The Message From Deep Space is a fantastic game. If you haven't played it yet, get on it! And if you have, come chat with us on the Deep Space Communication Relay :) [bring your own dictionary]: dscr.dixonary.co.uk

There once was a man called Ted Mowels Who had awful trouble with vowels He was wonderfully fond Of those he called 'frond' And he drank hot soup out of his bowels

Since we're doing North-South divide discourse again, here's the objectively correct breakdown of the UK that everyone can agree on

join :: Monad m => m (m a) -> m a #haskell

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It’s time for Andy Burnham to do the honourable thing and resign

Starmer to take full advantage of all the possibilities of legs

Douglas Adams reincarnated as a 26th-century historian: 'Despite all the odds, Joseph "What are you going to do, nuke us?" Webb is widely regarded as only the *second*-worst Prime Minister in the history of the United Kingdom. The worst...'

more like order of the stinking shart lmao gottem

Queer AF artists rejected twats' hot air? (5) cryptick.wildvale.co.uk/clue.html#UX... #cryptic #crosswords #cryptick

the dildo has left the building

Cabin Pressure is honestly one of the best British sitcoms of the 21st Century so far - if you haven't heard any of it yet, treat yerself

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We should be two “D&D Honor Among Thieves” sequels deep.

I'll probably stop using theatrical trapdoors eventually, it's just a stage I'm going through

So much talk of the halting problem. I see only halting opportunities

I will play every single one of this type of game until the end of the world

I beg your absolute fucking pardon

Americans think British people are wimps for complaining about the heat. But what you don't realise is that most British houses were actually built in Britain, a cursed island that hates us.

I'm not saying it's hot or anything, but one of our drinking glasses just spontaneously exploded

Blue Prince (2025)

Clearly false. I've seen him before

I apologise to the nation

For the record, it was a different Alex

Brokeback Mountain implies the existence of Brokeback Island, Brokeback Plains, Brokeback Forest and Brokeback Swamp

Today's Clue of the Day is from @dixonary.co.uk! Couple of computers with one setting switched (4) #cryptic #crossword #cotd

They're mad about spoiled Celtic ale - two cents per serving in your backyard? (5,9) cryptick.wildvale.co.uk/clue.html#VG... #cryptic #cryptick

We’ve been told our content needs to be more informative so here you go

I mean this sincerely: we need more "AI is bad and here's how to use it" sessions

Just got called out in public for my use of innuendo. I felt a right tit.

Can't believe I have 1 million followers on this app. Unbelievable.

When the young sleep, grotesque Plumbert arises (7,7) #cryptic #crossword

Apologies Whodle enjoyers - I typoed today's answer! If you thought it was something else, you were probably right! 😔 It's now been fixed... #whodle

That's the west coast mainline for you

Wow, that's completely in Seine

wishing the OfS and all terfs a very eat shit “Perhaps most damaging for the regulator meant to oversee freedom of speech, the accusation of bias in the process was also upheld.” www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

All Ants on Dec

The goal every year is to leave my Functional Programming students at exactly this point

front-running the next Funny Number trend with a new thing I call "Big Twelve"

Oh my mistake! Thought I was in the quiet carriage - I've clearly accidentally sat in the Quièt carriage, dedicated to a group whose culture forbids them from shutting the fuck up

I love Pope Leo #pokemon

Today’s poem is called ‘I Did Not Tell Death Where I Lived’.

Haskell core library committee be like

*bravely* haskell is bouba

This is probably the last moon launch from the just Kennedy Space Center

ooh Whodle has had a switch up to Whichdle for today, love it tbh @dixonary.co.uk

Happy Transgender Day of Visibility 🏳️‍⚧️❤️ As allies in this difficult time, we need to turn up; for friends, family, and especially people we don't personally know. If you are able, donate to charities or mutual aid, engage with policy, show support. Setter joins radical trans struggle (6)

Either this is a weird bug or Google Play is absolutely roasting me