Veganism is cool and all but I could never do that shit

I finished a whole chapstick without losing it or running it thru the dryer. Please clap

I'm not joking. This is not only a death threat, its one they've acted on before and absolutely intend to act on again.

Bill Clinton seems like the kind of guy who reacts to all his sex scandals with “still got it”

okay, that just about does it

I went to the pharmacy this morning and bought an antibiotic and a probiotic. Thirty fuckin bucks to break even on bacteria.

Trump take weed

AI nutjobs really think that shit is Ghost in the Shell

It does no harm to the romance of the sunset to know a little about it.

American elections are determined by three questions: how many Republicans and Democrats are there, how motivated are they to vote, and how are the idiots feeling.

Keep Trying #art

Doing math homework with Windows98. I think he's about to shed

I am JUST old enough to have caught a taste of the Before Times as a young adult, and yeah, I have pretty much universally found that under-30 LGBTs *literally do not believe you* when you tell them how significant the turnaround has been, and HOLY HELL does it leave me frustrated at times.

Remember Rev. David Black, the Chicago pastor who was shot in the head with pepper balls? If you haven't heard him speak yet, listen to this. To ICE: "You can repent"

Dwayne "The Bathtub, I'm Dwowning" Johnson

Beck could eat a pack of guitar strings and SHIT a hit. That man is a genius

we talk too much about the male loneliness crisis and not enough about the male suckerfication crisis maxread.substack.com/p/prediction...

I want to be this woman when i grow up. She's a bad mf

if you don’t spend several hours a day on your phone you’ll miss all the Crap and Bullshit

I propose an international law that once you become personally responsible for the murder of 1,000 people, be it via direct violence or policy, you are declared a dragon and adventurers can form parties to quest against you.

Rolling into the Cook-Out drive thru flexing a mf Stuart tank

Every time some mean spirited conservative dies they’re like, "Please show some respect for this piece of shit who hated you"

like, i’m sorry man, but gun to my head, i’ll take the statistical probability of another fukushima nuclear disaster over the certainty of what we’re losing to climate change turning off existing nuclear plants before we’re out of fossil fuel consumption to displace is objectively insane!

Baseball player physiognomies: -I smoke weed -cultured apex asethete -dan from jiffy lube

Had to work yesterday so my partner and I watched Nosferatu after work. The Type O Negative version! I love every version of this movie but this is my fave

Average anarchism enjoyer

I got no privacy!

This was just posted by a CBS News producer on their Instagram stories.

I turned off autocorrect/autocomplete on my phone keyboard so sometimes i miss capitals or hit the wrong letter because idgaf. It is because of my Butlerian Jihad/antitech tendencies, not because all lowercase is "in" rn. All of my dumb shit came out of a gen-yoo-wine human brain.

Conservatives who only get news from Tiktok almost make me miss conservatives who only watched Fox News

TLDR; The PSF has made the decision to put our community and our shared diversity, equity, and inclusion values ahead of seeking $1.5M in new revenue. Please read and share. pyfound.blogspot.com/2025/10/NSF-... 🧵

Another reason to get your flu shot: The CDC Fluview map of influenza and ILI (influenza like illness) is normally updated weekly. It has not been changed since September 20. Patient: Help me doctor I'm really sick! Me: Ok Patient: Is flu going around? Me: Fuck if I know 🤷

EBT/SNAP generates 1.5x-1.75x more economic activity than it costs, and also it costs taxpayers very little. Failing to pay out benefits hurts people and the economy

The Netherlands is German England

No matter what the original HALO devs intended you can drive the warthog everywhere and run over everything it’s your god given right as a consumer of HALO the video game

Come on down to the lab, and see what's on the slab! #BrewSky

Kegged that clone of Pete's Wicked Ale last night! It tasted pretty good so we will see how it turns out after it's chilled and carbed. #BrewSky

I am really good at solving problems. God's hand slipped when he made me and he turned my willpower up to 11. It's been great as far as escaping the poverty I grew up in, but man am I bad at acceptance. People say "pick your battles" but I just scroll to the bottom and select "all."

The Elf Prince of Bele Chere (b. 1990) Études en cheveux, 2025 Human hair on shower wall

please watch movies and read books and play games and look at art, please view it with your own eyes through a lens you made yourself and not just through video essayists and ending explained videos please im begging you

"I don't believe what you say because I see what you do"

Blue collar work sucks. I'm so sick of poorly educated coworkers with despicable attitudes and political opinions and no emotional maturity whatsoever. Long hours, low wages, substance abuse, work every holiday, shitty insurance. I can't wait to have a boring Excel office job.

This is quite a hed/subhed. 1) Start with Vance. Use strong action verb. Accept the autocratic premise that the “Marines’ Might” are Vance’s to flex. 2) Mention the protest second and absurdly describe them as in the thousands 3) Treat Trump’s strong man use of the military as a partisan scuffle.