manifesting

Hey, I'm a communist and I also don't give a shit if Jonathan Majors falls out of a window

🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 it 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯

Ghostbusting should be a government service, not a for-profit business

Ayatollah Mojtaba Khamenei

Sobbing! In the Dolly Parton exhibit

I am NOT going to do my chores today, I am instead going to the country music hall of fame museum and there's nothing any of you can do to stop me

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In space no one can hear your Teams

Bean Hole vs. Bein' Whole NO! The enlightened path reveals both are stones in the narrowing road. One, and then the other, my child. Be not afraid of either.

Former food industry folks, do you ever crave the weird and kind of disgusting shit we ate out of monkey bowls standing over the trash? I just got sideswiped by a craving for leftover banquet scrambled eggs with ketchup and I'm disgusted with myself

30-50 feral hogs was literally the best day I've ever had online

So it turns out I can't hear Veronica by Elvis Costello without sobbing anymore. Very cool, very chill

Listening to rem's 1992 masterpiece automatic for the people and I recommend you do the same

anyone who thinks it’s ok to teach kids how to write ‘the cool S’ should go to jail

If you were RIGHT next to a nuke going off I bet it would feel kinda good for a fraction of a second

You could say the same thing about the Bible, yet another shitty novel written by a psychopath

(Bravely) I think children should learn how to read and write

Civil rights arguments aside, Nashville simply does not have enough parking to support this

It should be legal to whip ass on any grown man wearing a battleground academy t shirt

This headline gets crazier by the word. www.kare11.com/article/news...

America deserves whatever fate befalls us

KEEP 👏 CIRCULATING 👏 THE 👏 TAPES 👏👏👏

Meet me at the retirement community pool in the next hour to get your ass kicked

does this pass the sniff test even remotely??

This man is 80 years old today and I just talked him into trying his first edible. Happy birthday, dad. You did alright, all considered

This is literally the same answer Kenny Powers would give

Baby, we went to a Hee Haw filming and I saw the face of god (the sainted Sarah Cannon, Miss Minnie Pearl herself)

There should be an Oscar for Best Best Boy

Choice Paralysis! In the LaCroix Aisle

A thing I love to do is spend $10 on a juice drink once a year to feel very healthy. I have not seen a physician since 2018

feeling like the pale Usher

drones don't kill people. nothing kills people. people don't die.

The failed and ruined founder of bang energy drink was on an episode of say yes to the dress: Atlanta and he's even worse than you'd think

Can this be a solution?

It's kisses time

Complete this Magnetic Fields lyric

I'm getting my hair done at the beauty college and they're playing the worst song I've ever heard. Used Shazam and it's Morgan Wallen lol

When Kristi Noem no longer has a security detail

I've never seen these before but I want to fill a giant vault with them and dive into it like Scrooge McDuck

Sup chat this is Slouching Towards Bethlehem with your boy The Rough Beast, and it looks like today’s stream could be a big one, as some of you might’ve already seen there are rumors going around social media that the hour has come round at last, so we’re gonna get right into it

Is nothing sacred? Is nothing safe?

An announcement: I am now a lady who wears her reading glasses on a chain

STATE of the UNION? I’d rather have a STEAK with some ONION. or anything else!