I can’t believe this isn’t the Onion.

SUPER important WNBA update:

After the last couple disputes where YTTV just automatically gave everyone this credit, I believe they have rightly deduced that many folks are just too lazy to click a couple things and this will save them a bunch of money on these credits.

Gotta say not the best day to learn your best friends husband needs chemo

Fleetwood Mac USC in their win In the late 70s vs Northwestern 🤝 Cheating

Anyway a great way to radicalize people is for them to realize that you just abandoned their chance at being able to access and afford health care because you didn’t like waiting in line at the airport.

jags shouldda tried the 80 yd field goal

Diego Pavia has as many career wins over Auburn as South Carolina does

Midcoast V Day food tour turns to the local brewery giving vets a free beer. Can’t believe it’s also dark out at 4:30 tho the wood vibes are immaculate

that catch was so good joel klatt and gus became one

Apparently I need to do a wayyyyy better job knowing the midcoast Maine evangelical churches. was eating dry pulled pork at their Veterans Day lunch, next thing I know, getting testimony from one of Trumps deputy of policy and receiving black rifle coffee.

shouts to the various organizations of maine putting on so many free veterans day dinners/lunches today so me and the dude will spend our time with good free food instead of thinking about the lsu tigers and their coaching search/playing bama

Not related to the Garfield thing, but if you're on the fence about Death by Lightning, it's in the small but solid genre of TV known as "Nick Offerman drunk while wearing ill-fitting hats"

There's going to be a crowded race for this seat, obviously, but one name we can't overlook: Cincinnati head football coach Scott Satterfield, who's reportedly interested in a move to the political arena

Have now reached 'threw my back out from bending over to pick up the hot sauce bottle out of the fridge" years old

appreciate the ladies of #rhoslc keeping spooky szn going in november with a zombie night party that was obviously meant to air last week

Red Panda is back and better than ever

me pledging my life to the Chinese uncstronauts

One more election til Susan Collin’s is out of my life

One more election til Susan Collin’s is out of my life

While it’s important to remember Dick Cheney is a war criminal, he also gave a sweetheart deal to Halliburton subsidiary kbr to run of/per base ops with the least regulation possible leading to burn pits and millions of solfiers, contractors and Iraqis who can’t breathe. Fuck that man to hell.

Dick Cheney is dead. It’s time to pop some bottles. Today is a day of celebration. 🍾🍾🍾🍾🍾

the black + mexican alliance stays strong in texas [texas southern band plays a selena song]

this is the hugh freeze flight tracker

Nothing like returning home and seeing Miami in overtime and wondering what Cristobal time management situations led us here

vandy no

if unc loses to the freshman lacrosse player walkon qb tonight, does belichick take back lombardi's fake super bowl rings

🎃 a halloween thread of 2000s songs that are total halloween anthem 👻

does nicole know there are other ways to defend yourself on reality tv than to make disparaging comments about someone's dead parents?????? #sellingsunset

nicole doesn't have nearly enough charisma to be this much of a reality tv villain #sellingsunset

We don’t talk enough about how tall wemby is.

why is chris paul at the love is blind reunion

Disturbingly easy to not be spoiled for the #loveisblind reunion so let's go, bring on the mess

There’s a movement of people who just post groceries they feel like poor people don’t deserve to eat and I really don’t think we’re punching people enough

a new season of #sellingsunset just dropped??? how is it still a thing? how long can jason pretend these women are the only people who work in the oppenheim group?

shouts to all the boat chefs making deconstructed cheesecake on yachts while real housewives fight, not all heroes wear capes #rhoslc

starting #rhoslc trapped on a boat edition, my expectations are high ladies

We are more than a year from the Maine senate race and I'm already contemplating paying for no ads in all the streamings just so I won't see Susan Collins ads every commercial break.

brian kelly get away from those lesbians!!!!!

This is a huge test of our democracy. What happens next will set the tone for 2028. We have arrived at the moment that everyone has been warning us about. We are about to learn if the few guardrails remaining will prevail and if a man who has done so much damage will leave office peacefully.

just got to tell my partner that lsu fired brian kelly, legit maybe a top 5 day of his life.

why would you... 😂

Every college commercial in America: research, leadership, we change the world. Texas A&M: we faked the moon landing.