Excited to announce that I will be playing "putrid mutant in a loincloth" in the 2028 theatrical release of "ELDEN RING"

Enjoying a little weekend escape from my tech nightmare reality by watching The NBA Playoffs Presented by Google on Amazon Prime Streaming

Asking New Yorkers if they’ve been personally victimized by Santacon is very funny actually www.fbi.gov/how-we-can-h...

Devoting my life to catching and compromising to a permanent end the guy responsible for smoke detector chirps

Bloody eyes on the menu, foam spewing from my mouth as I scream HOW COULD I POSSIBLY CHOOSE ON MY OWN!? HOW!?

“I bought these before the AI pivot” bumper sticker for my sneakers

Last week, a 20 year-old man threw a molotov cocktail at Sam Altman's mansion; two days later, people fired a gun at it. Earlier that week, someone fired gunshots into an city councilman's house who approved a data center. Why the AI backlash has turned violent:

Programming tutorials and documentation have gotten so much worse. I used to learn by watching videos on YouTube or whatever, but now the majority are just like, "paste the prompt in the description." Why bother learning anything when the shortcut is right there.

currently prefacing a slack message with “friendly reminder” while I clench my teeth hard enough to bite through an aircraft hull

24/7 livestream of my apartment titled unc crashes out

"Using OpenClaw with Claude AI is about to get a lot more expensive" is indistinguishable to me from "Ape holders can use multiple slurp juices on a single ape"

Do AI next

Happy to send a few bucks to the greatest country on Earth. I'd send them more if I could, actually. It's a good cause.

Sorry to @doomquasar.bsky.social who will be forced to play this with me while I squeal like a pig

Easily one of the root causes of all the dumb shit we're dealing with is how guys like this lie, just straight-up make up the dumbest most "everyone is 12" brained bullshit they can possibly imagine, and everyone reporting on it just runs with that as their headline uncritically

This is a sign of fear, knowing slop is a real issue and forced to make it sound like they don’t make slop when they’re in the business of providing slop making technology. Keep calling it slop keep calling out slop when you see it and keep coming up with catchy words like DLSSlop.

Trip report: arrived like, four hours early for a flight in Phoenix, made it through security in ten minutes. Cool.

My dumbest conspiracy theory is that this used to work until the microfiber cloth industry developed some kind of technology that turns t-shirt wipes into oil smears

Personal thanks the Nintendo corporation for releasing the adult Pokémon game for my six cross country fights in three weeks. Building a paradise for these little freaks. I’d be dead otherwise.

can think of at least 50 artists who, if you gave them each even like 100 thousand dollars, it would absolutely change the culture we live in for the better. 5 million is pocket change in the scheme of things. but we have to live in a world where all of that capital is wasted on bullshit like this.

this one hurts the most

We're undoing 25 years of recovery from early aughts Top Model body dysmorphia with all of this AI-generated yassification

Love to send ConEdison $440 every month so I can heat half of my apartment. Heating my entire apartment would cost more than that, so I leave those parts uninhabitable. The economy is good and I have normal feelings about it. Yogurt should be $8.99.

Like in real life, merely being observed in Marathon results in my immediate demise.

RIP to the only place in the Mall of America that I’ve thrown up in

Not sure I’ll ever love extraction shooters but Marathon is easily the coolest looking video game I’ve ever played man

WHAT IF YOU JUST READ A FUCKING BOOK

The data from your Meta Ray Bans is used to train Meta's AI, which most people don't understand means that humans are looking at the most intimate details of their lives. www.svd.se/a/K8nrV4/met...

Child poison factory absolves responsibility by launching toll-free tip line for those impacted by poisoned children

For all of the harassment and confusion these "AI" tools have wrought, at least I'll never lazily use the "it's not just X, it's Y" sentence structure again. Silver lining.

Every major disaster in this country over my lifetime has been self inflicted by right wing ideologues with just enough complicit or inert Democrats to enable or ratify them. That's why we've been on this doom trajectory for the last ~50 years and it'll keep getting worse if that doesn't change

I will be buying the children's game "Pokémon" so I can have the new Pokémon, Browt. Browt is a chickpea. I'm 40.

just spitballing but some of it might have something to do with 15 years of sociopathic behavior culminating in the enthusiastic embrace of violent fascism

everyone loved the tech industry's free music and friendship machines of 20-30 years ago. it's unclear what could be causing people to feel the opposite about the industry's new racism and insanity machine

I’ve been hanging on by a thread all year and I’m terrified to think of what’ll happen without access to 20-year-olds realizing their Olympic dreams all day every day

Good blog from @xoxogossipgita.bsky.social. It's this, for me. No amount of boosted efficiency will offset the fact that "AI" is going to make life more grueling, expensive, and speculative for us. It's been Silicon Valley's playbook for like, 20 years.

It's violence, actually, to force me into a meeting about AI while I could be in The Gold Zone™

I’m turning forty tomorrow and these bobsledders are the only thing keeping me from being swallowed by the earth

The mission accomplished banner industry is making a killing

things are going well at work

JUSTIFIED “FUCK ICE” CHANTS #AEWDynamite

I’ve never felt more shame, more regret, than I did after seeing my @warframe.com year in review this morning

My politics

Zohran's doing so much work that we were surprised he didn't personally stop the heels from cheating at the indie wrestling show I went to in Williamsburg last night

As soon as you make one billion dollars you are forced to do one of the following: 1. Send emails to Jeffrey Epstein about “eart hly delihgts” 2. Inject child’s blood in a bunker paid for by your data surveillance company 3. Book All Elite Wrestling

Not sure how you’re supposed to Be Normal in a society run by a pedophile cabal knowing that absolutely nothing is going to come of this

no amount of pro-ai talking points eradicates the point that this technology in the hands of the masses virtually is destroying in real time the concept of shared reality. like, far beyond any kind of positive gain for society we see, the impact is giving all of society collective schizophrenia

Looks like shit, thanks