The enhanced games were always going to be a disappointment, and I'm surprised how many people wanted to associate with it:

As I said, the link between Everyone Is 12 Theory and Everything Is Gender Theory is that it is traditionally Mom's job to make sure that Bedtime is enforced

Sleeping daintily like she didn’t just shit all over the floor twice + on my leg today

Regretfully: do we go with “wussy” or “watussy” or perhaps “h2ussy”

BLOGGER WHO HAS NEVER HELD A REAL JOB: you bitches sound just like human reources

🫡

Kids are cool

just throwing this out there

Type of shit the kid texts you while you’re in an important meeting

Wife has taken her customary baguette tithe

just realized that for the 14 years I've been blogging, I've been using a "share link generator" tool which is perfectly lovely for what it is, but is essentially just interpellating a link into another string, meaning I could replace it with two columns in a spreadsheet in about 5 minutes

🎥 New video! 💪 Is the heat actually worse in the UK, or are we all just complaining? youtu.be/rjz6j7yQYAk

he’s sort of a generational poster though

This is still an all timer from her tbh

microblogging was invented so that tech workers would have something to do in that awkward period between two closely scheduled meetings

oh sweet. horrors beyond my comprehension

imagining a "take a straight boyfried, leave a straight boyfriend" jar at the entrance to Pride

happy yama month evberyone

kid went to go see the backrooms because they thought "it wouldn't be the kind with Entities" oh buddy

🎥 New video! 💪 Is heat actually worse in the UK? youtu.be/rjz6j7yQYAk

I put myself on a severe weight loss diet ,(20kg in under a year) my farts would empty the wharehouse I worked at

Might be a two nap kind of day

Car brain is a thing but I've never seen a case so terminal

You used to be able to google the time of the sunset, and Google would give you the exact time right on top every single time. Thankfully, with artificial intelligence, you can now ask Google what time the sun will set and it will conveniently tell you "I don't know."

Reminder that this is what I look like if you even care

Given nasal steroids to help with my allergies, sorry I’m no longer natty. Also they taste like ass and the taste sticks in your throat for a while so occasionally you get a bit of postnasal drip and get flash banged by the taste.

new boards of canada, dawg

ejaculate (come)

oh kay!

new Worst Shit Ever Made just dropped

Read 'em and weep

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white people love to be named "bum farto"

losing my mind to discover that apparently there's a german analogue for D&D which has been going on since the 80's and clears D&D in germany, and I don't actually know enough about what's different to make any distinction except the wikipedia page lists like 20 human races

God I love it so much, this makes my heart feel full, if it’s AI I’ll throw myself from a bridge

look at him. he doesn't even have any money

No need. I play old school RuneScape

🎥 New video! 💪 I've never intentionally deloaded as far back as I can remember. youtu.be/mgrKyR9Bpx8

Sat down on the train behind a man who spent 35min just scrolling through YouTube thumbnails/headlines without watching anything

Fallout 1 has aura man. Insane quality difference from the Bethesda games

what are you talking about

Is this good?