I genuinely think women would freak out if they knew how often guys used the public restroom and didn't wash their hands. Like you all know it happens but I don't think you how just much it happens. Good news is for any guy you can basically tell with 100% certainty via vibe check + phrenology

pronouncing 𝜌 like pho

CYPHER: I know this steak doesn't exist... Ignorance is bliss... NEO (BEEN TAKING SPANISH ON DUOLINGO FOR THE LAST 3 WEEKS): carne asada...

think I need to level up my cig of choice to a virginia slim gold 120, these reds are not cutting it

working in tech is honestly enough to turn any trans woman into a misandrist

still not me tbh

sort of upsetting that the garish eggplant became the de facto emoji to represent penises. What's wrong with the humble cornichon?

starting to wonder whether I am actually asexual or just a lesbian who is scared of dating women

Billions must pay the toll

Best conversations about Jazz are when youre just listing a bunch of guys back and forth at each other and nodding in agreement

The full 15 minute version of Rapper’s Delight is an unwieldy epic, but every 50th line is an all timer

US and Israeli forces “completely destroyed” a Tehran synagogue during Pesach. www.aljazeera.com/amp/news/202...

Haskell core library committee be like

Nightmare. HRT made me hot, but not hot enough, so I still have to develop swag. This is bullshit. I wanna be so hot it makes up for total lack of charisma or personality.

everybody gangsta until a doll pulls out the MILF pack 💅🚬

was walking around downtown and a guy on the street asked me a few times for a cigarette. pulled out a fresh pack of virginia slim reds and he refuses to take one?

for every 20 likes, I will give Ed Baldwin more cheese on his spaghetti

only give cigarettes to my cigarette alter she's the only one who's allowed

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is she, you know, a friend of john darnielle?

Nyt humanizing a Nazi sissy while their coverage of actual trans people is anti science terrorism is so on brand tbh.

Brockhampton summer was kinda like Gen Z end of history

if you’re a journalist or a politician or a professional or some other type of public figure and you wanna sling around mud like the rest of us then quit ur job or log into ur alt but i’m so sick of the whole birthday boy routine from guys with a byline

oh my god lol

They're trying to kill SpongeBob

It’s always so funny to see big accounts complain about the same issues these platforms have had for at least a decade. Like I seriously don’t get what’s so hard about rewording a not-so-clear post and turning off replies/DMs for a bit. Sure, it’s unpleasant, but that’s life!

can we put together a gofundme to get laser for rupert grint. this is so messed up. on today of all days

conversion therapy is sexual abuse just fyi

i’m glad the Supreme Court said what we’ve all been thinking: lawyers should be in charge of medicine

Crazy how non-transitioning afabs control the central banks

midwest sober

i was trying to explain to a friend the way new fonts look, so i made this graphic

hits every time 🚬

OCaml is kinda sick…

sometimes you just need a good walk

The difference between these two is racism

at 5 years of HRT, every trans woman is cursed with the gift of clairvoyance

tonight I learn cap’n proto

it's wild his full name was entertainment entertainment cummings

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← this bitch just got ZAPPED

A common trans feminine fantasy is to imagine yourself as someone with a much higher social standing and support network, such as a dog.