Axl Rose vocal style is like a drunk Geddy Lee doing Rick James karaoke

The Enhanced Games were a predictably stupid failure: defector.com/the-enhanced...

We need a term like “coworker music” or “coworker politics” for your cowoker’s insane, bespokely incorrect understanding of what the world is like and how it works (as distinct from their politics I guess) Coworker cosmology? Coworker reality? Coworker subjectivity?

Springer! RIP to a real one lol.

"It's actually cheaper for me to order out than to cook as a single person" is a lie you tell yourself in your 20s, I know this is the case because it is a lie I told myself in my 20s to order the burrito that I wanted.

Are parents like even teaching their kids to cook anymore? How many grown ass adults were straight up never taught? Especially men, I'm sorry to say that some of my work bros cook like they are in jail. Like microwaving hot cheetos in their ramen level of cooking.

The big divide in America right now is not just a political rift, it's cultural and it's been super fast forwarded since peak COVID because everyone is online now and peak COVID itself was a catalyst slash the light that cast it into sharp relief.

Now is truly the time of monsters. Sure man I'll drink a goddamn capri sun of pizza soup. Words don't mean anything anymore

University President: Good afternoon Class of 2026! Please put your hands together for this year’s graduation speaker, MOLOCH!!

I keep curb scoring beautiful old office chairs! Look at this thing. It's in good condition and it's huge and comfortable. Heavy as hell

I finally got my computer all set up and working! Next i need to figure how to get software on it. Win98 doesn't have a driver for my flash drive and my laptop doesn't have a CD burner. My laptop runs Linux Mint. If y'all have any ideas, post em. I'm gonna keep googling

QTP with your favorite Disney princess ⚔️

Haha! I'm immortal!

Sesshomaru from Inuyasha. This dude blew my mind when i was 12 or 13. He's not femme-coded at all but he's PRETTY. I had never seen a pretty AND masculine man before and it was like he was winning a game I didn't know you could play. I was like "I wanna hit that AND I wanna be that"

Siennas are goated. That's what I drive!

The very Bluesky-coded "own" of searching for key terms on someone's account and not finding anything is funny because, I don't know, I feel like if you're a normal person, it feels weird and performative to post about something serious that you find personally affecting but have no influence over.

The monitor for my Windows98 computer will arrive this week so i was setting up a place for my computer to go, and I opened the box of accessories I bought and it was BRAND NEW from the 90s! I had to take the plastic and twist ties off the stuff!

Man what the fuck is up with this website and the "big" accounts on here having such strong opinions about each other. This is a C-list social media platform at best. Who on earth cares. Y'all must not have any actual problems. Log off already

At this point I honestly want them to do it. Some problems solve themselves

I personally know several people who are letting discomfort intolerance ruin their lives. I've seen them retreat into escapism or like reorder their entire lives around not being able to jump one particular hurdle. It's hard watching people i care about suffer the same problems over and over forever

Figured I'd throw on the holiday garb

I fly like paper get high like kites If you catch me at the border imma speed dial ICE

The red vs blue poll experiment is stupid because either nobody dies or only decent people die. I'm picking blue even if I'm the only blue voter. I don't want to live in the shitty world that red voters would create.

Honey, I Glued a Gun to the Dog

86 47!

Every fucking one of em 🥊 all at once

Hair's longer'n hell now

The Sega Genesis is ADHD-coded and the SNES is autism-coded

The knuckle dragger who designed this box cutter ought to be trebucheted into low Earth orbit. It didn't even last as long as the disposable razor blade it came with

Anchovy cuz I'm nasty

We milked this titty on rock and roll

Cocaine is literally one of the least ethical things you can buy. Your money goes straight to cartels that murder people and enslave children. Don't fund that!

Farmer Cody is mixin dirt

this whole movement really is just men getting oneshotted by the body image/eating disorder stuff women have dealt with for decades

(The answer to this is that the typical person can be seeing a higher standard of living over time, even as some much smaller and more vocal share of people experience absolute declines in standard of living and a larger share of people *perceive* they have a lower standard of living *relatively*)

Fit check

I'm not going to read the "I can take my dog anywhere" article because I know that I am going to be enraged. I can't believe how many people absolutely REFUSE to take people with allergies or people who just DO NOT WANT DOGS IN RESTAURANTS into consideration.

What if being goth worked like body building. You listen to several hours of The Cure every day and you get on a strict clove cigarette regimen, and your hair starts getting darker and darker until it turns black and you wake up with a new piercing every so often. "I'm vampiremaxxing" you'd say.

Turning my compost. It got too wet so I lasagna'd bunch of leaves in between layers of compost. Now it will rot properly. We will settle the age old war between bacteria and fungi once and for God damn all

If the problem is just this one guy, then like what economic and societal conditions created a problem like Trump in the first place, and how was he able to get all the way to the office of the presidency in a country that's supposed to have checks and balances? He didn't just fall out of the sky.

Hockey is just PVP floor sweeping

Damn I reckon he's been kinda popular

I finally caved and got a Windows 98 computer! I've been wanting one pretty bad. I can play old games and do retro 3d renders! DVD-ROM, CD-RW, floppy drive. Thinking about upgrading it.

A single full charge of my Kobo Clara has lasted 31% of the way thru Infinite Jest. It's the only book I've read since I bought my Kobo recently and I've only charged it the initial time. That is seriously impressive

people finding out a science fiction writer they like has bad and incoherent politics

Edward Milkhands

Meal plan chicken for the next week. I bought three packs of tiddies from Aldi and this is like one and two thirds packs. Fajita seasoning, a lil lime juice, instant pot. Then shred it. Only seasoned lightly cuz i usually add it to whatever else I'm cooking to get that protein in. And it's cheap!