Sometimes it’s hard to argue with Grok

You showed up. So did we. 🌺 Very Important People season 3 - premiering December 4th, only on @dropout.tv 🫂

Oh no... 😱

begging gay event planners to quit it with the flowery tone poems for the description of the event just tell me if im wearing a jockstrap or what

@kvetch.gay I know u are still catching up but I thought you would like to hear the good news: watch.dropout.tv/videos/very-...

Distance & Dragons is OUT NOW!!! Nothing can keep Khazak & David separated... But that won't stop an evil necromancer and his army of the undead from trying. Forced apart, they will fight their way back to each other, no matter the distance. Order here: books.dominicashen.com/distanceandd...

WHEN THERE’S TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Oh wow. Yes, very clever! Waterfall treasure! No one’s ever done that before. Lazy jackass WHEN THERE’S NO TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Wow. Too stuck-up to put treasure there huh? Too much of a fucking ICONOCLAST for that? Piece of shit. FUCK you

my friend just shared this with me

KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag. KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense. KOKO: jealousy professor

what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.

The way Joanna Lumley says the words "donate" and "donation" on Wednesday >>>

Congrats to Hulk Hogan for making it 7 days without using the N-word.

Fantastic Four is very good.

Donkey Kong is extremely good and I hate being a Big Boy because I would like to spend the rest of the day playing it please.

Switch 2 won't arrive for another 6 days. 🙃

Moving into a new place today and the Management company has been slow or late with everything and it is taking all my effort not to be a White Woman right now.

wasn't muted and sang "abracadabra gonna kill myself" before leaving a call

Was successfully gay at the fair yesterday.

Gonna be gay at the fair tonight for Pride Night!

It feels like I've had non-stop executive dysfunction since the start of the year.

A few highlights of this year's V-Day date with this sexy man. Love you. ♥️

What a blessed day. @timbaltz.bsky.social @lilyyily.bsky.social

bring back forums when the internet was a proper country, if you wanted to talk to strangers online you had to find the set of strangers that read the same stupid webcomic you do and then create an account on their forum people do not belong all in the same pile like unsorted laundry

Was JUST in LA not even a month ago and seeing the pictures of the destruction is heartbreaking. I hope everyone manages to evacuate safely.

I miss when the Options/Share button was called Select. 😔

Had such a great time in LA seeing @cbbworld.bsky.social (and Super Nintendo World) with Zach, but also very happy to be back in my own bed now. 😁 Feat. @scottaukerman.bsky.social, @pftompkins.bsky.social, @brettmorris.bsky.social, & @vicmmic.bsky.social

Have pictures to post from an amazing day at Super Nintendo World, but I'm too exhausted to go through them. 😩

Alright, finally got my AD account set up, so if you're someone I follow that posts primarily NSFW content, I'm probably unfollowing you here and following you there. Message me if you want the name!

I guess I'm thankful for this guy or whatever... ... Happy two year anniversary, I love you!

Tom of Moominland

Haven't posted anything in like 6 months so here's a picture of me and my cute boyfriend.

I'm going to a Pizza Hut buffet with my boyfriend tomorrow and I am SO PUMPED.

Kinda hate how excited I am for Star Wars: Outlaws.

Just a heads up, I am currently without my phone so the only ways to reach me until I get the replacement are through FB Messenger and email!

Just got laid off, so if anyone knows of any web development jobs (especially if they are Work From Home), please let me know!

What better time to post pictures of my cute date night with this dork than when he's out of town for a week?

Hi everyone. This is David. David is one of my best friends, and on Monday, he passed away after a battle with cancer. I miss him so much. Some of you had a chance to meet David when he visited me from Indiana, and knew what a great guy he was. (1/?)

Just got the "Go Outside" achievement from the original release of The Stanely Parable. There's just something weird about acknowledging that you haven't played a game for over five years, and then getting rewarded for that.

Cannot WAIT to see the backflips Ms. Margulies does to try and salvage her reputation in whatever "statement" she decides to put out in the next few days.

Having the best anniversary weekend with this sexy man!

My Playdate just shipped!!!

A very close friend of mine has just suddenly and unexpectedly gone into an end-of-life care facility and I just need to scream into the void how much this sucks and how much I'm going to miss him because there's nothing else I can do.

100% both games within a day of each other, just in time for Super Mario RPG. It's been a good season for gaming.

not a single one of these will be worn by an actual dog

This will forever make me laugh. #IYKYK 😂