You can not duck faster than you can fall.

Take a deep breath. Breathe in with your chest, not your stomach. Do you see how your posture changed? Try breathing with your chest for a while.

*puts glove on already very dirty hand before grabbing something even dirtier*

I can't stop thinking about this video since I saw it last night

I forgot to activate an elevator.

Phrase of the day: "I want to be depressed, I just want to be depressed at 150 beats per minute."

Super Holo Wars Chapter 1 releasing later this month! #Hololive #indiegame #fangame #SRPG

All thoughts have been replaced with snot.

The worst part about being sick is it's just miserable enough and my head's just foggy enough that I can't actually get anything done despite sitting around all day.

In my day combat was civilized. You took an action, you waited your turn, your waited for the enemy to take THEIR turn. None of this Active Time Battle stuff. Real time combat was for Action RPGs. Which are just beat 'em ups with an English degree.

25 years ago today, ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US began its worldwide invasion on @newgrounds.com.

So the game we played tonight was made by The Rat Zone, who have an absolutely phenominal website: therat.zone

🚨Incredibly important information!

Uh oh, forgot to get decaf. Now I'm fighting to stay on this plane of reality.

gift art for @nakateleeli.bsky.social - his tiny witch OC Tofu dressed up as Mismagius!

phrase of the day: "My hands are an environmental hazard."

phrase of the day: "Why is the bag of bean on the bale, and not in the bin for bean?"

The phrase of the day is "I'm one small inconvenience away from becoming a supervillian."

Season's Metroid Christmas Eve at 4pmEST! www.youtube.com/live/nuWitJk...

Please don't name your product that.

firefox AI and slop disablers from tumblr for the people from local hero mckitterick. Tried it on my end and the browser is significantly faster now (copy paste-able in the alt text)

It's time for Hyper Princess Pitch to ruin Christmas this year too! www.remargames.se/pitch.php

The ideal state of being is bundled up and cozy while being in that state between awake and asleep.

You are going to get through this. Whether you want to or not.

Please fund this game www.kickstarter.com/projects/gob...

Just updated my idle/autobattler to version 0.8! naka.itch.io/beyond-the-h...

The masculine urge to own a traffic cone.

I can now do B I G M A T H

I feel like I think about static and kinetic friction a lot more than most people.

Pulling is just more complicated pushing.

Sometimes you wait so long for a game to come out that when it finally does your base tastes have changed and you're no longer interested. Actually amazing that the devs themselves can stay interested for so long.

Eat some chocolate > stomach gets upset > want to feel better > eat some chocolate >

Weeping angel except instead of trying to kill you she's a highschool girl trying to pass her class.

Horror games be like: Look at how cool and scary our monster is! Objective of the game: See the monster as little as possible.

Twitter is now 75% bot activity. The dead internet theory aint a theory anymore.

How do you make a design cooler? Fire hair. static.wikia.nocookie.net/palworld/ima...

I saw this in Tumblr years ago and it's been living in my head. I've never been able to find it again so I remade it myself.

old samus comic (1/3)

I actually need some help for this month because of the rotten situation me and my mother are in. Any help is appreciated even though I know it's tough times for everyone right now. gofund.me/55100eb7

Just updated my idle game Beyond the Horizon to v0.7! New character and new armor! naka.itch.io/beyond-the-h...

I want to play Nightreign just so I can play a Revenant la creatura

I am 2 follows and one review away from being verified on #vgen so if you need #twitchemotes, a PNGtuber or other assets, you'd also be helping me get verified! 👀 #VgenComm vgen.co/madameberry

Aw heck yeah

In No Man's Sky, been farming Dissonance Resonators and had the bright idea of shooting them with my ship so I don't have to land. This was a bad idea.

Hey, Fearmonium, really cool metroidvania I played on the channel, is 75% off, just $3.24, highly recommended!

After like 8 months I've finally finished my first live2d model! Join me on March 25th at 8pm eastern for my debut~ 🍓 www.twitch.tv/madameberry #vtuber #envtuber #vtuberdebut