Today is Sextidi the 16th of Floréal in the year 234. Floréal is the month of flowers. Today we celebrate comfrey.#JacobinDay More information on comfrey

in this ptsd-ridden house we stan Peter Levine and Judith Herman whomst van der kolk cribbed all his shit from anyway. also van der kolk is apparently a real shithead to work with/for!

Alan Moore in the Observer Q&A today

damn peggy don't hurt em 😭 youtu.be/2iC-V2coOl0/

just a fucking incredible song with a vid that's incredibly stressful to watch. vince staples forever youtu.be/qdcD99Pd0oo

Introduce yourself as a TV character

lol uranus is conjunct my moon rn 🌝

this is one of the best memes of all time

I believe I will

that's william howard taft

fuck it, we'll do it lich

my serious answer is to turn it into a media literacy / anti-conspiracy theory / cult de-programming project using @theonion.com 's & Tim's gifts of humor as the sugar that helps the medicine go down

VERY COOL PERSON: It's four-twenty, you know what that means? ME: Hell yeah! [starts shoving blackbirds into a pie]

I’ll never forget watching The Wicker Man with my outer Hebridean mum. “I just don’t know where there got all that wicker from”

We all have days like this

and one of the four beasts, they said to me, 'sir, come and see' and it was a big beautiful white horse, the whitest horse - you're not allowed to say that anymore but we're bringing it back - but you know if Babylon the Great hadn't fallen perhaps I'd be dating her. [zesty] Abominations!

it's so cool that the mad king is beefing with the pope and committing heresies and is also likely an antichrist. the zeitgeist is just truly infernal

rewatching "The Boys" and i just really love this show

first in my bloodline to see someone get excommunicated by a community note

how much money does the marine corps lose

no yeah please give me a list of desperate hacks to save money while a minuscule sliver of the population hoards all the wealth and our government pisses in our mouths. thank you, newspaper ❤️

Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.

fortress of smallitude

He is risen

i will do it, i will endure the 5-spice agony and become the first bene gesserit. i can be trusted with such power, nothing weird will happen

@johnnybrainwash.bsky.social have you tried this

I can't believe the "New Yorker" REJECTED this cartoon!

Someone sent me this.

Submitting a pull request

kids are calling it the charlie challenge. go to utah valley university and find the exact spot on the quad where he was shot in the neck and dig a hole right there and fuck the ground

i did not make this up. this is an actual screenshot, from right now.

your grandparents voting for reagan

Born 30th March 1930, actor John Astin. Sadly, the majority of the original cast of "The Addams Family" are no longer with us, but, happily John is still around. John Astin played Gomez Addams in the show from 1964 to 1966. He is 96 today. #JohnAstin #Gomez

“I asked ChatGPT”- ok well I asked the mycelium and it said to plant more trees and to tell you to return to the forest

cardinal petey pizzeria is correct

wow this fucking rules

wow this fucking sucks

it is by design that we are drowning in nostalgia to the point that people refuse to see the present & the harm that is being done in the here-and-now. it kills imagination & hope for a better future & gives people a way to escape their obligation to act. it is time to put away childish things

after getting rid of her shitheel MAGA husband my grandmother is back to her old self - talking about the injustices of the US prison system & how she's always liked Woody Guthrie's "ideas about things". we're blooming like cherry trees over here 🌸🌸🌸

Time sensitive: this is the last day to submit comments opposing the Bureau of Land Management's clearcutting of Oregon's ancient forests. This is a tool that educates you on just how diabolical it is, and it helps you submit your comment. morethanjustparks.com/oregon-old-g...

We’ve told all the casting agents that the Weird Al biopic sequel is currently on hold, but they just keep sending in headshots.

Sure that sounds good

The members of the Irish-language rap trio Kneecap said that they joined an international aid convoy to Cuba because they could not stay silent while the island - gripped by crisis under a US fuel blockade - was being "strangled".

billions of dollars can't cure you of being a painfully uncool incurious dullard and it never will!