The, "The Pope is weak on crime," quote reminded me there was a Battle Pope comic book.

Out of everything it'd be funny if the AI image of himself as Jesus is what brings Trump down.

A stand-up comedian whose routine is roasting the audience, but he has bad eyesight and gives inaccurate descriptions.

is trump healing jeffery epstein with his hand

Why is the Pope the only world leader speaking out against Trump?

can't believe we're really getting the taxation of trade routes being in dispute *and* a blockade of deadly battleships

Iran and America should each charge $2 million to go in and out of the Strait respectively. Don't like it? Can't pay? Tell it to the mines.

The difference between a B-List Celebrity and a C-List Celebrity is they only let C-Listers make guest appearances at Wrestlemania.

I wish there was an anti-AI party of Neo-Ludites.

I broke my progressive glasses and I can barely see to read or type with my spares.

This was a plot point in Rama II.

It's almost impossible to tell who is a bot on here and who is a Vote Blue No Matter Who Lib whose brain is completely cooked.

They should have landed in the Strait of Hormuz to wrap up all the loose plotlines.

which one of you owns this car

Have you ever actually looked at Truth Social? There's two ads between each post, and they're the same ads, and they're the kind you would see in 2013 when the Internet started to die.

why did Melania say this at her press conference?

Ceasefire City

If Trump doesn't bomb Iran tonight the Libs will be back on their, "TACO," bullshit tomorrow and they won't see the problem with that in the context of nuclear annihilation.

In The Dead Zone Christopher Walken's character has a psychic vision of the president destroying the planet and sacrifices his own life to stop him, and in real life everyone has the same vision and they're not so much as having press conferences about it.

There's a good chance the Earth could get nuked before the astronauts return like in sci-fi.

What if it was the real Easter Bunny and not some staffer in a costume when Trump did his whole spiel today?

If Trump takes out Iran's energy grid he's still going to go on Truth Social to taunt and threaten average citizens despite them being forced into Amish mode. They're not seeing some post he made on the toilet if they can't charge their phones.

Opening the survival buckets you ordered from Info Wars to find out Alex Jones already ate everything.

Joe Rogan trying to do his podcast from a nuclear bunker like the Brand New Key sketch from the Prime Video Kids in the Hall show.

I got my one kid a robo octopus for Easter, and it says, "15 surprises inside!" but it was counting each of the octopi legs as a, "surprise." It would be more surprising if it was a legless octopus, or if it had nine or more legs. There's your twist.

So if Tuesday comes and Trump nukes Iran or some shit, what are you and I supposed to do? Nobody is even going to get the day off work if they drop the Bomb. They won't even let you work from home that day. It'll be treated like less of a thing than covid.

almost half of Mr. Show fans now think j. johnston did the right thing

I know America is fully propagandized, but it's still going to be interesting to see how they spin the War on Iran in the History books to make themselves the non-belligerent victims when their Saturday Morning supervillain-esque President is threatening war crimes on Easter.

I tried the Super Mario Galaxy Luigi body wash by Old Spice and woke up in a McDonald's with a 3-D printed gun and no recollection of the past 48 hours.

The people who complain about Kamala losing are like the people who complain about The Last Jedi.

"Hey Jesus, sorry you got crucified. Here's a chocolate egg I pulled out of a bush."

It's Kangin' time!

The pilot they rescued ate the other one, but they don't want to tell you that. Also the astronauts on Artemis II have already resorted to cannibalism.

this would be an amazing way for It to happen

My theory is that fake bot accounts spam, "Epstein files," to obfuscate actual information and News.

yes but consider this: who cares. i posted on the age of conan forums. do you think i give a shit

They're going to make a movie about the downed F-15 and make the pilot a senator.

This has made me laugh until my eyes water several times today.

bungee gum has the properties of both rubber and gum

There's a 100% chance Trump tried to fuck Bondi.

Libs love posting that pic of Trump yelling at the kid mowing the lawn.

What weird name/voice will Pam Bondi's replacement have?

Going to the Shield of Americas at a farm upstate.

Oh no wait actually it’s

It must suck to be the Joker and do an April Fool's crime just to find the Calendar Man did one too.

Joe Exotic shouldn't be funny but he is. ITS ALL CORRUPT GIRL 🤣

Paused MAD MEN while Ted Chaough’s partner was in the hospital and the HBO Max interstitial ad made it look like his dying wish was for a Whopper.