what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.

The way Joanna Lumley says the words "donate" and "donation" on Wednesday >>>

Congrats to Hulk Hogan for making it 7 days without using the N-word.

Fantastic Four is very good.

Donkey Kong is extremely good and I hate being a Big Boy because I would like to spend the rest of the day playing it please.

Switch 2 won't arrive for another 6 days. 🙃

Moving into a new place today and the Management company has been slow or late with everything and it is taking all my effort not to be a White Woman right now.

wasn't muted and sang "abracadabra gonna kill myself" before leaving a call

Was successfully gay at the fair yesterday.

Gonna be gay at the fair tonight for Pride Night!

It feels like I've had non-stop executive dysfunction since the start of the year.

A few highlights of this year's V-Day date with this sexy man. Love you. ♥️

What a blessed day. @timbaltz.bsky.social @lilyyily.bsky.social

bring back forums when the internet was a proper country, if you wanted to talk to strangers online you had to find the set of strangers that read the same stupid webcomic you do and then create an account on their forum people do not belong all in the same pile like unsorted laundry

Was JUST in LA not even a month ago and seeing the pictures of the destruction is heartbreaking. I hope everyone manages to evacuate safely.

I miss when the Options/Share button was called Select. 😔

Had such a great time in LA seeing @cbbworld.bsky.social (and Super Nintendo World) with Zach, but also very happy to be back in my own bed now. 😁 Feat. @scottaukerman.bsky.social, @pftompkins.bsky.social, @brettmorris.bsky.social, & @vicmmic.bsky.social

Have pictures to post from an amazing day at Super Nintendo World, but I'm too exhausted to go through them. 😩

Alright, finally got my AD account set up, so if you're someone I follow that posts primarily NSFW content, I'm probably unfollowing you here and following you there. Message me if you want the name!

I guess I'm thankful for this guy or whatever... ... Happy two year anniversary, I love you!

Tom of Moominland

Haven't posted anything in like 6 months so here's a picture of me and my cute boyfriend.

I'm going to a Pizza Hut buffet with my boyfriend tomorrow and I am SO PUMPED.

Kinda hate how excited I am for Star Wars: Outlaws.

Just a heads up, I am currently without my phone so the only ways to reach me until I get the replacement are through FB Messenger and email!

Just got laid off, so if anyone knows of any web development jobs (especially if they are Work From Home), please let me know!

What better time to post pictures of my cute date night with this dork than when he's out of town for a week?

Hi everyone. This is David. David is one of my best friends, and on Monday, he passed away after a battle with cancer. I miss him so much. Some of you had a chance to meet David when he visited me from Indiana, and knew what a great guy he was. (1/?)

Just got the "Go Outside" achievement from the original release of The Stanely Parable. There's just something weird about acknowledging that you haven't played a game for over five years, and then getting rewarded for that.

Cannot WAIT to see the backflips Ms. Margulies does to try and salvage her reputation in whatever "statement" she decides to put out in the next few days.

Having the best anniversary weekend with this sexy man!

My Playdate just shipped!!!

A very close friend of mine has just suddenly and unexpectedly gone into an end-of-life care facility and I just need to scream into the void how much this sucks and how much I'm going to miss him because there's nothing else I can do.

100% both games within a day of each other, just in time for Super Mario RPG. It's been a good season for gaming.

not a single one of these will be worn by an actual dog

This will forever make me laugh. #IYKYK 😂

Thank you, Facebook Memories. I think this is the first time you've ever brought up something I actually want to share again.

doing this tn

Uh oh, looks like my vaccine microchip just activated. I'm overcome with the urge to register my dead relatives to vote while also trying to make them trans.

I am so physically exhausted after this weekend.

My mutant boyfriend and I saw you from across the bar and really dig your vibe. Can we interest you in some ooze?

Lol, lmao

Another Bluesky Elder falls...

Pretending to still be asleep until my roommate gets out of the kitchen so I don't have to talk to anyone this goddamn early in the morning.

Left the house to make an Amazon return at the UPS store, got there, then realized I forgot the thing I needed to return. 🫠

As a top, I appreciate Fat Cock Friday but can't really participate due to work and familiy obligations. But I sure do appreciate all the boys showing me exactly where those fat cocks can go in response. 😈