Incredible that the party of blood and soil shits themselves when confronted with an extended family

A girl can't just wear the president of the United States like a meat suit and run the shadow government anymore because of woke www.newyorker.com/news/q-and-a...

One thing about being perimenopausal and also living on the brink of societal collapse is that I just started crying to a Trisha Yearwood song at a red light

A reminder that the world's greatest country band Alabama did not mention cops in their classic tribute to labor Forty Hour Week for a reason

Just talked to some asshole customer from Oregon who mimicked my goddamn accent through the whole call and then had the audacity to ask me to put a credit on his account

Chabad, January 2024

Chuck Berry's pervert ass had to pay over a million buck in class action settlements to do this sick shit

We out here enjoying cinema

Juliet of the spirits is chock full of fabulous bitches but so far she's my favorite

Well good to learn that Lee Carter beat or evaded the rape allegations I guess but do NOT put that fucker in my feed

Spoiled ass

Perversion

It's honestly so strong and brave of me to quit smoking when I had a lighter this cool

It's been 3 weeks since I've had a cigarette. I've just been sucking on a geek bar like a literal child, very embarrassing stuff

This is what some of y'all's mutual aid requests look like

Gonna be honest, it's real hard to put one foot in front of the other knowing that our species is facing extinction because a bunch of media assholes got told that their choices affect other people

That disturbed cover is music for cops to cry to

Trump Covid day is still spoken of in our home as an extremely fond memory and possibly as the last time either of us felt real hope

She's basically a Brazilian jiu jitsu champion except she's not a racist

Rabbit rabbit

On this day seven years ago, @fannyomaha.bsky.social made my day.

just found out i got high cholesterol

Gm Elliott Smith didn't kill himself

my genius son everyone

I'm so glad I take Advil and am not even a little bit autistic

Thinking “titans of industry” are the “guardrails to democracy” is just as dumb as any maga brained science. Honesty dumber because Ivermectin doesn’t give you covid

Hell yeah

If your weak-ass parents had kept their vows to God I wouldn't have to read this stupid shit

Guy who just helped pass a motion for a National Day of Remembrance for Charlie Kirk voice

Every customer service agent should have the ability to administer 5 painful but harmless electric shocks to customers through the phone during every work shift

I'm going to have a goddamn stroke

Watching the latest episode of always sunny and I can't name many people who are as reliably funny as Carol Kane

I just heard a Canadian ticktokker say "cuppa" like "cuh-puh" and it was even worse than when people pronounce both t's in "written"

My hot take is that boob jobs shouldn't be gender affirming care and that we shouldn't gatekeep having a giant, glorious set of tits

ezra got this one exactly right, charlie kirk was the best democracy boy, also it was his birthday coming up, and you wouldn’t laugh at a guy whose birthday is coming up. there is not necessarily any evidence that kirk was abusing his children, just because he said to abuse ur children doesnt mean

Political violence: www.reuters.com/world/court-...

I love this child like he's my own son www.tiktok.com/t/ZT6wPt8p2/

Come on now, he just lowered his face to half-mast to honor the victims of 9/11.

Liberals who acquiesce to this demand rather than name him for the dog he was are fascists unmasked. He is nobody and if he were caught up in a later stage of revolution nobody would know what happened to him or where he was buried. A ridiculous clown martyr for a clown state

Demanding that you respect and mourn a dead fascist who built his career on the graves of slain children, among other things, is just another grotesque demand of the numerically weak and unpopular authoritarians

@punzer.bsky.social start taking your vitamin d supplements, dude

Some Dan Carlin of the future is going to record a seventeen episode of whatever the future's version of a podcast tracing the fall of the American empire to the diaper guy assassination

Much like another hero I won't name, Jaboukie never misses

Just told this little buddy the good news, he's stoked

There is simply no way of knowing whether the bear shits in the woods

You can't fool me, that is star of stage and screen John Cullum

I'm sure it's healthy and good that my bf is reading this