THIS SHIT IS SO DANGEROUS THE LAST TIME I DID THIS I HAD A PIC-A-NIC BASKET AND SOME STUPID BEAR IN A GREEN HAT WEARING A COLLAR AND TIE (WHILE RIDING A GOTDANGED BIKE!!!) CAME ALONG, STOLE IT, AND CYCLED OFF INTO THE SUNSET YELLING ABOUT HOW HE WAS SMARTER THAN THE AVERAGE BEAR FUCK JELLYSTONE PARK

Trailer for our new #inidegame called Penguin Colony! We are collaborating with Lenval Brown (Disco Elysium, Ultrakill) to bring this unique re-imagining to life www.youtube.com/watch?v=aylG...

I made a free* webcomic template site for Carrd! If you want somewhere to host your comic but don’t want to bother with building a new website and having to use plugins then this may be for you! (Link below!)

[P] Don't you fuck with me, www.pizzint.watch

I haven’t been this excited for a bubble to burst since I was a toddler.

It’s nine o’clock on a Saturday The unholy thing shambles in He’s too big for the chair sitting next to me And he makes an unbearable din Sing us a song, you’re the piano man Your skin is a wooden facade You’ve brass pedals for hands And your hair’s copper strands Give unbearable insult to god

Environmental storytelling.

do we think being headless makes him a better or a worse thompson gunner. obviously it makes him better at revenge

Your chefs were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should. But seriously these look delicious.

ah yeah the familiar whiplash of seeing a legacy media org cover something you're an actual expert in and realizing "oh if this is how badly they're fucking up this, how badly are they fucking up every other topic?"

i really want us, collectively, to understand that chat format LLMs cannot assess their own behavior. if you ask it what it did, it will construct a likely response to your query and that is all. "why did you do this" is projection. even accusing them of "lying" is projection.

Louis-Maurice Boutet de Monvel (1850-1913), Jeanne d'Arc

you're gonna wanna see this

I saw this in Tumblr years ago and it's been living in my head. I've never been able to find it again so I remade it myself.

I’m petrified about today’s science news. Genetically modifying crabs to have cheetah genes? This could go sideways fast.

May the fourth be with you!

My shitposting predates social media by decades. :)

It's "Make a Terrible Comic Day," and cousin, I sure tried

hey, i made a terrible comic instead of working #makeaterriblecomicday2025

This came up in my reels a few days ago & I haven't been able to stop thinking about it

They paved paradise, Put up a parking lot. Paradise said: That hurt, but let me tell you about geologic time

Hahahahaha.

Human rights include the rights of the occasional jerk, lazy person, & "normally law-abiding person who ran a red light this morning b/c their alarm didn't go off." One can make correct arguments about the aggregate contributions of immigrants w/o suggesting there's a virtue test for "good ones."

I don't care if I've said this before, unofficial or not, this is one of the best crossovers in history.

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GKIDS is proud to announce we'll be bringing a new 4K remaster of Hideaki Anno and Shinji Higuchi's SHIN GODZILLA to North American theatres starting August 14! 💥 brnw.ch/21wT5Ox

unions: they get the job done

Almost done! I couldn’t leave out this edible assortment of medieval tiles from the British Museum. The biscuit recipe was inspired by flavours from the same period: honey, ginger, and clove.

whenever someone says they use chatgpt/Ai for whatever reason i dont care i immediately feel the sims "--👬" above my head skjdfh

BIG GOAT LITTLE GOAT is this month's free one page game. One of you is a big goat. The other is a little goat. If you need to know more than that, this game is probably not for you. PDFs and "design notes" here: www.patreon.com/posts/128931...

New insult just dropped

help I'm obsessed with the warring mother robins who unhappily share a nest

There is a fucking corn snake?? In my bedroom????? It climbed into the baseboard? My cat is scratching and whining at the door so she can come back in and keep fighting it???

Never meet your heroes

When Clive Barker was working on the MUMMY remake for Universal in the early '90s, he had a trans character in the script, and when the studio vetoed it, he basically said "I really can't stress how much I don't need to fucking make THE MUMMY" and left.

okay here are my thoughts

With alt text.

Art class should never stop being a thing. Like if right after lunch we all got to go down to the basement for an hour, throw on a smock, and make collages out of old magazines while somebody's eccentric, slightly witchy aunt tells us how great we're doing, I feel like we'd all be in a better place.

Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen

nobody does more brutal fashion reviews than the irish