Happy Easter from the President of the United States of America.

Is it called this because it causes funerals or causes people to leave funerals?

Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could

Subplot from White Lotus S4 just leaked

Why shoot down American planes when you can just point drones at parking lots? JFC.

Hello from inside a 19th century Swedish/Russian/Finnish fortress on the Baltic Sea.

I mean, she is the expert on lifeless automatons

We've won the war so bigly we're sending ground troops to celebrate

Went out chasing the aurora last night in Lapland. Caught it.

The war is definitely over

Google Translate out here taking Finnish menus literally but not seriously. Tired: Shredded pork. Wired:

Even Harold Hamm gets his leopards-and-faces moment eventually

Shorter Rep. Downing: "If you think there's no need for a poll tax, then why are you opposed to a poll tax?"

What a cluster.

Good night, grandpa

JFC. They moved the Navy's minesweepers from the Persian Gulf to Malaysia!? www.twz.com/sea/u-s-navy...

That sound you just heard was 20,000 true crime podcasters all hitting Record at the same time

Every time I think they can't sink any lower they do

I can't believe I have to say this, but no, you cannot solve the Colorado River crisis by desalinating 7 million acre-feet of water a year and pumping it up to Lake Powell so boaters can have all their marinas and shortcuts. It's not audacious, it's just stupid. www.usatoday.com/story/news/n...

I spent the last week evolving a Claude skill then manually went through an update process on Friday. This looks like a great addition.

Mission accomplished

I do love the fact that, given it's Hegseth, it's equally plausible that he's announcing that the US military will execute prisoners of war as policy or that he just doesn't know what "no quarter" means

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Hey it's almost like environmental regulations work and maybe we shouldn't get rid of them

If there is no mission, then it can't be nebulous!

That'll tell 'em!

"Who could have imagined our enemy would exercise its single most effective piece of leverage against the rest of the world? This was completely unforeseeable!"

In an even vaguely functioning Congress, this would warrant instant expulsion. Instead... crickets

This is how little Doug Burgum thinks of you, and his own job.

Yes I know you're paying 40% more for your spring break road trip but remember what's important here

"U.S. officials called London insurers and brokers, trying to figure out how the market operates, industry insiders said." When applied to the current administration, I urge caution in using terms like "plans," "strategy," "policy," or "doctrine." www.wsj.com/finance/u-s-...

The White House and the oil industry finally noticed that Doug Burgum spends all day doing Fox News hits so Trump will see him but he doesn't actually get anything done. These blind quotes are brutal.

This is pretty cool.

Pet rocks or GTFO

How to completely confuse your GPS in one easy step

Doug Burgum is such a tool.

Both parties have always resisted subjecting American leadership to international law. This is the result. If we ever return to something resembling normalcy, accountability for war crimes is going to have to be at the top of the list.

So I wanted to send alternate tunings to my digital piano. Korg's native app can do it, but you have to plug in every note by hand, including an awful fiddly mouse control. But Korg thankfully did publish the full MIDI spec for the SV-2, so... 🧵

Making America great again with $5 gas and expensive EVs.

This is stenography, not journalism. Do better, Bloomberg.

Just a reminder that the Iran War is doing exactly what it was designed to do: provide a distraction from ICE's lawlessness and the Epstein files. www.nytimes.com/2026/03/07/u...

So let me get this straight ... 1. US bombs Iran 2. Oil price goes up a bit, benefitting Russia's petrostate 3. Russia gives Iran targeting info 4. Oil price shoots WAY up 5. US unsanctions Russian oil

Yes, Trump's nominee to run the National Park Service is unqualified and that may be a legal problem down the road. But it's about more than that. It's about Doug Burgum's privatization agenda on our public lands. www.kjzz.org/the-show/202...

I helped kill Clippy in 1999-2000.

See also: Ivermectin

On the one hand: Mouth cancer. On the other: Worker productivity to enable the surveillance state!

Won the national war poster contest then created a calendar girl who became a body positivity icon

Ah yes, I remember when *checks notes* wind energy caused 9/11. Doug Burgum is easily Trump's most embarrassing cabinet secretary and that's impressive considering he was fishing in the shallow end of the talent pool to begin with.

The wording here is an incredible self-pwn by Third Way as it tries to put its fingers on the scale. One third of the country not only wants to abolish ICE, but also supports ending ALL INTERNAL IMMIGRATION ENFORCEMENT, even when presented with a moderate alternative. This is a radicalized nation.