If America knew what caused Autism they would immediately weaponize it.

Please don't tell me a memorial had pyrotechnics.

I hope your memorial, dear reader, isn't dominated by grifters going off the rails.

ACAB includes Disney Adults.

Did you know? There's so many billionaires that if they were animals they wouldn't make it on the endangered species list. (3,028. There would need to be fewer than 2,500. There's twice as many billionaires as there is white rhinos.) Just thought I'd ruin a bit of your Sunday.

GWAR crossed a major line at riot fest

This just in: the statue has been shot.

EARTH, WIND AND FIRE! BACK TO THE SHIRE!

Oh shit! It's THAT day!

Our reputation and credibility!

Having a husband/wife tag match the same night as a disgraced accused sex trafficker's big comeback was certainly a choice.

Space Ghost should get Kimmel's job.

$50k seems like such a lowball bribe.

He's me fr fr.

Imagine if you're at a meeting and someone says this kind of shit and you're expected to sit there the whole time quietly and take it very seriously.

LOL

There's no telling what this is even about. It could be one of a hundred different things, but it's probably something he saw on FOX News.

The way things are rn you can put your phone down for a bit and when you look again Trump will have started a war with Afghanistan again on his fake social media website.

They fucking killed Grogu!

If this is what finally kills the MCU I'd be happy.

Why are we using a 12-letter German word for kindergarten? They just started school. They can't spell that. They can't even spell, "school." We put a, "K" sound in a word and spelled it differently to be assholes. Sounds like Sean Connery got drunk and wrote the dictionary. "School."

This is like the 50th time he's conflated political asylum with mental asylums. Everyone notices every time it happens and then nothing comes from it. He doesn't know what words are and that's why he speaks like a reading book for kindergarteners.

"This is nothing but a paycheque to me." -Steven Spielberg on Schindler's List.

Even without the bad stuff there's no reason to keep the same 90's rejects in circulation a quarter century past their prime.

He was trying to impress Jodie Foster.

Doing a 4' wide manspread wearing a towel in a chair inexplicably placed near the entrance to the kitchen first thing in the morning.

This would have gone so hard if I saw it in 1998.

Looking back, the changes they made with Alia in Dune 2 made even less sense since there wasn't a plan to adapt Dune Messiah, and there's no plan to adapt Children of Dune (again) where she's the B-plot. Skipping the time-skip in Dune 2 means there has to be a larger time skip in the next movie.

Neil deGrasse Tyson: "You have something on the menu called an Impossible Burger? In scientific terms, 'Impossible,' means something can't happen. Are you saying that I should eat something that shouldn't exist? Ridiculous."

There was a company that was stealing his blood to make memorabilia before he died.

"I wasn't talking to you. I was talking to my Meta AI glasses."

Hey, you hear about this? There's a guy in this bar and he's about to eat your pussy!

It's come to my attention that one of the 57 shows about first responders -supposedly serious TV dramas for serious adults- is doing an Armageddon-style episode with an asteroid strike like they're the fucking Avengers.

At this rate Disney will make Trump the new leader of the Avengers in Avengers: Doomsday.

There is the way they want you to pronounce this and there is the way I say in my head every time I go through security

Just saw a profile for an Iranian woman with an unfortunate name that I'm sure is pronounced diffently. "Nazi."

The anti-first amendment head of the FCC looks like Mike playing Jack Perkins on MST3K. I’d have guessed 70? He’s two months older than me (46)

"Just one more pipeline, bro."

something that's important to know about Canada is that radio stations are and have been legally required to play at least 35% Canadian content and there are only so many Canadians so the hits get played a LOT

A thing about Colbert and Kimmel being cancelled is how even though they have a measure of freedom with their creativity and direction there's a team of writers feeding them lines and corporate is calling the shots. Everything is fully sanitized and controlled.

England is having back-to-back anti-immigrant and then an anti-Trump protest. What's going on over there?

I like the idea that Disney's ABC Network is too offensive for the FCC like they're showing full penetration or beheading videos.

Paycheck to paycheck country where the only extra money people see in a year is the tax refund

Trump's popularity is plummeting and his solution to that as a TV guy is to get a bunch of TV shows cancelled, because everyone loves it when one of the shows they watch is cancelled.

Is every media company rushing to do a merger while Trump is still President?

I bet Jay Leno is behind all of this.

Jimmy Fallon and Gutfeld tied together at the wrist and locked in a knife fight on the back lots like in the Beat It music video.