The Scots. A great bunch of lads.

Do it. DO IT.

Is there any highly prestigious and sought after honour that can only be bestowed by the King of Denmark and for which foreigners are eligible? Maybe the prospect of obtaining it might stop the Orange Buffoon threatening Greenland. Can we make one up? Copenhagen Peace Medal, how does that sound?

Me 2025: No kings! Me 2026: Except his majesty Frederik X, King of Denmark. May death come swiftly to his enemies.

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Found this website this morning, useful as a starting point if you’re trying to boycott American goods and services, which we absolutely all should! https://www.goeuropean.org

Here, we see Einstein’s theories in action. As the can approaches light speed (around 28mph) the Doppler effect makes it appear a dirty shade of grey, while the mass of the driver increases by 1 (one) Greggs steak bake.

I do love how the machines effortlessly improve our life is so many minor but impactful ways

Rest well, king.

hey train perverts wanna see the shinkansen cloaca

This still makes me lol:

Aardvark bookshop & cafe in Brampton Bryan is up for sale, if anyone is looking for a new venture around South Shropshire/North Herefordshire www.aardvark-books.com

Long shot but: is there anybody I know (preferably London or surrounding areas) who’s looking to get a cat? Our friends are moving overseas and can’t take theirs with them 😿

Tired: “Sissy that walk” Wired:

Marooned in Dunkerque as it turns out the next train isn’t for two hours, which means I won’t make my ferry and so will be on the 1920. It’s going to be a long day.😫

"Keir Starmer flies to US to give Donald Trump his cycling proficiency badge" 😅 Excellent from @newsthump.com 👏

This French McDonalds is very posh, they’ve got macarons. Amazing.

In a French F1 hotel as usual on these trips, and enjoying the wallpaper made up of vintage travel posters. Bit puzzled by this one. The artist’s name is Aage Rasmussen and it’s dated 1937:

😸😸😸😸😸😸😸😸 Matt on form!

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Posting instructions for fellow Lego nerds for kawaii kitty and so i can look at this later. Will be thread of images.

Have arrived in Calais as a foot passenger, but still on the ship. Lots of departing passengers are arriving on board. I think we’ve been forgotten about.

I was very annoyed at not winning the big penis prize (due to my penis size being rejected by the judges for some reason) but now the big penis prize winner has given me the big penis prize so now everyone knows I have the big penis.

Petroglyph of Whales, Greenland 🇬🇱 🇩🇰 They are believed to have been created by early Inuit or Paleo-Eskimo peoples, possibly belonging to the Saqqaq or Dorset cultures, hundreds of years ago. Found on cliffs and large boulders scattered around the town of Qaqortoq. #archeology #history #art

Please help spread the word on this, especially to those who may be feeling cold winds towards their research. We’ve opened the call for our International Fellowships, enabling early career researchers to work for two years at a UK research institution www.thebritishacademy.ac.uk/funding/sche...

I rifle through the dumpster and find a discarded Oscar statuette and now I'm 1946 best actress Olivia de Havilland.

Read the Nobel fine print, bozos!

Tinfoil hat theory: Given the number of countries for which Trump has revoked visas I wonder if he’s trying to fix it so the US wins the World Cup?

In April 2024, Spotify implemented a new scheme: songs with less than 1k streams per year would no longer receive royalties. The data for 2025 was just released via Luminate, and 88% of songs have been demonetized. Read it again: 88% of songs on Spotify have been demonetized.

Oh FFS www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Iceland is concerned about America’s growing territorial ambitions, after POLITICO reported that Donald Trump’s nominee for ambassador to this country Billy Long joked that North Atlantic island will be the 52nd U.S. state.

Imagine if idea of gas stations was newly proposed today. "We bury a 30,000 gallon tank of, I dunno, whatever cheap alkanes are available. 60 kPa vapor, super flammable. The consumer grabs a rubber hose with a hand-valve ..." "ahem, sorry, are there some engineering safeguards on this hose?"

NASA say that the crew member who was ill and returned to earth is doing well and now having a meal with colleagues.

Heads up if you’re in Exmouth/Plymouth: www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/ce...

the European mission to Greenland was fourth in the BBC news running order this morning, which feels a bit like doing a light "and finally..." item about the archduke's motorcade taking a wrong turn in Sarajevo

just clicked to open a sensitive image labelled "good boy views" expecting a dog and guys it was not in fact a dog

Single? Oh I hope they meet someone nice

Great. We've pushed people to the point that "The Germans are coming" is good news.

Remember Ceausescu. In simple terms at one of his speeches a man in the crowd booed. The whole crowd booed. He fled, was captured, tried and shot. Dictators with their fragile egos don’t like direct comments. It can just take one person at the right time to start a snowball.

There is a new autistic barbie out, but no one is talking about her mother, undiagnosed computer engineer barbie about to get the surprise of her life when she starts to argue with the evaluator that these are all normal childhood behaviours that she had when she was the same age.

I feel obliged to share this masterpiece from my brother:

Wandsworth Council & Mike Christie are putting together an exhibition celebrating the borough's queer history. They're particularly keen know if you've got any photos from the Red Hot Aids benefit Suede played at the Clapham Grand in 1993. More details on the IO fb www.facebook.com/groups/THE.I...

Scott Adams, whose comic strip 'Dilbert' ridiculed office life and was later dropped for racist remarks, dies at 68.

I thought all Barbies were Autistic. They all have their own house set up how they want it, they all need specially produced clothes with no labels, and they all walk on their Tiptoes. If anything the autistic Barbie’s the least realistically autistic Barbie available

This makes me weep with laughter every time I see it

historically accurate☑️