Using Mr. Rogers in a Super Bowl commercial for mortgages should result in prison time

hey i made this if you need it you can use it

Well? You gonna prove 'em wrong?

If you're building a startup in 2026, you are expected to work with the world's largest venture capital firm (which is not even really a VC firm), where one partner strangled my neighbor to death for being Black, and another actively sought Jeffrey Epstein's counsel for years. This is *normal*.

The highlight of the “athletes pronouncing their names for the Olympics website” is American alpine skier Mary Bocock, who clearly agrees it’s a pretty funny name

Only 10 cases of Guinea worm disease were recorded *globally* last year. It may become the second human disease we eradicate, after smallpox.

In the past week we've learned ICE has secured property to build human warehouses in Merrimack, NH and Williamsport, MD. Just some facts I think bear repeating.

Seed planting time. Onions, brassicas, indoor herbs maybe? 🌱

My default state is grumpy

Added Yakety Sax to that video from Minneapolis

Just awoke from the most ridiculous dream! So outrageous it woke me up! Awake me cannot believe that dream-me bought it. Just bananas logic there. Think it broke my brain a little.

You go to war with the martyrs you have. This is now a pro-Don Lemon propaganda account and he is to be considered an unstoppable ubermensch until such time he is once again a free moron. May death come swiftly to his enemies.

There may be a squirrel. Or something. Nesting in my attic. Spouse and I keep hearing intermittent tapping/chewing noises.

Sometimes I think about this for no reason whatsoever www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...

Remember that literally every single one of the billionaire freaks behind generative AI has very publicly aligned themselves with trump and his policies Their CEO's are in and out of the oval office for photo ops, they're donating mountains of money to him, they're literally getting military titles

Gotta remind yourself not to cry when you see the kid's signs. It's negative -25°F and tears are dangerous. "LEAVE MY FRIENDS ALONE!" "ICE GIT OUT YA FUCKIN DUMBIES 😡"

Kid is going back to campus tomorrow. Right before big snowstorm hits. Trying to talk them into taking boots and a sled.

seen at 38th & Hiawatha this morning

Hearing ICE is near Lincoln Tech on Snowden River Parkway. 8 vehicles.

If we all start going "That isn't Donald Trump, that's clearly a body double" I bet we can make everyone in the White House lose their minds within a week. But we have to _commit_ to it.

It might have happened yesterday!

New— An American citizen boarding flight from Boston to Lisbon just now told me after showing boarding pass, every passenger stopped on jetway by two ICE agents demanding to take their photo. When passenger asked why, ICE threatened to detain them. If they said no photo, couldn't board/TBD detained.

jack asked if i would sketch up a poster to tell people in nearby neighborhoods about the partnership between flock and ring, and this is what i came up with. it can be printed on an 8.5x11 sheet of paper.

Gabriel Zucman on the shocking concentration of extreme wealth in the United States…. gzucman.substack.com?r=nle0&utm_c...

A joke for the history buffs: Germany’s satirical newspaper @der-postillon.com titles: “Vienna Academy of the Arts offers Trump admission as a student — They don’t want to get blamed again“

Josh awakened slowly. The last thing he remembered was the glint of the axe as it came down, and then... darkness. Where was he? Why was he naked? Why the hell couldn't he feel his limbs? As his vision cleared, he looked down. That's when he saw the nails. Josh began to scream.

Water your flesh prison, doom scroller

I finally got the first of the winter-sown native seeds planted today! 🌱 18 different things - but most excited for Aquilegia canadensis, Lobelia cardinalis, Heliopsis helianthoides, and Cunila origanoides.

Wow, sure would be pretty crazy if a ton of experts in the artificial intelligence field relentlessly warned everyone about this state of affairs being inevitable over and over for years.

Release the kraken! Begin the joy twerking! Death to tyrants!

While the pasty incels who work the federal agencies continue to churn out feeble, bloodless AI pastiches of Axis propaganda, here’s how a living breathing artist powerfully invokes design history. This is by illustrator Emily K in South Philly, a free poster-sized download on her website: →

Epstein-Barr Virus #EBV was linked to #MultipleSclerosis - now a plausible cause has been found, misidentification by longterm memory T-cells that pick on the wrong protein, ANO2, instead of the EBV-antigen. Massive inflection towards the elimination of MS!!! 🧪🧠Cell www.cell.com/cell/fulltex...

This. I am done returning to the status quo of what got us here. I want universal healthcare. I want a maximum wage tied to the minimum wage. I want omnipresent, cheap public transit and walkable neighborhoods. I want Supreme Court and police reform, and I want the rich to pay their fair share.

STAY VIGILANT. STAY APPRISED OF THE BOZO READINESS CONDITION bozo.watch

Democrats, whimpering: i-I-I don’t think we can get rid of ICE Republican, groping a child: Say goodbye to the Department of Education!

born Allegheny, now Patapsco.

it is 2016. the cops have murdered someone in minneapolis. the dem faithfuls say they just need more training. it is 2020. the cops have murdered someone in minneapolis. the dem faithfuls say they just need more training. it is 2026. the cops have murdered someone in minneapolis. the dem faithf

ICE totaled this car, abducted a woman, and then left it in the middle of Snelling Avenue, one of the busiest streets in the Twin Cities. This isn’t law and order, this state sanctioned terrorism. It’s fucking disgusting.

I had my winter cold last month. I'm full up. This new one can go back to the dentist where I probably caught it. Boo!

they didn’t leak it to make the shooter look innocent, but to make the victim look guilty. not guilty of a crime. guilty of having a visibly queer wife. guilty of liberalism. guilty of opposing the regime. they don’t seek to exonerate themselves, only to demonstrate who deserves to die.

We should stop giving guns and billions of dollars and total legal immunity to men who fantasize about murdering women.

springtime seed-ordering season reminder that baker creek seed co are chuds who pal around with the bundys and you shouldn't give them your money

do not feed your children to the grinding imperial machinery. teach them about the horrors of the history of the us military. they're not too young to face indoctrination; they need to know.

living in this country is like being awake on the table

Nearly done with the year. One more day!

Woodpecker!

Kids using AI to figure out how to use Atari 800 basic. I am so old.

I think Africa's top museums should acquire all treasures from the Louvre, its clear European institutes like this just aren't up to safeguarding European art www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

Went for my usual walk yesterday and noticed some green among the brown. It’s a magnolia sapling! 🌱