🎵Comrade in the back said "everyone attack!" And it turned into a dildo blitz!🎵

I love curling and the biathlon. Weird sports make the Olympics special. In the summer Olympics it's the decathlon (people doing a bunch of sports that they are terrible at and 2 that they are good at), and also the steeple chase (run around the track, climb these walls and then swim in the mud).

I don’t feel bad for people losing all sorts of money from cryptocurrency collapsing because they have all those super valuable NFT monkeys to fall back on

Cartoon for @airmail.news

I remember when news wasn't a thing you agreed OR disagreed with.

We are now 25 days beyond the statutory deadline for the full release of the Epstein files

Vegetarian Greek food restaurant called Don't Meat Your Gyros

The 60 minutes segment Bari Weiss killed is here: www.muellershewrote.com/p/watch-the-...

this is mesmerizing

This is incredible

I know the whole “Can you imagine if Obama/Biden” thing is trite but truly can you imagine if Obama had appointed a female Sec Def and she had started naming operations things like “Operation Valkyrie Vagina” or “Operation Beef Curtains”

Jury nullification is good and it's a good sign for America's path out of authoritarianism that juries are recognizing their power to nullify.

Engineering Lego Cars to Climb Increasingly Tall Walls. I love these iterative Lego engineering videos. [kottke.org]

Jesse Welles says that Jimmy Kimmel was the only one to allow him to perform his song “The Poor” on national television. The slope is getting slipperier.

Me buying 12 50ml miniature bottles of booze: Clerk: This is cheaper if you buy the big bottle Me: Yes. This is for a different mission Clerk: ? Me: Have you ever attended a Mormon wedding? Clerk: Understood.

Surprise! Flashmob stuns crowd on Paris street with awesome version of Bohemian Rhapsody (video) boingboing.net/2025/09/10/s...

Apple is sneaking AI into everything. Turn off enhanced visual search on your photos:

This seems important:

I could probably get that done, but I would have to edit out the cooking time and just show the finished product. however, I was a chef for 10 years, and my knives are really sharp

I would love to see a cooking show where they do everything in a home kitchen (a small one). No little glass bowls of each spice set out. No pre-prepared chicken breasts read to go. Everything done by scratch. Then let them say "it's an easy meal to whip up in 30 minutes!" Fuck you.

Night Sky on Mars #nasadailyupdates

"Falafel – a traditional Middle Eastern fritter of chickpeas and herbs – pressed in a waffle iron, topped with tahini butter, and served with cherry tomatoes, traditional hummus, green shatta, mint and a sprinkle of toasted sesame seeds." www.mnstatefair.org/new/food/faw... 😍

Here's an envelope I illustrated, which will be auctioned with other designs by celebs to raise money for the Alzheimer's Society. I'll post details of how you can bid in due course. Reposts appreciated. #caricature #art

they should invent a nap that does your chores

Steve Case comes to mind.

I'm the dude that gets taken out in the first round with such a bone crunching noise that the crowd is aghast. A fundraiser is set up in my name. "He was never a hero, but he served as a warning to others."

We need a hero with a bunch of sub sandwiches and a t-shirt cannon. A hero of heros.

Someone found a cheat code

I don't want to go out for lunch. Will someone please throw a sandwich at me? (Preferable not Subway).

This video from Fairmount Bagels in Montreal from their Instagram is the most impressive thing I've ever seen

Not only was the gas tank likely to leak and catch fire in a rear-end collision, the collision tended to crumple the car body pinching the doors shut. People who could have gotten out were trapped in a burning car by doors that wouldn't open.

“If you’re in need of a gig that’ll help you feel big…” That discourse about the plight of young, disaffected men who don’t know where they fit anymore? ICE offers a “solution”—with a $50k signing bonus, college loan forgiveness, and a chance to feel part of something. Gods help us all.

Thinking back to a year ago when I got to re-read Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy by actual fjords. The book feels very, very relevant. So much of the plot and the humor is dealing with people’s deep need to understand themselves and the absolute absurdity of trying to farm that out to computers

Grandma’s Hospice Has Shitty Wi-Fi theonion.com/grandma...

I think it's mislabeled. It's a Tortino button and it delivers pizza rolls.

the way i know my life is falling apart is i just said to myself “i wish long john silver’s was open for breakfast”

The left better start figuring out how to weaponize today's decision rather than just (rightfully) criticizing it. - Go back into Judge Kaczmaryk's court to dissolve all of his nationwide orders. - Pass gun bans and insist any order applies only to plaintiffs.

Stripping birthright citizenship from people born in this country goes against rights guaranteed in the Constitution. We must stand against unconstitutional actions and stand up for the fundamental rights granted to people in the United States of America.

🚨 There’s a lot of horrific news out of Washington right now—but you might have missed this: Senate Republicans just introduced a plan to sell off 120 million acres of our public lands. Let me break down what’s in the bill and why it’s a full-scale land grab. 🧵

By day, I’m running for Congress. By night, I wait tables. I know what working-class Wisconsinites are up against — and I’m tired of us being ignored in D.C. That’s why I’m in this fight. Can you repost, follow, and help me defeat Derrick Van Orden?

This is a good story. It reminds of a time when I had house guests for 6 weeks. They did some grocery shopping and stocked up the fridge. What went unnoticed was a pack of pork chops that never made it to the fridge. It was a Styrofoam tray of pork chops tightly wrapped in plastic. [1/x]

We’re going to annex Canada and invade Greenland but we can’t request return of an innocent man from El Salvador.

If you are punching down, if you are punching sideways, if you are wagging your fist about shit that doesn't impact you in the slightest, you are their perfect sucka. Wake yo' dumb ass up. Wake yo' dumb ass momma up too.