it's kinda true tho

so many ppl are wearing hearing protection at the ninajirachi concert I'm so proud of everyone

ninajirachi in one hour!!

my flight got delayed and now is departing from an alternate universe with an entirely different time schema

if my bosses get raptured does that mean I'm allowed to leave and go home?

Let's respond to hate with love. Let's respond to love with big love. To those who are anti-transgender, Chiitan isn't asking you to understand transgender people. I ask that you quietly watch over us. Transgender people just want to be happy with the people they love🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

I'm eating a hamburger on national cheeseburger day, to stick it to The Man. you can't control me

mass shooting at minneapolis homeless encampment days after a fox news host calls to kill all homeless people

if your movie's IMDb page doesn't look like this, I'm not interested in watching it

some weird little super paper mario characters that i like a lot

Israel has committed genocide in Gaza, says UN inquiry

when the big guy croaks we need poasters' solidarity to all make as many jokes about it as possible. we gotta put them in a "well we can't fire *everyone*" situation bc I don't think we can pull off the alternative of restoring the backbone of legacy media quickly enough.

horrified they weren’t quick enough to keep her from spreading this kind of vile hate speech on TV. for those who don’t know, “go birds” is a coded expression of support for the Philadelphia Eagles

pro tip: don't watch Paddington 2 on the plane unless you're comfortable with the other passengers seeing you crying

I got a cheap go-pro and made a quick shrimping tutorial. Is this something people would like to see more of? I would greatly appreciate suggestions!

Political violence is abhorrent. I have not celebrated Kirk's death. But Newsom calling for his followers to "continue Charlie Kirk's work," someone who praised stoning gay people as "god's perfect law," who called for men to "take care of" trans people like they did in the 50s and 60s, is not it.

ok time to reset the timeline 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 BIG BOAT STUCK 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯

sometimes having aphantasia sucks but when you accidentally see a certain trending video... it's actually pretty useful to not have that replaying over and over again in your head

damn that's so crazy. picture unrelated

will do work for the opposite of exposure, i.e. I do labor for you and you basically put me in witness protection

hi, cis folks! if you said you’d stand with trans people, we need you now. the FY26 budget bill gets a vote by 9/30. the GOP wants to jam a ban on federal funding for ALL health services that provide trans care for ANY AGE. we need you to call senators: reps.fyi more info & script downthread.🧵

I will never vote for jerry chen

The eye exam is the perfect game design. That big E is a great tutorial that teaches you the basic mechanic. But it doesn't baby you and quickly gets hard as they introduce the small and blurry enemies.

SCOTUS: considering race as one factor in a college applicant's file is blatantly unconstitutional ALSO SCOTUS: considering race as one factor in targeting whom to detain and deport is cool cool cool

how tf am I supposed to remember to take my meds every day????

either everyone is too busy playing to post, or silksong is a fairly mediocre game just judging by what I'm (not) seeing online

what do I wear to the ninajirachi concert in 3 weeks

don't let the horse girl players lie to you online. i train pretty much exclusively guts and my horse girls all thrive and win

Let’s say this again. Read this carefully, line-by-line, so you don’t forget. Gender affirming care is not harmful to patients. In fact, it’s actually shown to REDUCE rates of suicide in transgender people by up to 70%.

i could not survive retail. not due to awful customers (though that would suck too), but due to my inability to tolerate the music they play over the speakers in stores

no he's right, i am overburdened with mitochondrial challenges

I am so sick of living in a country where this is such a common occurrence. Our lax gun laws get people killed almost every day. what the fuck is wrong with us

fighter pilots are just male horse girls

this iconic advertising copywriter named Kathy Hepinstall Parks died over the weekend and I wanted to share something from her website I thought Bluesky would like

i think people need a refresher on what constitutes a Distraction. the cracker barrel logo thing (zero stakes, obviously invented controversy) is a Distraction. the ongoing military occupation of washington dc (ample footage of random delivery drivers being violently detained by feds) is not

NEVER book a Delta flight with sky Miles oh my god worst mistake of my fucking life

idk what's coming next after the AI bubble burst but I know it's gonna be even worse

Hey somebody wrote a script about the radioactive Walmart shrimp and framed me for it? So weird anyway here it is, at this link, to my newsletter. And also here’s a preview

my doctor is suspicious of my kidneys. they work too good. and somehow this is possibly a bad thing? idk man

I decided to solve the male loneliness epidemic myself by making sure no man can ever get lonely again. my plan? katamari all the lonely men together into one big ball

damn it I went and got myself addicted to the horse girl racing game. this thing is more powerful than cigarettes

This fish gender transition in just 10 days icon, divo, king love him now you know him moon wrasse 🧡

i am consistently terrified at how quickly my local pizza place dispatches my order. it's not a typical pizza at all so I know they're not sending me something that's been sitting around at the shop, but like tonight i ordered my pizza at 9:04. it's 9:15 now and my driver is less than a block away

the hardest part about learning Spanish is not thinking of Toonces whenever you see "entonces"