Your average dad next doors afternoon wank sesh , realistic amount of cum is little to none on SSRI’s 😅 :

What’s up bluesky family ? Happy Monday x

Ah yes. The older you get the more passive aggressive your bodily functions become. Me: ^lays down to get cozy for a bit before starting my day^ My body: I guess it’s time to go take a shit that wears you out for a while huh. 🤔

Weekend 1 ! See you in the desert 🏜️, who will I be seeing there next year? Let me know if you’re going. Let’s meet up.

One of the things I’ve told to a lot of my straight buds, is Self Loathing is not the flex they think it is. Gays can sniff that out a mile away. It’s something a lot of us are familiar. When a gay man compliments you, that’s high praise. Getting love from all genders is something to be happy about.

I know this is random. But I’m really enjoying the length of my beard right now. 😅 Here’s a normal selfie for a change.

Boneriffic ;) happy Thursday Bsky fam

I’ve discovered my first nose hair this week. I’d like to apologize to whatever deity I angered. Why didn’t anyone tell me I had this to look forward to, getting older ? 😅

I can’t believe you dropped the soap again I guess I’ll have to punish you somehow.

Time to bate, here’s an early FCF for those who celebrate

Good morning explorers , let’s get that head, I mean bread or whatever they said.

It’s #FatCockFriday and dads ready with morning wood already. Any takers?

Happy Friday bluesky fam. Love you guys bunches x o x

In case you were curious

A deep voice + Celtic accents just make my heart melt 👀 in case any of you wanted to know 😅

Monochrome Monday

Did someone order dad butt cake?

I’ve been in a constant state of horny lately. Anyone else?

Easter 2026 // No drama for a change, and some quality family time for once. 🪐

POV: Sunday cum shot

I’ve heard of Easter bunnies , Easter seals, but squirrels? Happy Easter squirrel bunny day everyone. 🐿️

Happy weekend friends. Been fighting off a nasty sinus / asthma bug the last few weeks. Posting and communication has been spotty at best. Apologies if I’ve been more absent than usual. Lots going on in my realm here lately. Big hugs and love x

Wood morning / afternoon etc. wherever you might be. It’s always a good time to bate.

Just wanted to say I’ve been battling a sinus infection for the last few weeks. So if my posting has been few and far between that is why. Hugs. I’ll get to everyone’s messages when I have a burst of energy here soon x

The last three months I’ve spent cataloguing my entire record collection. The up to date number of records in my collection is: 1,089 records , this includes my 7 inch collection too.

Dads got morning wood again , could use a helper ;)

Sometimes you just gotta let the goods air dry

It’s surprising to me that so many guys, that have a body I would dream of having, find me attractive. When I first came out of the closet , I had no idea how many beautiful humans In soul & stature I would meet. My journey hasn’t been easy. But I’m grateful for all of you being part of this ride.

Never thought I would make it to 3,000 followers on here. I’ll have to post something spicy for you all soon. Thanks for the love, friendship, and support 🩵🥰

Having a hard time tonight for some reason. Not hungry, was going to go to a local show tonight but not feeling it. I’m dreading picking up my little buddy boys remains in the next few weeks. I keep having dreams about him. Grief is a bitch and a half. :/

My little backyard buddy let me give him a peanut by hand for the first time. He is such a sweet little thing. He waits for me every day around 4pm. It’s little things like this that make my heart swell.

Current DIY project is putting together a make your own guitar kit, I’ve had forever and never put together until now. Will gave it to me for Christmas a few years ago, excited to put it together.

One of these things is a lie

Be proud of the bod you got. You only have one. Dad bod, skinny bod, etc. doesn’t matter. There’s only one you x

My best friend of 16 years crossed the rainbow bridge today. I am heart broken and numb. My little shadow passed away at 4:30pm today peacefully in my arms at the vet. If I am absent for a while please bear with me.

The hits just keep coming … Taking my dog sparky to the vet at 4 today. Hes 16 and I really hope today isnt the day yet to say goodbye. Fourth time in three weeks. It’s not looking good 😕

It’s a jungle out there …

Happy Sunday bluesky fam, boys , they’s, and everyone in between , 🩵💓

I typically don’t usually wear this kind of hat but this one is growing on me.

I never dived in too much to John Lennon’s solo music until recently but my god. I’ve been under a rock. My new to me favorite find is his record with the plastic ono band.

Happy hump day Bluesky friends x

It’s wild trying to look for work during WWIII, and genuinely trying to survive as a competent, empathetic, kind and loving human being in the US right now. I am embarrassed and ashamed to call myself an American right now.

Happy Saturday bluesky fam. Big fuzzy dad bear hugs x

Pretty soon my beard color will just be transparent I think…I’m not even 40 yet this ain’t fair lol

4 new movies I’ve loved recently: Sinners, Send Help, Crime 101, Zootopia 2

I don’t have the most perfect body ever but it’s the only one i got.

This is random but I’m Embarrassed to admit that I’m watching 2001, A Space Odyssey for the first time right now. I just want to know who approved the monkey costumes. They do not look realistic lol

Good morning bluesky family x