They call London a 24-hour city, yet I’ve just walked across Westminster Bridge at 8am and wasn’t offered a single opportunity to be scammed out of a large sum of money via a cup and balls game or to purchase an extortionately priced ice cream from a van parked illegally in a bus lane. Shameful.

BREAKING: Pete Hegseth is found trapped in the walk-in liquor cooler at his neighborhood 7-Eleven, two blocks from his home. #PeteHegseth #WhiskeyPete

Stephen Yaxley-Lennon aka Tommy Robinson launched his henchmen against @radiofrance.fr 's London correspondent Gaële Joly. Please join us in lending her support and condemn the multi-convicted hater's cyberbullying.

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The piss tank on the Megabus to Margate is 145% full

Every right wing podcaster sounds like “We need to get back to traditional art and values and away from degenerate foreign inspired culturez This podcast is sponsored by Captain Ass-Blaster’s Anal-Prolapse Juice, at over 8.4million Scoville’s you won’t find a hotter sauce”

Okay, who did this?! 😂

Do I know anyone at Amgueddfa Cymru - Museum Wales?

Since sharing these clips yesterday, the phrase I can't escape is "I've had my share of gynaecological gyp. I still can't polka without wincing, but we're spunky in Cheadle; we totter on."

Medway River Lit 2025 tickets are live!

"The London cast of Dippy" makes it sound like it transferred from Broadway

In memoriam...

"My name's Kitty. I could have married, I've given gallons of blood and I can't stomach whelks, so that's me for you." RIP Patricia Routledge.

Nooooooooo this is how I find out?

Hate is on the rise, but on 18–19 Oct, thousands of us will take to the streets with one message: Our communities are stronger when we stand together. Join us: hopenothate.org.uk/weekend-of-h...

Please be on the lookout for these stolen locos.

Iguanadon hand and me, Natural History Museum London. 1993 2025

Good evening. Anyone need some bum gel?

Everyone knows if you're using a photo for an article on autistic people it's gotta be this happy fellow from the Wikipedia page

Friends, Spooky season is upon us. Remember... foods dyed black with charcoal can interfere with medications. Don't eat them if you have an Rx

Comedian goes to Saudi Arabia - and beyond!

Everything is fucking awful but here’s a very young Alex Winter as John Darling, flying and (we must presume) thinking happy thoughts alongside Sandy Duncan as Peter Pan on broadway…

I’ve taken to doing body weight exercises recently, and my goal at the moment is to achieve one decent pull-up with better form than that Hegseth idiot.

Hot wings

As some know, as a Design Consultant for WHO, Trump's axe to global funding meant my livelihood has been shaky AF. So I branched out and in a bizarre career twist, I'm now the Campaign Coordinator for a company that makes glam but ultra-comfy clothes for plus-size women. As you do. Please subscribe!

Here’s my cliff notes summary of Pete Hegseth’s big military address today

Gavrinis is the most amazing megalithic site I have been privileged to visit. Taking a boat to reach, you encounter a remarkable concentration of #Neolithic rock art at a single megalithic monument. A deeply powerful & inspiring place. @megalithic.bsky.social #rockart #archaeology #TombTuesday

@listigeplaylists.bsky.social In honour of the end of dial-up internet, which is apparently today: open.spotify.com/track/14C3Km...

New favourite Venn diagram.

Here are 12 of Snopes' investigations into rumors surrounding autism: www.snopes.com/collections/...

Call me a prude if you want to, but I do think it's really weird to use your conference speech to list your favourite wanking euphemisms

Me [Christmas Day]: right, who wants to peace plan the turkey Everyone else: what Me: sorry I meant carve up

Separated at birth?

How about getting UK nationals to qualify for settled status. Say Bronze DofE and not going on lager fuelled sweary marches in London and not pissing in the streets? Just an idea.

Pete Hegseth accidentally flipping a skateboard into his nuts on live TV

Puppet flowers

In the lead-up to the vote on whether Israel’s broadcaster, KAN, will remain in Eurovision, the community has been inundated with information – and not all of it has been accurate. @ascottreid.bsky.social has a few tips to help you separate the truth from the noise. escinsight.com/2025/09/29/f...

1014 years ago, on the 29th of September 1011, the Viking siege of Canterburry ended after three weeks. A viking army, led by Thorkell the Tall, plundered and burned the cathedral and took a number of hostages, including archbishop Ælfheah. #otd #history 🗃️

The modern world in old Ladybird books. "Carriages get very dirty inside from all the tobacco ash" (On the Railways, 1972) Artist: John Berry

*Benny Hill theme tune*

been told to cease trading under the name Victorious Egret by the international lingerie council 🫤

Wtf🤯😂 sound on🔊

Report from the front: F35s continue to circle overhead, engaging Portland’s notorious flock of Canada geese. The mayor has gone underground to city’s CIC (Coffee Independent Collective), where baristas are coding resistance messages into latte foam. Morale remains high; kombucha supplies steady.

The 'Riyadh Comedy Festival' reminds me of the story of Freddie Starr performing in the Middle East, under instruction not to swear or refer directly to Prince Hussein. He came on and said 'Which one of you fuckers is Prince Hussein?' and the curtain immediately came down.

Locomotion No.1 has arrived in #Darlington. What a fantastic event for #Railway200.

Michael Caine in a bus full of gold hanging over an alpine precipice voice