The leopards are so hungry, Beff

Doug Burgum is an innovator. He keeps finding new and innovative ways to debase himself in public.

Damn this is cool. There's also a Lite version that downloads OSes on the fly so you don't have to commit to all 174 gigs.

I appreciate clear signage in this bar bathroom

NARRATOR: It was not remembered fondly

Undoubtedly why he didn't attend the Christian nationalist rally on the mall

A recycled video and he couldn't even do it in anywhere close to one take. Is it an infusion weekend for him?

Slightly diminish a book: Life of 𝑒

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My "I did not operate the robot arm" t-shirt is answering all your questions about my robot arm operation

Brian Stokes Mitchell performing Back to Before from Ragtime *in front of Caissie Levy* as the finale of this year's MCC Miscast is the best thing you'll see today. www.youtube.com/live/feXE0Ke...

A trail cam check on Monday revealed 3 clips of a beautiful male jaguar in a Sky Island south of Tucson, in the ancestral lands of the Tohono O'odham. Jaguars’ northern range is being ripped apart by border wall, mining, groundwater depletion and climate-driven drought. @biologicaldiversity.org

It's Sunday which means I smell tacos in 48 hours

Immersive theater

Bragging about taking food away from hungry kids is next level

Every politician punts on this question but no one has ever punted as perfectly as this

NYT pitchbot but for Jacobin

The comments are every bit as good as you'd hope

And just like that it's TACO Tuesday again

Become the most hated homeowner on your block with this one simple trick

If everyone gets to vote, Republicans lose elections? Fascinating thesis, Senator. Please keep going

There's so much more room for creativity here. California and New York split and gerrymander themselves into 5-6 bright blue STATES to offset the small-state bias in the electoral college. A D supermajority in 2029 makes that and DC statehood possible.

Not just mutual — fully enforced. That means doubling SCOTUS, growing the House (and by extension, Electoral College) by 100+ members, and mandating multi-member districts drawn by independent commissions barred from considering party affiliation. Fix democracy first.

If only there was a constitutional remedy for a president who ignores the Constitution

...the Aristocrats, but make it a correction

more like lowlights

I am pleased to report the algorithm has finally figured me out

Horrific.

Hold on. We the taxpayers are going to pay companies $900 million, which is more than 6x what we spend on wind power R&D, to NOT build wind power at a time when electricity prices are spiking and we need more clean power?

My kid and his classmates vehemently disagree

This is the way

Shot/chaser

If there's anywhere outside of the White House that the Secret Service knows how to protect, it's the Washington Hilton. They built a secure VIP entrance and green room after Reagan got shot. This was the security perimeter working exactly as it was supposed to.

Hang on can we talk about the cops and courts that were also complicit in this?

Border wall construction has now resulted in DHS closing the southernmost mile of the #ArizonaTrail — by dragging a park bench across it. The terminus will soon be walled off into Mexico, with consequences for hikers and wildlife. My story and video from the scene: www.azcentral.com/story/news/l...

Pay close attention to the community benefit framing on these issues.

We've entered another never-ending war, gas is $4 a gallon, and the president of the United States is playing pool boy

It's journalistic malpractice to write this story and not include the words "climate change"

TACO TUESDAY BABY

Popes feuding with antipopes... Conquistadors taking over Mexico... who had "party like it's 1499" on their 2026 bingo card?

In 1999, I was playing a decker in Shadowrun, and tried to distract a guard by hacking a water fountain to overflow, and my GM said "why would a water fountain be on the network? That's fucking stupid. No you can't try." Well it's 2026 and I just want you to know, Phil, that I FUCKING CALLED IT!

10 THINGS I STRAIT ABOUT YOU (1999)

We've got questions. It's safe to say Doug Burgum does not have answers. Tune in Monday to find out. westwise.substack.com/p/trumps-int...

Bubble? What bubble?

"The fish rots from the head, and these emails make it crystal clear: Doug Burgum is only here to degrade, exploit, and eventually sell off America’s public lands. Our parks and park rangers deserve so much better.” Big scoop from @chrisdangelo.bsky.social: open.substack.com/pub/chrisdan...

Um

Never forget who Doug Burgum and the entire Trump administration actually work for

Make this one film you cowards

None of these things are happening in a vacuum. Interior Secretary Doug Burgum has a plan.

Spectacular. No notes. www.borowitzreport.com/p/iran-allow...