Suede’s best lineup: Brett Anderson (vocals), Bernard Butler (guitar), Mat Osman (bass), Simon Gilbert (drums), Stephen Fry (euphonium), Ian McKellen (kazoo), Pam St Clement (vibes).

New pet peeve: motorway services that remain open despite having major building work happening in the car park. Looking at you, Tamworth Moto. 😠

Casting call! Looking for a woman voice actor, 50+ who is versatile and a vocal chameleon / can play many different bit parts in an audio comedy. We’re recording in London on 13th & 14th April. This is a paid opportunity. Actor does not need to be autistic! 1/

Good evening from Hartlepool. Today’s vehicle was a Maxus E-deliver 3 (no, I don’t know either), which handled like a milk float and cannot be recommended if you’re the kind of autistic person who can hear electricity. Also it took me ten minutes just to figure out how to get it moving.

Egyptian prince Thutmose was entombed with his companion cat Ta-Miu (aka “little mewer”). Here’s the cat’s sarcophagus ~ the inscription says “I myself am placed among the imperishable ones that are in the Sky / For I am Ta-Miu, the Triumphant” (1,500 BC)

Well, that explains the erratic delivery times.

En guise de représailles, Dubaï parachute 3000 influenceurs sur Téhéran https://www.legorafi.fr/2026/03/03/en-guise-de-represailles-dubai-parachute-3000-influenceurs-sur-teheran/

Update: probably a stray although they’re going to look for a chip. They say he’s probably going to have to be euthanised. At least I was able to get him somewhere safe where he can pass away in peace.

Pity the poor staff in Dubai hotels today. “EXCUSE ME, I was EXPLICITLY TOLD that I could wallow in luxury and wealthy without having ANY OF THIS affect me!!! What do mean YOU are the manager??? Get me someone higher up!"

sorry, Britain’s full-up, we can’t have these Dubai immigrants coming over wanting their all-day buffets by a pool & not integrating with British culture

Het @visdeurbel.bsky.social seizoen begint weer bijna. Was ook niet te missen als je in de buurt van de Neude in Utrecht was…

“I don’t want my taxes spent on facilitating the return of these extremists from Dubai to the UK. They clearly despise our culture and way of life and they should seek refuge in the first safe country they arrive in.” Credit: Paul@LeftySeparatist

@snowrespecter.bsky.social Just realised I haven’t seen you on here for a while, I hope you’re doing okay?

"American innovation" now refers to making a kind of atrocity cronut by combining insider trading with war crimes.

Angel Edmonton Just like Islington, Edmonton's Angel takes its name from a former pub, the Angel Tavern which was demolished in 1968. Interestingly, Edmonton bus station has canopy covers that resemble angel wings with a bus roundel halo on top Here's Andreya as a bus Angel!

@listigeplaylists.bsky.social open.spotify.com/track/38PgP1...

On the ferry at Dover, nul points for stalling on the boarding ramp. A *lot* of freight traffic in the port today. P&O have revamped their computer systems to the point where it took about ten minutes to check in, plus they are printing their tickets on noticeably cheaper paper. #pennypinching

@js2.bsky.social Just checking in, how are you doing? Any luck with the flat hunting?

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Is there anyone in London on th 14th that speak #Icelandic and fancies doing #TeslaTakedown karaoke? We thought this might be an interesting vibe for the protest. Thoughts? #MetalHeadsAgainstFascism m.youtube.com/watch?v=eVbS...

#pwME URGENT - looking for someone ME literate who can sit with Savannah in hospital in London from 4:30pm TODAY for a few hours. Travel will be reimbursed. Please share widely #SaveSavannah #SevereMErgency @tomkindlon.bsky.social @abrokenbattery.bsky.social @drelke.bsky.social

Oh blimey here we go again!

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Please use alt text in images. 1> It increases accessibility for visually impaired users. 2> It improves search functionality. 3> It enables people to mute image-related content. 4> It reduces the frequency of scolding in replies.

Full of admiration for what Emma does in threads like this one. Read it, it’s interesting.

pretty tired of your bullshit, Ea-Nāșir

Fact Check: Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor WAS Arrested 666 Days After Blood-Soaked Royal Horses Escaped In London #CheckTok #FactCheck #AndrewMountbattenWindsor #RoyalFamily #HouseholdCavalry #London leadstories.com/hoax-alert/2...

“You’re not gonna be able to air it.” “This is an Australian news program. We use that word as an adverb.”

Raleigh designer Alan Oakley and the sketch he made on a flight back to the UK after a US visit in 1967. The design became the iconic Raleigh Chopper.

Referring to breasts as ‘secondary sexual organs’ is soo dismissive. That’s a bit like saying ‘the SAS is a secondary military unit’ whereas they can sneak in by stealth or lead the assault, bamboozle the enemy, wreak devastation and imbue shock and awe. And then there’s the SAS.

The Royal Family is such a joke that the only person who has served on the frontlines wasn’t allowed to wear uniform, but all the people who didn’t were.

Alternate take of “Oh, Pretty Woman” where Roy Orbison says “Bullshit” instead of “Mercy”

Well worth checking the Alt text this poster has put on it. bsky.app/profile/news...

This stop motion of a monster sofa devouring its victim [📹 Dominique Davis / allthatisshe]

oh to be the person behind the counter at the cop shop who gets to say 'can you confirm your date of birth? oh it's today. happy birthday' what a treat

every device i own just pinged with the news that andrew has been arrested. I think probably the oven did.

With every fibre of my being, let me say this in a loud, clear, booming voice: this should have happened when Virginia Giuffre was alive to see it.

On his birthday too!

Holy moly

Okay, this is quite outstanding from Bedford Council.

I regularly see people wondering how it's possible that there are so many musicians and writers and film makers and artists from a tiny nation like Iceland. And the answer is really simple: State funding for art education and artists. I literally get a salary from the government to write books.

Kent County Council latest: Seven KCC councillors have defected to Rupert Lowe's Restore Britain tonight. They are Paul Thomas, Brian Black, Oliver Bradshaw, Maxine Fothergill, Isabella Kemp, Robert Ford, and Dean Burns. Most had already been kicked out of Reform, with the exception of Burns.

Lee Anderson appointed Minister for Shouting 'Oy Chairman Mao! Egg and Chips when You're Ready' in Chinese Restaurants.

Does your cat speak Ikea? #Caturday

The Valentines balloons at MiL's care home are, err, interesting 🧐

While some folks downstairs are still complaining about a sporting event and languages they don’t understand. Up here in Canada, the CBC is showing Olympic hockey with play-by-play in Inuktitut. It’s the Canadian experience I didn’t know I needed. ❤️🇨🇦 #olympics #inuktitut