The Independent hunted down the exact episode of The Golden Girls in which Blanche wore the same outfit Andrew Tate was wearing when he was arrested. www.independent.co.uk/life-style/a...

Not a note in my heart for this bit of perfection:

your baseball pitcher name is your grandfather’s first name and the last thing you bought Harry Sprinkles

The news is always "This absolute fool was dismantled in hearings today. He is manifestly unqualified for the position and would be an existential danger if confirmed. Disaster. He is set to be confirmed immediately." When you ask why everyone is furious and exhausted all the time, this is why.

I for one would not enjoy darkness at 8:00 am.

Yes, I know you voted for explosive diarrhea, but I thought that was a metaphor for your candidate's speeches.

by David Hockney

NO 👇 LIES DETECTED......

bluesky's tag line is "social media as it should be" but it has no official slogan, or didn't, until this quoted post; I feel that I'll get as close to unanimous consent as is possible when I move that this slogan be displayed alongside the butterfly always & everywhere. so say we all?

The thing about JKR and telling folks not to buy Harry Potter shit is it isn't because we think it can take away her fortune and platform. She's so rich she would still be rich if she never sold another book It is because it is literally the smallest possible hurdle to clear to value trans lives

Any kind of person can be "authentic" because it's not any one type, trait or way of being. It simply means you are who you appear. But, instead, "authentic" became the new way to say what consultants always have: we need a white guy folks want a beer with. Is there anything more status quo?

ICE killed someone in Biddeford, Maine this morning, the 11th fatal ICE or Border Patrol shooting since January. Of nearly 200 people detained in Maine's "Operation Catch of the Day," only 11 had criminal convictions. This is an occupation where our bodies fill their quota.

How it started - how it’s going

the wedge live band of all saxophonists is called george and the michaels and they played the sax part of “careless whisper” under a bridge by the mississippi river after we biked here

Don’t visa applications for bringing in foreign workers have to attest that those specific individuals have skills that can’t be found in the US? And presumably some gov’t official has to approve the visa based on that claim. So why not just reject the applications, knowing they’re false?

Verify your age: sometimes I would play my LPs at 45 speed for giggles.

IYKYK

Feeling incredibly validated for never falling for this.

Don’t know who to credit for this. But it is how I feel.

100% accurate

He doesn't deserve retrospectives or eulogies or even takes. The best, most appropriate reaction we can have, the one that would have made him shake with impotent rage the most, is to simply laugh, shrug, and immediately forget he ever existed. Quislings don't get monuments.

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Is it me or does this feel like one of those TV series bait-and-switches where some other character dies?

Andy Beshear should just steal mcconnell's senate seat the way mcconnell stole Obama's Supreme Court seat.

Ahead of England v Norway in the World Cup, enjoy this classic from my old pal Patrick Kidd in The Times

Corporations don't self regulate!

This cameraman was shooting kittens for a documentary, but he never expected one of them to pick him. Original post

Development that degrades or destroys a species’ habitat is no longer considered “harm” to their survival or recovery.

there is a cohort of men who resent the responsibilities and obligations of adulthood — of the fact that you owe things to other people. it is a fundamentally childish impulse that they have reconfigured as the height of masculinity, and i think it informs the parasocial attraction to platner.

🎈📌👶 www.inc.com/joe-procopio...

A committee calling itself “Clean Up City Hall” taking donations from billionaires: Breathtaking in its ballsyness.

Enamel silver box,c.1914 by Elizabeth Copeland, a pioneering force in the American Arts and Crafts movement #WomensArt

Trust nobody, not even your own tail. #Cat #Caturday #Catsofbluesky #LifuX

Who's up next? Ohh yeah. Mexico vs England. Another great match. Going with my posse from East L.A. for a Mexican win! Let's go Mexico! ⚽️

I decided to translate this and turn it into a needlepoint chart

America needs to be a Christian nation even though Jesus Himself seems to have been a woke libtard cuck.

Can’t sleep? Simple methods that work: • study hurricane forecast • who hates me • what did i forget • relive supreme humiliation • win 12-yr-old argument • buried alive? could happen • what i did vs should have done • dead people i miss • what if i’m bad • why do i say stuff • what’s my fuckin deal

Well done @karlthefog.bsky.social

Jon Cryer and Ben Stiller auditioned for the role of Marty McFly in ‘BACK TO THE FUTURE’. Released 41 years ago today. #BackToTheFuture #JonCryer #BenStiller

Liberal say that Donald Trump has turned our democracy into a kleptocracy. They’re wrong— Donald Trump has turned our republic into a kleptocracy.

America keeps trying to get me to go to her birthday party and I’m like no girl u need to go to the hospital

You don't have to be a Dem to oppose corruption. Wanting honest government should be the most bipartisan position imaginable. #TrumpRepublicanCorruption

The 1970 England World Cup team prepares for a big game by smoking and playing cards.

There is no strict Constitutional prohibition against Supreme Court Justices deciding to ignore the Constitution, so it’s hard to see what liberals are so upset about. by Jonathan Turley