Franken Phil
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Flappin' my arms, I began to cluck (Quack-quack) Look at me, I'm the disco duck
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Ken Parille
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Ken Klippenstein
about 22 hours ago
neither susan collins nor janet mills would ever have a sexting scandal. Why? Because they have integrity
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I was trying to think about the minimum age you would have to be to know about Milli Vanilli and I guessed 30, but it's probably actually closer to my own age of 46. You would have had to have seen the lip synching scandal on Entertainment Tonight with John Tesh and Mary Hart.
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Liminal space glory hole.
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It'd be funny if it happens while he's filling in for Milli Vanilli.
about 20 hours ago
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Oh yeah, baby, slap your drone port down on my ballroom.
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about 20 hours ago
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They're putting out press releases saying the next Call of Duty won't have ridiculous skin, but that's exactly what they said about the last Call of Duty and put in Half Baked and Robocop.
about 22 hours ago
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Imagine you're a fish swimming around and suddenly you're hit by a meteorite.
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Tara Shoe
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am now advising against this
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Thembo
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BK?
2 days ago
The Kristi Noem Clash
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Brian Stack
2 days ago
Despite rumors to the contrary, The SlipNutz will also no longer be performing at Trump’s Freedom 250 concert.
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The Onion
3 days ago
“Such a splendid ballroom, Daddy! Let us dance!” as he pressed the figurines into each other at the waist and whirled them around the checkered marble floor.
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Trump Makes Figurines Of Himself, Ivanka Kiss In Miniature Ballroom Model
WASHINGTON—Mashing their faces together as he produced loud smooching sounds, President Donald Trump made figurines of himself and his daughter Ivanka Trump kiss in a model of his under-construction W...
https://theonion.com/trump-makes-figurines-of-himself-ivanka-kiss-in-miniature-ballroom-model/
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When you see photos of them setting up a UFC stage on the White House lawn there's no conspiracy theorists trying to say it's a mind control device, and that's sad. These are people who think 5G is a mind control device and that there's weather machines.
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Being on social media and Canadian means having to see 10,678 posts a day about a minor mid-term run-off election in some gerrymandered district in the Deep South of the US where one candidate is embroiled in a major scandal, and there's no real stakes involved aside from one vote in Senate.
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Potëmkin Spice 🐳🪐
4 days ago
"Kids will want to see the original Milli Vanilli!"
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So ghetto they're shutting down the 7-11 with the locked up energy drinks.
4 days ago
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The real reason they haven't opened the Strait? Godzilla.
4 days ago
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Merc with a 🫦
6 days ago
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Rory Blank
6 days ago
Rise of The Machines
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Tyler, from the Internet
6 days ago
logging on
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Brendel
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Ol' Chef Dan
6 days ago
Honestly, one of the funniest tweets I've ever seen.
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Grogu maxxing.
7 days ago
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Computer𝔍𝔞𝔪𝔢𝔰
13 days ago
the only video worth rescuing from my deleted twtter
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I reread a copy of, "Hard Times," that was part of my college curriculum and I could not for the life of me understand why I highlighted certain sections.
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7 days ago
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It's crazy that someone can get murdered on your lawn and your son is getting married and there's a peace negotiation/war on and you're tweeting AI pics.
7 days ago
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Batman: "I watched my parents get gunned down in a dark alley. That's why we need a ballroom."
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kate bush’s husband
7 days ago
What the fuck
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L’HUARD LIBRE
7 days ago
INSANE IN THE NILE$ CRANE
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josh (oldfriend99)
7 days ago
The tears of my 4yo after losing at checkers
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Why is there so much Bluesky discourse on Bluesky? This app talks about itself so much it's like it's in therapy.
7 days ago
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👼™
8 days ago
Went to an anti AI datacentre protest march today and a friend of mine got a picture that summed it all up
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big al
7 days ago
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I often see how little bike lanes around town are used, but the idea of spending time and energy protesting against them is a type of insanity I can't conceive of.
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7 days ago
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Star Trek Minus Context
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Party Man
7 days ago
Oh, that’s an unfortunate name for a furry wrestler.
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If you wander over to the Discover page there's a trend where the Occupy Dems or whatever the Lib Bots are calling themselves today post Peanuts and Looney Tunes images about wanting Trump dead or dead veterans or whatever and they're all like this:
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Commissioner Gordon: "This is being classified as a Hate Crime." Batman: "All crimes are Hate Crimes, because I hate all crime. I'm Batman."
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You’re probably not even eligible for the $1.776 billion slush fund if you’re shot as a bystander outside the Whitehouse.
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Santana Abraxas
8 days ago
Get in
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The Secret Service has shot three people at least this year alone, (with a possible two extra bystanders). That’s 1 person shot per thousand SS members.
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People are out there killing former Japanese Prime Ministers and Health Care CEOs with guns made out of Legos and nobody can get Trump with their American-made guns?
8 days ago
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If I was President I’d probably fire off a few rounds in the White House just to keep everyone on their toes.
8 days ago
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The fake assassination will continue until morale improves.
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
8 days ago
Whomst amongst us hasn't skipped a family wedding to pretend we're being killed
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“I’m not going to your wedding. I have to stage another phony assassination attempt.”
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FROVO
8 days ago
wow don jr is really pissed
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