He’s got the most “hated substitute teacher” energy I’ve ever seen.

Trump served Team USA burgers because of course he did

“Congress will not be needed” GOP Congress claps like obedient seals

According to my SOTU app, sunset began at 8:47p ct tonight.

Yes, pre 1776 norms

thinking about how Savannah Guthrie had to cancel her trip to work the Olympics because of her mom’s kidnapping but the guy who heads up the investigative body handling the case was posting pictures of himself in the US hockey locker room today lol

Gonna be loads of stories like ‘Mamdani can’t manage through a crisis’ stories on right wing platforms next week, just saying.

I was going to ask about transplanting a tree but my phone went from 0 to 70 in one second

If you don't like Newsom, don't vote for him in the primaries. Simple. But, if he *does* win the nomination, you'd better damn well get off your fucking asses and vote for him. None of this fucking "purity pony" bullshit, because this country is literally on the raggedy edge.

Because legally qualified American voters don't want to be harassed and intimidated by masked gunmen as a condition of going to vote. Is that really hard to understand?

When that 7 leg parlay hits

Admin Officials in the Epstein Files: Donald J. Trump Melania Trump Howard Lutnick (Commerce) John Phelan (Navy) Paolo Zampolli (Kennedy Center) RFK Jr. (HHS) Kevin Warsh (Fed Nom) Mehmet Oz (CMS) Elon Musk (Fmr DOGE) Steve Bannon (Fmr WH) Alex Acosta (Fmr Labor) Bill Barr (Fmr AG)

This is the aftermath of an ICE kidnapping a few blocks from my home in St. Paul—an hour ago. A quiet street full of broken glass and at least three wrecked cars. The target of the kidnapping was taken away by ambulance. He was on a stretcher and covered by a sheet, though a cop said he was alive.

Uhh.... what?

One of the most miserable things about living in this era is having to watch the stupidest & most arrogant people in the world have to relearn The Why of literally everything good that we collectively do the hard way. The answer is always ‘Because a bunch of people died, fuckwit.’

Kerryman who is married, living and working legally in the United States for >20 years has been incarcerated by US Immigration and Customs Enforcement (Ice) since September 2025. Profoundly disturbing report by Karlin Lillington @klillington.bsky.social www.irishtimes.com/world/us/202...

The media desperately wanted to give the right a cultural moment and the problem is that they have no culture.

I love this kid and hope he kills it at the Olympics, but did no one on his team watch Ghostbusters II??

Slightlier Stoopid

If a Senator’s tail is wagging, stuff about to go down.

I’m sharing Aliya’s entire opening statement. We owe it to her, and those who no longer have a voice, to watch. youtu.be/zrcW8SZtYpI?...

When warrants and visible IDs are called nonstarters, what’s being defended isn’t law enforcement but lawlessness. If accountability hamstrings ICE, that tells you exactly how it’s operating.

omg. Musk to Epstein: "The world needs more romance."

Ian Austin, an Army veteran, was arrested for protesting ICE in Minneapolis. But he’s continued protesting. Senior reporter @julialurie.bsky.social spoke to him. “When they say, ‘Why would you be out here?’ How the fuck could I not be out here?” he says. “My nation is under attack."

I like that Duke plays both Tulane and Miami in 2026 setting up a real ghost of Darian Mensah past, ghost of Darian Mensah present, ghost of Darian Mensah future situation

He was Commander at Medium at best

Haha so that wasn’t a taunt??

Bill Melugin of Fox News may be the best-sourced journalist within ICE and CBP. If he's hearing this, the administration has a real problem.

Alex Pretti was a colleague at the VA. We hired him to recruit for our trial. He became an ICU nurse- I lover working with him. He was a good kind person who lived to help and these fuckers executed him. White. Hot. Rage.

The psyche of the New York Times liberal is twisted beyond repair and doesn’t evaluate questions by asking “what is more popular” but instead from this paranoid asymmetric posture where liberals are permanently held in disdain and therefore must secure mass support for everything or else Trump wins.

Amazing! Way to go Minneapolis!

Yeah, he’s boorish, bombastic and probably will kill us all, but he hates the people I hate so it’s worth it I guess

Oh god he has the old dog cataracts

Trump is comparing us to the nazis, my god

At halftime, I decided to boot up my computer just so I could do this. You're welcome. #NCAAFB #CFP #Doink @sarahspain.com @cjzero.bsky.social

Multi-layered “look what you made me do” lie. Because Norway didn’t give a him prize (it doesn’t decide winners) for ending wars (he didn’t end) the US won’t be peaceful anymore (bombing multiple countries) and will take Greenland (part of Denmark, not Norway) to stop Russia (it’d help Russia).

ICE ended up returning the man, Saly, after realizing he’s a fucking US citizen with no criminal record, per his sister-in-law. These fucking animals.

DOJ investigating whether Denmark lied on its Greenland mortgage.

Shirley is quite clearly a poorly educated, religious shut in with little real world experience and a childlike naivaty Making him the ideal Republican vessle

Yes. Do you know how many families are being supported by their neighbors right now? Families afraid to leave home being fed by their neighborhoods; immigrant communities feeding the old hippies standing on their street corners with whistles in 10-degree snowstorms. They cannot break us

He looks like a 79-year-old Make-A-Wish kid

It seems pretty clear Trump intends to bomb someone soon. I just can’t tell if it will be Iran, Greenland, or Minneapolis.

Senate Democrats absolutely have to shut the govt down to stop this ICE insanity in the Twin Cities. This is not sustainable & cannot be normalized. Any Democratic vote to provide money to the thugs who are brutalizing this community is a grave betrayal to the people here. Accountability can't wait.

He’s not wrong. We do engage with ice agents. Ask them what they’re doing here. Ask them their mission. But you left one teensy little thing out: we also politely ask them to get the fuck out of our communities.

This video is the perfect encapsulation of the illegal, thuggish, unprovoked, violent conduct of ICE. Rep. @benniethompson.bsky.social, I trust that you and the House Homeland Security Committee will have interest in this.

ICE kidnap 17-year-old U.S. citizen working at Target then dump him bleeding and crying miles away in a Walmart parking lot… 🤬

11 days into the new year and we've got a new illegal war of plunder with an abducted head of state, full administration backing for executing moms driving near ICE, and the chair of the federal reserve recording proof of life videos to explain the threats he's recieved from the president

Guarantee last two republican presidents wouldn’t pass but for different reasons