Still not over texting with my sister today and us both insulting each other and me getting confused which insult was mine, because she’s almost identically the same kinda asshole.

A friend at a Mag 7 company reported they’re laying off legal staff and outsourcing important compliance/safety functions to “AI”—when I asked (skeptically) if they really believed they could trust the technology for that they said “well, you can if you’re willing to take huge risks.”

I got into an old school argument with my mom and I have to go to a wedding I don’t want to next year. I legit was all like MOOOOOMMMMMM NO! I don’t want to!

Fucking Resign, Dipshit

I thought I couldn't be more over this weak pathetic out of touch man. I was wrong.

I’m so pissed off.

I know super Dave Osborn is on the team but get the fuck out ya goddamn weirdo… enough.

Politicians are not going to save us. Fuck them. It’s time to just be full on hippy activists. Fuck It. Let’s just do this.

I do.

Reptar became a country band?! We’re fucking cooked. I refuse this reality. I won’t let this happen.

Is Schumer in Epstein files? Makes me wonder.

I respect cardboard.

If the terms of this “deal” are as reported, just while Trump is at his weakest in a year, than it’s hard to see how anyone pushing wouldn’t be primaried. But it could be that a bunch of retiring Senators who are taking point in negotiations want to pull a Sinema.

These fookers haven't been able to think for themselves for years. Again it's not about policy prescriptions which the entire party doesn't disagree that much on. It's the obsequiousness to elites, self-serving nature of the "establishment cut-outs".

@chancethelawyer.bsky.social I’m not exactly sure why I associate music with you… that’s not a normal thing for me online, but I think you’d like this for some reason. youtu.be/BDJsN9P1pUA?...

Bully their kids.

I’m willing to nullify any judgement if someone wants to sandwich Schumer.

My fellow introverts! Call now and leave a rambling vm.

@chrismurphyct.bsky.social now is the time to knife @schumer.senate.gov. Right now.

I assume they’ll be getting everything they’re asking for plus the return of law and order for white collar crime? Oh? No? Hmm Noted

Can’t wait for my 50-year mortgage on my Trumpville Mansion.

So close.

This!🤣🥲🙄

Primary them all.

I know it won’t do anything, but I called and OMG. Try it. It’s horrible.

I called and left a message 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

This. Exactly this.

Looks like this is real. About 40% of the flight at 8k feet, then bumped up to 10k, and then finally went up higher, but only to 20k feet. Much slower than normal flight and likely burned a lot more fuel. But the view out the window was probably impressive. www.flightaware.com/live/flight/...

WE NEED MORE COMPUTE TO LEAD AI. So stop making videos that are corrosive to the social fabric and use that. WE JUST MADE A 100 BILLION DOLLAR DEAL WITH $NVDA!

I get through several lines of german before I realize I have no idea what it said.

I can’t even. Is this what dems are caving for? “Promise to hold a vote”……

Out running errands, some little kid looked at me like I was crazy, and I was thinking fuck you little kid… but then I remembered that I’m limping like Quasimoto. Kid marked safe. This time.

My first thought watching a @mnufc.com player get the first red card of the season last night was… did he get paid off? We’re introducing misaligned incentives all over the place now.

Hey Bluesky friends… I want to check in about my poasting style. I’ve been heavy on reskeeting stuff. Started doing that when in was a smaller community, and kept it up… is it necessary anymore? Too much?

I’m not going to say I’m the best negotiator in the world, but I never negotiate against myself. @schumer.senate.gov is an idiot.

I find this totally amazing.

My latest reporting:

So first time home buyers age is 40 yrs now. 50 years means they will never pay the house off in their lifetime and also means they won’t leave anything to their kids. Nice plan you got there.

Chuck Schumer should be [redacted]

I assumed that since Schumer asked for such a pathetically low number on the ACA extension (1 year) it would get whittled down to maybe four months and pinky promises. But if this reporting is accurate, they're not even going to try for four months. They're just going to take the pinky promises.

I dislike these kinda boomer memes, but

AI frenzy: “For context, those 3 years of $1.55tn of capex from just these five companies is the equivalent of 17.2 per cent of ALL capex by American companies across 2021, the last year before the AI boom really started. We’re soon going to be able to make a lot of cat videos.”

Senile satan. 🤣