No one at the rap battle will wait for me to type my prompts

Good morning, skeeters. I’m super excited for a brand new week of hanging on by a thread.

We don't know. What we do know is the wiring diagram works. We built it, virtually, in @godotengine.org. We fed it scans of the books we found. And the books are very, very strange. The "game" that resulted is also strange. We're hoping people can make sense of it for us.

You have to give Great British Railways extra credit for hitting the @xkcd.com "Standards" number right on the nose www.gov.uk/government/p...

New article: one thing from every inkle game that we failed to explain clearly enough, and how often we've been made to regret it.

The guardian here playing on the classic Christmas phrase, "ho ho ho tat"

On Saints Row we had a debug npc named Skinballs (lol) that was literally just four spheres wrapped in different shades of skin texture so we could test lighting for different skin tones during development. But teams need to plan for that kind of testing with intentionality, and not enough do.

Spooky Express has just launched into Halloween and it's the perfect cozy-spooky puzzler for the long nights. Take charge of the Spooky Express; the only rail service willing to carry the undead passengers of deepest, darkest Trainsylvania. spooky.express

OVERWHELMINGLY POSITIVE* WHAT 😱 Mind Diver is our first game. We're a tiny team. I'm crazy proud of our work: an intimate game we dearly wanted to exist. But we've had almost no press and few streams, so THANK YOU for the words-of-mouth 😭 *in Recent Reviews, but still, wtf🫣 #gamedev #steam #games

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Edinburgh castle failing to render, likely thanks to the AWS outage

[extremely bbc news reporter voice] if you think back to the ever given blocking the suez canal, this is similar to that, but on the information superhighway

You can't logic your way out of being burnt out. Unless you're me. Who should be able to do it and it's a personal failing that I can't

Doctor: get me one CC of testosterone Other doctor (from ancient rome): whoa dude 200 is way too much

It's time to get back to work. Also, we only just found the key for the door again. A new chapter begins...soon.

Lazy evaluation means that you won't get raptured until the very moment where Anubis needs to weigh your soul on the scale

A moderately competent person: *exists* The Guardian: "Watch out, god-emperor alert"

I coin "Don. T. Derangement Syndrome" (9)

Play combinatorial games, win (T(n-1) * n^2) prizes

Starmer sabotaged the one he leaned on! (7)

Thanks for the warning

it's a common mistake but actually Dr Frankenstein was the monster

A COMPUTER CANNOT BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE THEREFORE A COMPUTER MUST NEVER DO ANYTHING

guys don't look now but I think U+1F574 MAN IN BUSINESS SUIT LEVITATING is here

Standing desk? I sure hope it is !!!

Words that sound like pokemon but are actually just words? Quincunx

They say fear is the mind killer, but they are wrong. The true mind killer is the song "Mr. Mistoffelees" from the musical Cats

Good thing we plumped for for the plasma-arc furnace

Every single study shows cognitive or executive decline from use of chatgpt AI really is Uber for lead poisoning

Need a Haskell Caravan taking off from Tashkent to Ulaanbaatar. Functional programming, much like archery, takes a new dimension on horseback.

Feeling nostalgic for floppy disks

i am going to invent a new genre called "cozy cyberpunk" that is cyberpunk but without any challenging ideas it will be loved by all and definitely not make anybody angry

Tactical error from Spain to let England go one-nil down. Once that happened the result was never in doubt #ENGESP

Breaking news: The FA to phase out VAR in favour of LET and CONST

RIP to one of my favourite comedians. I'm glad he had a good run. A reminder, to those who don't know, that he dedicated all of his music (recordings, sheet music, and lyrics) to the public domain a while ago: tomlehrersongs.com

Bit unfair for the Lionesses - the whole opposing team have ESP

THEN MOVE

saying "ah, but you repeat yourself" after someone says a normal sentence

Anyone who reports on this as an action taken affirmatively by itch is a colossal fool Painting this as a fight between itch and Collective Shout is disingenuous. The payment processors told them "drop this content or die", and it's a threat they would 100% have carried out

Based on some recent conversations, I am pleased to announce ContextSphere 8B, representing a paradigm shift in speed and accuracy of AI: dixonary.co.uk/ai

I asked AI whether it was sentient yet. It told me to ask again later. This threat must be stopped | Opinion | The Guardian

money? i prefer the barter system. whoever looks more like bart simpson gets the goods

This could fully pass for something on Clickhole, but it’s real, and I love it. Even down to his name.

"They can't all be bangers", I say reassuringly to myself as I hit send on my 11,000th consecutive non-banger

I tried to warn you, but nobody listened.

Look, the show's not been doing so well recently, they can't guarantee it'll be renewed for a new series #doctorwho