🤞I have been holding this screenshot since '16 hoping one day this sociopath reveals himself. And what do yo know - Lizza would have been 42. A bunch of empty careerists. www.gq.com/story/inside...

LMAO. Today I learned that the definition for felching changed in my lifetime. Now the question must be asked to RFK, which version did he want to do with Nuzzi?

roy was ahead of the kids today, you wouldn't believe

Larry Summers apologizes in person to all of his students, particularly those he aspires to fuck.

For me it's the way the press pool just quietly went along with it because he's the president The entire point of this country is that we don't have to let some guy do whatever he wants just because of his title. We don't have to respect him or go along with him just because he holds an office

desperately wish i had come up with it

ben smith’s take from last year when the nuzzi/rfk story first broke aged like cheese on a dashboard

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BREAKING: Cornell caved. Here is the settlement agreement, signed today by the university's president, Michael Kotlikoff: statements.cornell.edu/2025/documen...

Writing about Elon Musk’s pay package without leading with this is like profiling John Wayne Gacy’s booming party clown career.

People fucking hate this guy. They fucking hate ICE. They fucking hate how much power he has. He is at 63% overall disapproval to 37% approval. That's lower than their poll after January 6th. And this poll was done before he started intentionally starving people. I wish our media would reflect this.

Again, this precise use case is why these systems exist-to proliferate people’s racist (transphobic, misogynistic…) imaginary at scale. This should not be seen as a “misuse” but rather the product being used exactly as intended.

Abduction of Proserpina, by Giambologna, 1579 (from the @NortonSimon Museum in Pasadena), 📸 by @nturchiarophoto

not to downplay the seriousness of this indictment but the federal government is claiming that kat abughazaleh, a labubu-sized woman, impeded the movement of an SUV

These are the names of the Colorado State Patrol officers assisting ICE in the illegal renditioning of my neighbors without due process. Tell me @colorado.gov, is this what I’m paying taxes for? So you can kidnap my neighbors? Are you only with us when it’s easy or are you gonna do something?

Yes! And Twitter sports people won't accept it. Twitter destroyed their sports reach by allowing blue checks to pay for visibility and putting their comments above all others. Most chuds don't watch sports at all and the first 10 comments you see on every post is about race or gender.

Fuck yeah. Americas cities are amazing and they represent the best of the promise of this country. We need to stop apologizing for their existence.

I asked Border Patrol why they used a Michael Jackson song with antisemitic lyrics, highlighted this morning by @paleofuture.bsky.social. You're not gonna believe this but they did not answer my questions: www.motherjones.com/politics/202...

they like Trump and want to help him

Your freshman year roommate before every 8:30AM Econ class

You. Are. Allowed. To. Insult. The. Police. It’s a core First Amendment principle. This is utterly lawless behavior, for which there will be no (short-term) consequences. That he does it so casually, as they are walking away, in front of cameras. Rightly confident in his impunity.

Not being an enthusiast of the autocomplete plagiarism machine is antihuman I am very smart

Um, anyone who read project 2025?

To the Daily Beast staffer who put “79” into this headline, know this: We salute you.

Just a reminder that these "pivotal votes" that the Democrats got in these recent special elections aren't pickups. They are pivotal seats that have been vacant for months because the Democrats who previously held them ran for office notwithstanding age and cancer diagnoses, then died in office.

Easily the best cokelike

BREAKING: Florida cop treated for autism after exposure to tylenol during traffic stop

There is the way they want you to pronounce this and there is the way I say in my head every time I go through security

They realized they couldn't afford to waste Brandon Aubrey's prime

Huh an awful lot of rhetoric shifted from Old Testament to New Testament over the past few hours

If I was a Democrat politician rn I would hunt down every threat made by one of my colleagues and refuse to work with them until they take back their words and apologize in front of everyone. It's not like it would fix anything but it would probably be really embarrassing for them

Not at all a fully formed thought: Charlie Kirk’s assassination had way more salience than (eg) the Minnesota lawmakers’ because so many people, particularly media elites, were in a parasocial relationship with him via the podcast/etc

This is the same country that rehabilitate traitorous slave owners who lost a war and seceded from the country. We erect statues in their honor and name buildings after them. Of course America would elevate and sanitize Charlie Kirk.

It wouldn't be Bluesky if the staff didn't find a way to self snitch by action and omission at the same time:

For those praising Charlie Kirk, ask them if they agree with Kirk when he said the Civil Rights Act was a huge mistake, MLK was an awful person, Palestine doesn't exist, women's place is under their husband, and that the white supremacist "replacement theory" is real. I'd love to hear the answers.

Oh, I see that neither @reuters.com nor @advocate.com credited Law Dork with breaking this story. Not cool.

At the current pace politicians are moving, Charlie Kirk is going to be allowed to rest at the capital rotunda in state and will have a battleship named after him by the end of the week

HitlerSuckfest1488: "This has radicalized me."

Someone shot up my kid's school today, and our governor is paying tribute to a guy who thought that is an acceptable price to pay for having the Second Amendment. Jared Polis has failed Colorado.

my entire bluesky feed is people speaking out against political violence, meanwhile right wingers are foaming at the mouth calling for blood

Welcome to CBS News with Bari Weiss; I’m Bari Weiss. The top story tonight is that my maverick opinions are being silenced by the woke left

RFK Jr looks like he’s been sampling the diseases at the CDC

The new CDC director is trying to kill you. Not just “the most vulnerable”; you, me, everyone. This is a comic book-level evil scenario.

Hi, immunologist here: (a scientist who studies immune & inflammatory processes) RFK Jr is talking absolute bullshit when he says he can “see in kids faces that they have inflammation” That’s NOT how immunology works. He is an anti-science profiteer. Start calling him such.

The conservative men on twitter are talking about Taylor Swift's eggs again

If you listen to money people—especially in tech—who chose authoritarianism, they complain about wokeness, MeToo, BLM, and call themselves victims of the “elites.” Not primarily about money. What did that banker celebrate after Trump’s election? Not tax cuts. Getting to say racial and gender slurs.

There are no diagnostic criteria for this “condition” because it’s made up by scammers to describe anything slightly uncomfortable and blame it on imaginary “toxins” (and then sell unproven therapies)

Criminal immigrants, government waste, rampant crime, dangerous vaccines — if we've learned anything from the first six month of Trump 2.0 it's that Republicans have based their entire ideology on lies. Kind of wish the media made that clearer during elections!

“I strove to be a shitty person to impress shitty people and win their admiration and patronage and it turns out shitty people are shitty. I was not expecting that because I am very dim in addition to being shitty.”