MP Jess Wilson, who brings all the charisma of elevator music in a funeral home.

The perpetually divided rabble of racists, cookers, and transphobes, known as the Victorian Opposition, has another new leader.

Have to love the irony. A Nazi working here on a visa kicked out of the country. www.abc.net.au/news/2025-11...

If Sussan Ley is toast, the Victorian opposition leader is burnt like The Ashes. #libspill

Posh Brighton residents oppose new housing. They think it will be like when the Blues Brothers crashed the expensive restaurant.

Oh dear. What's the Russian word for defenestration? www.abc.net.au/news/2025-11...

Improved access to healthcare requires democracy and social inclusion, not robot surgeons.

Another favourite memory of the Liberal Party (1944 – 2025). Malcolm Fraser losing his pants in a Memphis hotel in 1986. Missing the Libs already.

Liberal Party of Australia. 1944 - 2025.

Trump orders Epstein investigation into everybody that's not him.

Feeling a bit nostalgic. I give some points to Howard for gun control, and to Fraser on refugees. But I think Sonia McMahon’s dress at the White House is the stand out memory. What will you miss most about the Liberal Party?

Australia needs to be less afraid of people seeking asylum, and more afraid of the foreigners wanting to dig up our resources for free.

I won’t miss the Liberal Party. It was always odd having a conservative party called a liberal party, especially for international observers. It’s for the best that they self-implode and pass into history.

Just as well Kevin Andrews isn’t here to see the Liberals voluntarily dying. He must be turning over.

Every time the Coalition criticises renewables they insult the 43% of Australian households with solar panels.

Quick. Put the Sheilas out front so we look inclusive.

Lucky Trump wasn’t injured during a failed colonoscopy.

Next level idiot.

I’ve been told not to say ‘Prostitute.’ Okay. Graham Richardson was a political sex-worker.

A narcissist’s ego is arrogant on the outside, but deeply insecure inside. See Trump playing ‘catch-up’ with Putin.

The empathy of a narcissist.

Trump is about to discover the worst political death is not in being disbelieved, but being ignored completely.

What is the National Party's end game? Splitting the Coalition and making the Liberals unelectable in the cities. It can't all just be for a few bob from Gina?

Tim Wilson, who won Goldstein by 175 votes, doesn’t think he should have to work on Cup Day.

Footloose vs Screw loose.

The Nationals have sold out Australian farmers for 30 pieces of Gina's silver.

A joy diversion for Labor. A blue Monday for the Coalition.

Planets come and go. As long a Gina makes a few more bob, let’s ditch Net Zero.

Your reminder: Before the royals expelled Andrew, the strategy was digging for dirt on his accuser. - Classic DARVO abuse.

They took away Andrew’s ‘style’. I didn't know he had any.

JD Vance wants his wife to convert from weird Hinduism, to the much more sensible religion of drinking the blood and eating the flesh of a 2000 year old dead Jewish guy every Sunday.

There are still those who support Andrew and condemn Harry. The real Halloween monsters.

Can I wear my UNICEF t-shirt, or is it antisemitic?

The only pleasing thing about the Trump-Albanese bromance is RWNJs are now privately eating their own livers out.

Dear QLD. I know the LNP has lost support, but decisions like this still make you look like a nasty bogan backwater. www.abc.net.au/news/2025-10...

Trump hits Canada with a further 10% tariff because of an ad he didn’t like, proving all narcissists have a glass jaw.

Trump's healthcare.

Did you study ‘Moby Dick’? Captain Ahab was consumed with misguided vengeance, with callous indifference to the collateral damage to others. His self-destructive ego couldn’t let it go, bringing ruin to all: I don't know what made me think of that. www.thesaturdaypaper.com.au/news/law-cri...

I honestly don’t know how this fool dresses himself each morning.

#NewsCorpse’s Andrew Clennell tried hard to provoke a Trump–Rudd stoush for the cameras: Like shouting fire in a theatre to get a scoop on the stampede. Fail.

The more things change, the more they stay the same.

Dear Vic Police. Nobody throws a rock because they’re ‘left wing’. They do it because they're an antisocial arsehole, which cuts across left vs right.

A true statesman governs for all. A true narcissist dumps on his critics.