you know how i know im a 44yo dad? how much i laughed at this shit

Lmaooo when your movies bomb and you see the support Sabrina Carpenter got for telling the WH to fuck off

In Diddy Kong Racing DS, the message when connection is lost during Download Play is "LOST ALL CHILDREN". The cartridge is internally called a "parent" and the downloaded instances its "children". While this would make sense to the developers, it has the potential to confuse or scare players.

the young groyper republican is, like, excluding for income, the *textbook* example of a target for radicalization by basically every extremist group in human history, just a self-hating human-shaped vessel waiting to be filled up by the darkest thing that comes along

They are running the government according to the logic of right-wing grievance media. I cannot emphasize that enough. The point is to create content, and they don't see an actual difference between dunking on Sabrina Carpenter, passing legislation, and bombing other countries.

The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow

Can't believe our tax dollars are going to be spent settling the upcoming exorbitant defamation suit with Sabrina Carpenter, but maybe this is just how public arts funding is going to work now.

The White House’s insistence on using Sabrina Carpenter’s work and image to promote their crimes against humanity is also them appealing to their base, which already uses technology to try and humiliate and puppeteer the likenesses of women who have autonomy, success, and visibility in public

Couldn’t Sam Altman just ask ChatGPT how to make itself profitable

part of it is that they hate women, part of it is that they hate her specifically because they think she should want to fuck them, part of it is that all this shit is for the benefit of like 10K people on twitter who've all been legally prohibited from having unsupervised time with their children

they hate music, they hate art, they hate artists, they hate pop, they hate the video games they play, they hate the movies they watch, like, they're just all the worst fucking people you've ever met, none of them believe in anything

it is impossible to overstate the extent to which this country is now being run by people you would leave a party rather than talk to for five minutes

Every interview with a right-wing politician is like: "Mr. Hitler is adamant: If we sacrifice enough children, Santa Claus will come back and deliver 5% GDP growth. But I have to ask him: Do you ever worry that your relentless advocacy for working folks offends the rootless cosmopolitan parasites?"

It’s pretty funny that this is almost the exact same amount of money Netflix paid for Warner Bros and HBO and CNN, all that for this

It would cost $30 billion to end homelessness in the USA.

We just accept it because it’s always been this way but ‘Ringo Starr’ is a bonkers thing to call yourself when the other guys are John, Paul, and George. It’s like having a band where everyone else uses their real name and then the drummer goes yes please call me Crackers Creamsworth

“And what is the charge? Eating a seal? A succulent Chinese seal? GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS!”

another chosen grifter has gone through the riley gaines industrial complex

Rep. Grijalva says she was pepper-sprayed by ICE

do the billionaires ruining every aspect of what it means to be alive and a human not know they’re going to hell to be tortured for all of eternity

Vanity Fair to part ways with journalist Olivia Nuzzi

this is really it — this case isn't about the legitimacy of birthright citizenship or the 14th amendment, it's about the legitimacy of the court, and any ruling that doesn't uphold the former decides the latter

It is kinda wild how the president is evidently receiving some kind of regular medical care that requires IVs and we don't know what's up

Calling it now that she'll eventually end up at CBS www.wsj.com/business/med...

*youth pastor voice* Let me tell you kids about another carpenter who wasn’t very popular with the authorities

has anyone else noticed that food tasted better in the past? it was mushy and easy to eat. and the spoon would come at you like an airplane

“What have I done!” 🤡

Jesus

Voted yes on RFK Jr when he could have voted no. Continues to hedge, when he could act.

Duolingo announced it was going “AI-first” just over six months ago. Since then its stock is down 64%.

I love companies being punished for replacing workers with AI. Gimme more

that's right. fuck that stupid owl

everyone needs to start pirating movies and TV shows again NOW

the elevation of “separation of powers” as the paramount value of the constitution is just rhetorical justification for presidential dictatorship, since that is what you have when the legislative branch cannot constrain the exercise of executive power through law.

Bongino saying the quiet--and cynical--part out loud. In other words: I was making money shoveling conspiracy bullshit without having any facts and conning my audience to make a buck. After I leave the FBI, I will get back to that. What a confession.

this shit is just beyond parody, man

I haven’t been able to form a sentence in like 10 minutes

Joint Statement of the Acquisition of Warner Bros. Discovery by Netflix.

He lowered Pennsylvania’s flags for 3 days when Charlie Kirk died and for 0 days when Melissa Hortman and her husband were killed.

Democrats need to lay the groundwork for reform by attacking the villains on the Supreme Court - loudly, angrily, personally, relentlessly. And they should start now. paulwaldman.substack.com/p/democrats-...

looking forward to either a 6-3 decision that trump as God Emperor of the United States can change the constitution by fiat or a 5-4 decision that 14th amendment means what it says with a dissent from thomas that actually the constitution recognizes donald j. trump as sovereign

worth saying that some portion of the freed slaves were themselves illegal aliens having been brought illegally into the united states by smugglers. if the birthright clause applies to them, it applies to undocumented immigrants

in the movies this is the screensaver on the computers at the world’s most evil company

insane local news just dropped. i've lived in a part of KC for ~decade and it's been an inside joke with friends and service workers that the local biz/party district is ran by a cartel of biz owners who bully out new ventures and replace them with generic dive bars for white suburbanites. Well UH

wtf is a FIFA peace prize? that's like being an NFL laureate in physics

Frank Gehry, 1929–2025 www.nytimes.com/2025/12/05/a...

NEW info on shipwreck attack. It gets worse. The 2 survivors climbed atop wreckage and waved to overhead. "Some of the people viewing the video thought ... could have been an attempt to surrender" Others "said the most logical explanation was ... signaling for a rescue." 1/