The only way to win is by lumping and the only way to lump is by prongling.

I've had constant throbbing muscle tension in my jaw for weeks and I think I've FINALLY found the pressure point to relieve it. There's a spot at the base of my skull that feels like poking a bruise but it relaxes my jaw immediately

If your Klein be Naomi, then listen, homie; But if your Klein be Ezra, disregard what he sezra

Once again, the moderate position is for ICE to be abolished and Border Patrol to be gutted, and massive civil rights prosecutions leading to prison time. Anybody running on anything less is kicking the can down the road.

This was always the funniest conspiracy theory to me — that there are MRI machine-like devices that can cure all known illnesses in seconds, but the government has been hiding them — and Trump just posted an AI generated video of himself announcing they're real. We're cooked!

Im torn between three wedding dresses to buy this is like Sophie's Choice but worse

Man looks like someone dressed up their band’s bassist who knows way too much about Thailand

Every now and then ill go into a bar and discover a sport that I never knew existed that is huge in its country or origin. Today is Australian Football which is played on a round field and has no rules. Previously its been hurling and a kind of indoor handball that only exists in india

90 seconds to midnight. The "Golden Dome" is a first-strike weapon. Canada's war spending is skyrocketing. On UN Day for Total Elimination of Nuclear Weapons, we must act. Ratify the nuke ban treaty and get out of NATO! 🔗 communist-party.ca/communist-pa...

ACAB includes alt-text scolds.

if you hammer on the buzzer at chest level in jeopardy ken jennings should be allowed to hit you

It’s soup season! #art

Playing Assassins Creed Valhalla and it's wild how much better it feels than Odyssey. Everything has more weight to it, the combat is more interesting, the collectables are less dense and more creative, there's actual parkour, there's vibe...

John Rustad:

The BC Conservatives kicked out the "Too Racist for the Tories'", and now a "Not Racist Enough for the Tories". Rustad has a vision for exactly how racist is the right amount of racist for the Tories.

With reservation, the Communist Party welcomes the announcement of the recognition of the State of Palestine by Canada. This is the recognition of a state without guaranteeing its right to self-determination. Full statement 🔗 communist-party.ca/for-genuine-... #Cdnpoli #canlab

I'm really excited for everyone to hear the new music project I'm working on 👩‍🎤

It's orb pondering hour

With each day, this tweet becomes more prescient.

If it was Fully Completely I'd go Hip but with these two I have to go Alanis

tfw I tell my fiance about a new 40 year old power metal band I listened to the entire discography of while she was at work

Was I right or was I right?

Happy new Blowback season day to all who celebrate

what movie do you consider “perfect”?

Ezra Klein 🤝 Neera Tanden Despite the overwhelming popularity of abortion rights in all states, we should surrender instead

the mayor announced a new way to bribe him and he would like some bribes now. "send me bribes," the mayor said, while revealing his t-shirt which read "I ❤️ bribery"

Its humbling to know that despite having a full and somewhat interesting life i haven't had any experience interesting enough to put on a shirt for an episode of Crowd Control

My dad introduced me to the Smiths off of an old mixtape he made of them in his Plymouth minivan

A message to Vince Gasparro, who has banned us from Canada, and our many fans there. 👇

Yall should write physical letters to ABC cause it makes em shit their pants

New Old Nick video the only good black metal artist youtu.be/XXHpcmZh9G0

I often thinking about publicly cataloguing the worst architecture in Vancouver because hooboy there's some ugly buildings here

The Global news layoffs of 45 workers in B.C. and Alberta, including 26 journalists, speak to dwindling confidence that online content and advertising might save mass media and large-scale journalism, writes @tyolsen.bsky.social. 📰 #CdnMedia

The Kimmel thing, the creep of AI, the fascist stranglehold of everything that makes living good... I'll keep saying it, you need to consume culture consciously. Don't be a passive member of the mass media ecosystem. If you don't know where it comes from, don't eat it.

Jesus Christ.

Remember when like a handful of celebrities got canceled for sex crimes after prolonged high profile backlash, and in like two days we've seen dozens of people lose their jobs for tepid observations about a dead white nationalist podcaster?

"Black Simon cant hurt you" Black simon:

Not many people know this but racism, homophobia, and fatfobia were solved in Canada in 2000 thanks to this song youtu.be/2toHkeylFtk?...

Yo can I get a hare hare krishna krishna hare rama hare rama in the chat

Trump right now

Louis Wain

Choose ur fighter ⭐️🐥

I'm starting to think this guy Dog Day Afternooned Charlie Kirk

Another day working at the liberal-scratching factory. But would you believe this? They sent me another batch of fascists. I couldn’t tell until there was blood everywhere. Management needs to get their shit together.

i will die for this tiefling, I don't know anything about them, but I will die for them because LOOK AT THEM!!!

Yeah no I feel like if your parents named you after a power-hungry evil wizard who hated everyone around him and tried to usurp the position of the evil queen of the dark pantheon and you didn’t change it as an adult I don’t entirely trust you as a primary care physician lol

Dragons of Truth by Jeff Easley (1986) #Dragonlance #dndart

Can we go one sitting without the House of Commons standing and applauding a Nazi

"the mounties always get their man!" rhi: