ANUBIS: (presses button with paw) [guilty] OSIRIS: im sorry he does this when he's hungry ANUBIS: (button) [guilty] [bad] [food] OSIRIS: you already ate ANUBIS: (button) [bad] [bad] [bad] OSIRIS: he's right though we weighed your heart against the feather and its not looking good

"Plants aren't that hard to take care of. Plants tell you what they need and if you listen, they thrive. People are more difficult. Telling people what you need and finding those that will listen to you, let alone respond to those needs? That's hard." 🌱

Solange Knowles’ Saint Heron has launched a free digital archival library of literature by Black and brown authors, poets, and artists. Readers can borrow rare and out-of-print books for up to 45 days

Hello @ec.europa.eu , or whoever is responsible for enforcing the rules, X's AI, Grok, is denying the Holocaust. Holocaust denial is illegal in France. Please don't make an exception when it comes to a billionaire, as usual. Please take concrete and firm action against this cruel disinformation.

welcome to the club, wolves

Oath of the Engineer: "In my profession I take deep pride. To it I owe solemn obligations. ... I shall participate in none but honest enterprises. ... In the performance of duty, and in fidelity to my profession, I shall give the utmost." Oath of the Software Engineer: Fuck it we ball

this reminds me that Sash and I are teaching @2impostors.bsky.social about the bible (organically, I swear) through memes like this

Jesus to his disciples:

This might be an unpopular opinion but what this baby seal is doing is very special to me, personally.

Whenever people discuss if ChatGPT should be used in education, it should be noted that OpenAI's board includes a a professor who sought advice from a pedophile on how to manipulate one of his mentees into having sex with him, and in those conversations they substituted her name with a racial slur.

Nail art inspired by #iwtvsky

makeup by Dee

lowkey embarrassing how there’s a direct line between me watching the IWTV movie at 10 and going on to learn French and study there

it’s “french accurate” your honor

instead of reading things about RFK from Nuzzi, you should be learning 's'il vous plaît' from Muzzy

what perfect album came out the year you turned 16? this and Elephant two years later rewired my brain

Complete Millenial Victory, we are now in charge of DI band programs

there’s nothing like the dopamine hit of hyper focusing on creating something

in other news, my 5 year old Intel MBP has been freezing more often lately so I finally upgraded and got a new M5 yesterday. holy fuck I cannot believe how much zippier this machine is at literally everything

I love making websites 🥹 and doing personal projects where I have to figure out how to do things differently than I do at work 🥹

IT'S '6-7', COOPER. A GENERATION ALPHA TREND. WHAT THEY CALL A 'MAY-MAY'. IT'S AN ORPHANED SIGNIFIER, NO SIGNS ATTACHED. ONE COULD CALL IT DADAIST, BUT SOMME SAY IT'S TOO STUPID TO BE DADA. IT'S ANTI-MEANING, ANTI-HUMOUR, BUT DAMN IF THOSE KIDS DON'T FIND IT A CRACK-UP.

Neil Gaiman’s books were hugely important to me for decades, but the moment I learned he was a scumbag I stopped engaging with his work and have been shocked by how little I think about it now. It’s not that hard! There’s so much stuff!

"Get rich or try sharing" Pasteups seen in New Orleans, Louisiana

enamel pins and tote bags are back in the shop! the last of the preorders went out this week and remaining stock is available while supplies last 😎 emilycheeseman.com/shop

Here's my card for #iwtvtarot: Seven of Swords 🧡💛 Meaning: lies, trickery, scheming, strategy, resourcefulness, sneakiness, cunning Reversed: confession, conscience, regret, maliciousness, truth revealed

you can’t be putting this in the paper (gift link but i do not recommend you use it www.nytimes.com/2025/11/14/s...)

For #FossilFriday & in honor of @alinemghilardi.bsky.social & colleagues' fantastic discovery of a new Cretaceous pterosaur in Brazil in a dinosaur regurgitalite ("fossil vomit"), here's a diagram I made for my book 'Dinosaurs Without Bones' (2014) showing the physics of a puking brachiosaur. 🧪🦕🤮🪨

i am thisclose to figuring out how to serve up different rsvp forms based on which password you enter and then i will have built a whole damn functioning wedding website

A big idea that commercials tried to give to me growing up was that there were brands of gum with so much flavor that if my grandpa ate it he would just die

Cancel your NYT Games subscription. You can play newspaper games on puzzmo.com without financing pedophile cover-ups, anti-trans rhetoric, right-wing columnists and (generously) the occasional token lib.

Super massive 210° panorama of the south east Otago coast from Chrystalls Beach as the #Aurora australis was waining a bit (yeah this wasn't even the insane bit). Cooks Rock is an old volcanic vent & impressive rock. #Nikon #NZ #Panorama

a bright young reporter with a point of view #iwtv #interviewwiththevampire #armandaniel

went to the dispensary huh

I’ve never seen a better ldpdl impression honestly

Holy shit, just learned about the typewriter art of Montserrat Alberich Escardívol, a Catalan typist. Using an extra wide typewriter and 180 color ribbons, she built up elaborate images from simple characters like 'm' and '.' and ';'. Here is her typewritten painting of the Cathedral of Barcelona.

I’ve been replacing webpack with vite on a Silverstripe site, and this one task has taught me more about managing build environments than the entire last year of work 🫠

Touching grass isn't enough, I need to be reminded of the timelessness of the human need to create beauty and connection.

how did i go so long not knowing we were literally teaching people to read wrong. i knew something wasn't right but jesus christ www.apmreports.org/episode/2019...

Here's one of the main reasons why I'm 100% sure AI is in a bubble, regardless of any potential "success" it has in the next 6-12 months. Right now the majority of AI "success" at scale has been found in AI coding tools for software engineers. (thread)

Meridian's newest solar farm is being built on stolen Māori land www.nzherald.co.nz/northern-adv...

once every other week or so I have to start work at 8, and I always end the day like “wow, I got so much done and now I can go at 4, this is so nice!”. and then I continue to not do that unless forced.

I never do sales, but I'm doing a big Christmas sale this year! Shop #kikorangi local, support an artist, and give unique gifts that always hit with their recipient! Get in and snag bundle deals, marked down tees, and restocked items that were previously sold out: pepperraccoon.com/collections/...

My tiny Over the Garden Wall fan game is now available for FREE! 🎉 juliaminamata.itch.io/otgw Thanks so much @patrickmchale.bsky.social, @forkfrenzy.bsky.social, @blastingcompany.bsky.social, Elijah Wood, @clickpulp.com, @grundislav.games. Thanks @requiemcafe.bsky.social & @mossmouth.bsky.social.

Kyle Kingsbury is not a journalist. He is not an op-ed writer. He is a computer safety researcher. And he has written one of the most compelling, comprehensive accounts of the ongoing hell in Chicago that you could possibly imagine. In under 1600 words. aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...

I don’t know what the fuck they’re doing over at NeonTV, but it’s messed up that something I’ve watched on the platform before suddenly doesn’t have closed captions now