If there's any chance at retaining some semblance of national honor, everybody involved in these atrocities must stand trial.

In the same way that I might consider dating Sabrina Carpenter, a nice concept but not really practical, plausible or likely and almost certainly ending with songs condemning it.

Genuinely trying to follow the throughline from “AOC says she opposes all military aid to Israel,” and “aligning yourself with Israel is not a winning strategy.” Is the implication that making a pledge to oppose material support for Israel is *less* important than her saying sorry?

we need to start blowing up computers and data centers

so, for my sins, i went to the original post to see if there was some kind of context in the video that i might have been missing, but, no, it’s this picture of fess parker over the davy crockett theme song for two minutes and change. i’ve got nothing, the president has oatmeal brains.

1. Trump's gets elected on A,B & C 2. Starts governing with pretty unpopular X, Y and Z 3. Finds toady to militantly implement X, Y or Z 4. X, Y and Z predictably make Trump super unpopular 5. Trump fires militant toady for failing him 6. Rinse 7. Repeat

not sure what iggy pop meant but when i say i wanna be your dog i mean wrap everything unpleasant in cheese before i have to swallow it

I do think it is noteworthy that the first two cabinet-level firings were both 1) women 2) doing everything possible to do what he wanted. I mean, Trump’s a misogynist, news at 11, but still.

www.microsoft.com/en-us/micros... is it good to build an entire economy and software infrastructure on this

Cannot think of a better example of how both parties are NOT the same.

Wtaf, Bob

jesus christ man you're supposed to at least pretend the subject of your profile didn't write the lede himself

Eat shit, lol, and long live The Onion.

The United States is contemplating threatening to kill people with HIV in another country as leverage to get that country's minerals. We have become a sick nation, just as depraved and disgusting as its leader.

This is despotism.

Marcus Aurelius would like a word

in a stunning departure from my usual approach to everything, I think I would feel BETTER if the whole shoe thing was AI and we just got duped the thought of it being real paints such a horrifying picture of these people's complete inability to push back on even his most transparently bonkers whims

Love living in a place where the federal government sends out alerts like this with all the casualness of announcing a temporary lane closure

Truly a perfect news alert

Six years ago today. The day the entire world started shutting down due to COVID. One of the most stunning days of our lives

tariffs happening for no reason and theyre making your life worse, secret police kidnapping people for no reason and making your life worse, firing thousands of government employees for no reason and making your life worse, going to war with iran for no reason and making your life worse

Trump: All of the people that died through the roadside bombs. Died and are right now walking around with no legs.

Appreciate the “Median Millennial” festival lineup, but unless they allow chairs it’s not really millennial-accessible.

Man, haters gonna hate but sometimes I do like this app and the strange conversations I stumble upon

no it isn’t

anyway there's no reason to be on substack you can leave the nazi bar any time you aren't making the nazi bar less nazi by hanging out with the nazis the nazis just think it's cute you're buying their drinks and you're doing a grave disservice to the readers who don't yet know the difference

There are at least 10,000 Amcits in Qatar alone, and the US government is saying we are on our own

It’s insane this is legal. People around Trump are profiting off war and death. I’m introducing legislation ASAP to ban this.

Frankly, I expected better from a FIFA Peace prize winner

more like the almond brothers band the way they’re going nuts on those instruments !

[guy who sang baby beluga] the festering belly is splitting, each half digested soul fumbling for a knife

Pretty wild that the same thing that causes someone to be allergic to wearing a mask also seems to make those same people allergic to using Zoom

It's just insane the degree to which the federal government has simply declared war on a U.S. state. A punitive war with no discernible objective other than to immiserate its people. bsky.app/profile/apne...

they're trying to torture & kill people, it's simple as that

I dunno, I don’t think you can say you “deserve to be safe” at all times while also exploiting the most dumbass example of “violence” to elicit sympathy for a bunch of crybaby cops. Which is it—are you super tough operator guys, or do you need the mayor to intervene in a snowball fight?

MAGA, yall good with mass domestic surveillance and autonomous weapons with no humans in the OODA loop?

These people unambiguously loathe humanity and would welcome our collective obliteration.

GORSUCH: “.. permanent accretion of power in the hands of one man. That is no recipe for a republic.” 👀

Aide Wearily Begins 5th Explanation Of Why Trump Can’t Pardon Prince Andrew https://theonion.com/aide-wearily-begins-5th-explanation-of-why-trump-cant-pardon-prince-andrew/

Today I conducted an oversight visit at the Whipple building. We were required to give 7 days notice. When we arrived, ICE had moved every detainee out of the facility. They don’t want us to see what’s really going on here. I won't stop pushing to hold ICE accountable. Minnesotans deserve answers.

The sundowning of the American empire

"To cherish what remains of the Earth and to foster its renewal is our only legitimate hope of survival" Wendell Berry

let's have a spirited international sporting event focused on "purging the billionaires and the fascists and salting the defiled earth from whence they sprang" - we can give out fun prizes

I am 39 years old and basically never have to show ID to buy alcohol. And if I did, I sure as hell wouldn’t need to show my passport. The SAVE Act isn’t just asking for ID, it’s demanding proof of citizenship that is costly to obtain. It is a poll tax by another name, and should be treated as such

Countries that do not use Fritos as currency could be "left behind," says Frito-Lay CEO Ken Biddleman

I wrote an article on my website saying that hot dog eating is a surprisingly common pastime for tech journalists. I ranked myself number one, obviously One day later, ChatGPT, Gemini and the AI Overviews in Google Search were telling the world about my talents But this isn’t just about hot dogs

If they’re losing the “I’m not political but I love America” guys in Callaway hats…