TRANS WOMAN: i'm in distress CIS LIBERAL: no you aren't :) if you look here you actually aren't

John Fetterman x Bill Maher is the most evil combination I can conceive of and I just listened to Billy Corgan talk to Gene Simmons for an hour a week ago

This Christmas, get her what she really wants...

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LAUREN GET OUT OF HERE WITH THIS YOU LOOK LIKE IF SOMEONE LEFT MADAME X IN THE SUN

I do not know what planet "HRC, Biden, and Harris tried to warn us about Republicans but the left dismissed them" live on, but every time I read such a post my daily exasperation meter maxes out instantly.

in a world packed to the hilt with grifters, fascists & vile actors of all stripes, it's a small but welcome comfort knowing that for all these years, crow t. robot's been a good egg(bot)

Bill Maher is Bill Maher's version of what a smart person looks like

It's telling that you're banning the country of origin rather than those specific technologies, because if you did the latter, you'd be banning a bunch of US-owned vehicles. This is exactly like when you banned TikTok instead of legislating sweeping internet privacy laws.

I think all of us born between like 1975 and 1985 need a support group for the fact that living through a rolling apocalypse, living with long covid, and starting menopause apparently all have the same symptoms.

Gavin Newsome has said his son is a fan of Charlie Kirk Andrew Tate and now Clavicular. You should probably stop running for office and spend time with your son

any editorial w/ "editorial board" in the byline these days is written by cowards & should either be ignored or heavily derided

Is it my birthday? No. Is it anyone’s birthday? Also no. Is it any special occasion at all? Hell no. You see, the Funfetti cake IS the special occasion.

reminiscent of carlin's bit on ufo believers vs jesus buffs youtu.be/tk_JD1kq-BM

a lot of you were likely aware of @pronounpicker.ripperoni.com's labeler already, but i wasn't + it's neat so I'm sharing <3

Just waking up this morning wondering why I spend so much time preparing my court arguments and researching my briefs only to be completely ignored for being trans whilst these cishet white men on the Fifth Circuit can just pull words out of their asses and call it jurisprudence.

scene from the steps of the 5th circuit courthouse, any given day

top-tier take tuesday champion

Correct.

the main cultural divide in america is between people who appreciate old-school simpsons episodes and people who have never comprehended them

allow me to save you some time reading this. here's the gist: youtu.be/yujF8AumiQo

"The new See ’N Say Friend or Foe Threat Classifier. 'The cow says: HOSTILE. The duck says: NEUTRALIZED. The sheep says: COORDINATES CONFIRMED. The horse says: REDACTED.'"

scott bessent is judge whitey incarnate

the rotating villain strategy is alive & well in the democratic party

Communists: “There’s a better way to live, without war or exploitation. Forget your shitty job moving rich people’s money around and enjoy leisure time to build a community, a family—a life! All you have to give up is the thing destroying our bodies, minds, and the entire world.” “No, I need that.”

incorrect, racist, AND a non sequitur. a magaposting trifecta in a blue hat!

yet another reason i'm pissy that the massive network of passenger rail infrastructure the US once had was ripped out & dismantled in the postwar period to make more room for cars (& more $$ for auto, oil, asphalt & rubber industrialists)

it's bananas takes up & down this thread & somehow they're all the same take cloned bananas. is that something?

walk out anyway, TN kids. force these freaks to actually come for you en masse & then make it tedious & painful for them to succeed.

Gets pretty frustrating seeing the "cost of living" discourse on here that constantly appeals to economic statistics and dismisses any personal experience as anecdotal and uninformed. Often driven by people who will never experience any sort of financial insecurity.

TIL assembling to petition your own elected representatives for a redress of grievances is useless bullshit

I really fucking hate how much of politics for democrats is just “well look at that guy. You want that guy?” while doing nothing and then shit just gets worse year over year until the next cycle of “well look at that guy. You want that guy?” repeats until an armed militia shows up at polling places.

being a dog must be so great

Legacy news networks are indistinguishable from ad agencies now. Critical thinking and fact checking aren’t part of the game anymore. It’s all hype and marketing and nothing more

A sitting Senator has more power than a grunt in the military and you pass the buck to them. You're a shithead. you know that right? Go do your job. Make a scene. Get your lazy ass back to work

you have to get him out of office and you have to do it today even if it gets blocked you force an impeachment vote right now how else can you live with yourself if he follows through with this and you didn’t do everything you could to stop it

having been around the proverbial block a few times, i know the US body politic has the memory capacity of a macintosh classic II... but have we really memoryholed how wrong "we'll be welcomed in iraq as liberators" turned out to be?

reskeet w/ your current/always/forever mental state

i know they're invasive in the US, but STARLINGS <3

"isn't that the streamer who says shitting on park benches is good? that's way way way beyond the pale!" "huh? no, here he is himself, explicitly saying he's against park bench shitting" [posts clip made by guy + relevant parts of vid transcript] "lol come on" ok but you asked?

people like @joshgoldberg7.bsky.social don't like getting called out for spreading disinfo & context collapse, ig

We are all in this together. That is how meat grinders work.

Parasites.