I was thinking about it and you don't even get drone striked in GTA when you have a 5-Star wanted level.

I just saw a Vancouverite in the Discover page Libbing out about Newsom. Have some goddamn respect for yourself, because I sure don't.

I have some idea of where to start

"It's fair trade in that it was made at the Fair by carnies."

I'm seeing less Libs on the Discover page and more Furries, like old Bluesky.

The other day in Arc Raiders solo I found three dead bodies right next to some dead bots and a fourth body not too far away. That's environmental story telling.

Someone made a TikTok channel where it's all Sora AI videos of Hank Hill punching Bobby, if you want to know why your electricity bill is so high.

Virtually anyone could have an affair with RFK Jr. (And many have!) and write a better book. Even Joe Rogan. I bet he's thought about it.

Batman: "This is where I saw my parents die, K-Pop Demon Hunters."

Warner Brothers gets passed around more than your mom.

If Netflix and HBO Max merge into one streaming service that screws with the Canadian app Crave which inexplicably exists in place of HBO Max because of Canadian telecommunications monopolies that rule us as an oligarchy.

Robbed of the FIFA peace prize

Netflix is definitely going to reboot the reboot of the DCU. Batman is going to be one of those Stranger Things kids.

This has got to suck for Henry Cavill.

One week everyone is talking about how you blew Bill Clinton and a couple weeks later everyone is talking about how you accepted a fake Peace prize. Such is life.

The best part of a Billionaire President accepting a consolatory fake Peace prize from a corrupt soccer association is that he never once thought to himself: "What am I doing? This is weird."

oi a gorblins done nicked me amulet

It quite literally looks like shit.

Phantom of the Paradise, but set in the Austin comedy scene. Now you may say, "Phil, don't you mean The Phantom of the Opera set in Austin?" First of all: how dare you speak to me. Secondly: I mean a movie based on a movie based on The Phantom of the Opera.

To be fair, that's all I'm doing.

Do you ever think about how in the MCU half the universe died and came back and they're still expected to act like 9/11 was a big deal? The memorial for 1/2 the planet wasn't even as nice.

No! No!!!

If you wait long enough every streaming service will be fused into one and cost $150/month.

I feel like the whole thing about blowing up civilian boats has been taken over with talk about killing survivors, when the original strikes were also illegal.

Trump has found a magical loophole where he can be as racist as humanly possible so long as he doesn't say the N-word at a press conference.

What the fuck are you even talking about? My top genres are like metal and hip hop. Go fuck yourself.

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Yesterday I had to go to the hospital, and I had Starbucks there, then I had to go to a different hospital where I had Starbucks again.

Bellingham catching a lot of strays in the latest Chapo.

The X-Ray room today was decorated to look like the inside of a yellow submarine, but one wall was just decals of pipes and valves, so it looked like a basement you would be murdered in.

you’re 12 years old. ask jeeves just hit the market. and you can search for one thing.

I saw the poster for The Birdcage and realized two of the actors died horribly.

I saw, "Last Chance for Cyber Monday Deals!" on the Amazon homepage yesterday, on Sunday.

Sometimes I have self-destructive thoughts, like getting into card collecting.

Strong floor, no ceiling: otherwise a platform. Their slogan is them saying, "Platform!" instead of having a platform to run on.

It goes like this, the fourth the fifth The elbow drop, Miss Elizabeth Macho Man snapping into a Slim Jim

I just realized there's a Krusty Krab and a Krusty Burger, and that's never been an issue.

My prediction is that the people who put a flag in their bio whenever there's an event won't put the Venezuelan flag up if/when the war starts. My other prediction: the next Democratic candidate supports the war Obama-style.

When a cãncèllêd cömëdìån like Bill Cosby offers you a drïnk, we expect it to be rêfrēshïng.

When you go to a Louis CK show is it like a Gallagher show where you have a tarp and a raincoat if you're in the front row in case he starts jerking off?

Somewhere out there the worst article ever written is hiding behind a paywall.

An underappreciated part of this era is that you have to check with a fake social media website that's in English to see if your country is about to be bombed.

If Trump backs down on the War with Venezuela, establishment Dems will probably do the TACO thing again.

America will bomb your country, take you in as a refugee, kick you out and send you back to your country in chains, and bomb your country again.

Unless you sign a document with a quill then it's not an official document.

TikTok is fun because it exposes me to new quackery, like Schumann Resonance.

Man, Carney sucks.