We are parents of a trans kid and our family takes this very, very personally. If you intentionally make life harder for our beloved daughter, it’s EXTREMELY hard to think of you as an ally, to say the least. @amyklobuchar.com - you still send us requests for money, while hurting our kid. Disgusted.

You can always count on @klobuchar.senate.gov to vote for Trump nominations and punch down on trans kids. She’s pathologically “bi-partisan“.

once again @klobuchar.senate.gov demonstrates her hatred of the queer community (check her record lmao, she only votes in support when it's politically convenient), putting her own bigotry ahead of what her constituents actually want. shameful hack, we cannot be rid of her fast enough.

worm for you

inventing a new kind of ad blocker that works by going back in time and killing everyone who worked on any particular ad you don't want to see

new jane remover new jane remover new jane remover

This rules people.com/halle-berry-...

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it's that time of year again

i have a new plushie that lives on my bed and I know I should have grown up beyond this but I still feel guilty when I look at the plushies not on the bed. like I'm some terrible parent who is picking a clear favorite child

oh my god what a race, thank u grass wonder!!

my problem with gyoza is that they normally come in an order of about 6, but what I really need is 100 of them

hmm

oh no I'm gonna die in group a finals

As mayor of New York Mamdani controls access to the one thing Trump values above all else: tickets to CATS.

muppet starship troopers could fix us

my umas are doping they're on steroids and hgh

they really shouldn't let me be the admin of my own computer at work. I am turning my laptop into a nightmare machine. i am modifying the registry in ways that confuse even god.

god I’m so bad at this lol. only 2 days left to pledge! only 2 days until I stop annoying you for awhile. we’re at 93% of my goal! could you be the one… to push it over the edge… seedandspark.com/fund/girlie

Italy does NOT look like a boot. Boots look like Italy. The Italian peninsula predates modern boots by idk at least a year or two

is it a crime to hope for a massive power outage in Minneapolis so that I can see the aurora better?

The Death of Cathy

It’s not that we didn’t want the shutdown to end, it’s the fact that millions of people suffered throughout this shutdown and it was for nothing. That’s the most upsetting part.

Breaking News: A jury found a man not guilty of assault for throwing a sandwich at a federal agent in Washington.

At Woke Nuremberg instead of last words they’re gonna make these guys do a land acknowledgement

This needs more attention: Zohran SPLIT the straights with Cuomo. ALL of his margin was from LGBTQ+ voters. Every Dem who ever said “we should abandon the transes” needs this shoved down their fucking throat with a ramrod.

Captain Torture

Oh, Dick Cheney died? Well-- *sees Bluesky mod around corner* What's really important is championing the open protocol.

WARNING: this crosswalk is NOT safe for pedestrians. A ravenous Jacob Frey, hopped up on Subway Lite-Mayo, has been known to hunt down innocent pedestrians even while the walk sign is illuminated.

I hope we run Jacob Frey out of office like he tried to run me over in the crosswalk outside of Subway back in 2019

fuck yeah!!!! my smaru doesn't have S medium or a second gold recovery so I didn't think I'd be able to qualify for group A, but now I at least have another day or so to try and build a better smaru. shout-out to my debuffers for going incredibly hard and making sure my smaru can trigger angling

Was honored to help @chana.bsky.social edit this deep dive compilation of Curtis Sliwa lore gathered over weeks. There is so much jaw-dropping material, we simply could not bear to make it shorter than 76 slides.

twenty baked potato please

shohei otani is distracted because he’s training his umamusume aces for the upcoming leo cup in between innings. he has a decent oguri cap but keeps missing groundwork sparks on his summer maru runs which as we all know is very frustrating

might build a 3rd debuffer instead of continuing to fail at making a viable ace for leo cup

Moving right won’t help the Democrats win elections. Moving left won’t help the Democrats win elections. The only thing that will help is moving down. It’s time for the Democrats to become the party of molemen

Back on my bullshit* *reading an entire book in one sitting instead of working on work tasks while at work

good news: I don’t have cervical cancer! bad news: I wrote a short film about it. and to make things even worse, I launched a crowdfunding campaign to try and make it a real short film. GIRLIE is live at girlieshort.com. “check it out”????

I thought aws was supposed to be pretty ubiquitous but I have not encountered even 1 example of this supposedly massive outage and I basically spend all day online

this occlupanid, Dinonexus gigantus, was found in the cup cabinet at my workplace. It was used to hold a stack of cups inside of their plastic sleeve, but may have originated elsewhere. Nonetheless this discovery may provide insight into the natural habitat of this species, which remains mysterious.

I hate the gapey slut power outlets at the airport like why the hell can't you just grip my charger so that it doesn't fall out every 2 minutes?

if my group chats ever leaked the worst thing I think you could find are my cancelable food opinions. maybe some Luigi glazing but even then it's not anything beyond what I'd post on main

so apparently blue sky does in fact use your images to train AI (they'll try and be sneaky and say *they* don't train it, but they *do* give the images over to a 3rd party) so uh just a heads up in case you plan on posting your art here. I'd recommend not doing so.

you gotta do 9 of these 9-9-9 boxes. they're calling it the 9-9-9-9 challenge

doing this with half-dogs and mini-beers is so disrespectful to the spirit of the challenge that's all about exceeding your recommended sodium intake by 4000% while getting blind drunk that i'm inclined to say this has cost the phillies whatever mandate of heaven they may have had

Don’t get mad at the muppets for playing the Riyadh Comedy Festival, it’s the only way they can save the theater

if my bosses get raptured does that mean I'm allowed to leave and go home?

Let's respond to hate with love. Let's respond to love with big love. To those who are anti-transgender, Chiitan isn't asking you to understand transgender people. I ask that you quietly watch over us. Transgender people just want to be happy with the people they love🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

I'm eating a hamburger on national cheeseburger day, to stick it to The Man. you can't control me